Will you crochet in the park?
Will you crochet in the dark?

Will you crochet on a plane?
Will you crochet on a train?

What about the dentist's chair?
You can crochet anywhere!

Will you crochet while at church?
It won't leave you in a lurch.

Will you crochet in a car?
Will you crochet in a bar?

What about the picture show?
Tell me. Tell me. I will go!

Will you crochet at the gym?
How about just a little trim?

Will you crochet on a walk?
Will you crochet while we talk?

Will you crochet with a friend?
Teach them. Teach them. Start the trend!

Yes! I crochet here and there.
I will crochet everywhere!