You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly Composer(s): Lola Jean Dillon; L.E. White Performer(s): Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty and multiple other artists
Conway: Well, you're the reason I'm ridin' around on big-capped tires
Loretta: And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires
Both: And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' Oh, but looks ain't everything And money ain't everything But I love you just the same
Conway: Well, you're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop
Loretta: And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop
Both: And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' Oh, but looks ain't everything And money ain't everything But I love you just the same
Both: I guess that we won't ever have everything we need 'Cause when we get ahead, it's got a double mouth to feed
Loretta: And that's the reason my good looks, and my figure is gone
Conway: And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb
Both: And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' Oh, but looks ain't everything And money ain't everything But I love you just the same
Loretta: Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave, and put on a clean pair of pants?
Conway: But Loretta, look at yourself I wish you'd take them curlers outta your hair and go put on a little make-up and get outta that housecoat before supper
Loretta: Well let me tell you somethin' Conway Considering everything that I went through today, I look like a movie star
Conway: Yeah, Ruth Buzzi
Loretta: Thank you
Conway: Besides that, all of our kids took after your part of the family anyways
Loretta: Oh, they did, huh? What about the ones that's bald?
Conway: Well, I guess you might say they took after me
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