Look Out, There's A Monster Coming Composer(s): Vivian Stanshall Performer(s): The Bonzo Dog Band
Lonely, unmarried, looking for love Life was passing me by So I sent off my photo, hobbies and age Magazine marriage I tried They say for centuries lovely Japanese girls Have been trained in the art of pleasing men Be lonely no more, open destiny's door For one dollar they arrange a meeting
My image was wrong, I didn't like me So I changed my personality I bought a delux Merseybeat wig But it was a size too big What confidence in my new built-up shoes So smart for winter or summer Undetectable in normal everyday use
Look out there's a monster coming!
Bye-bye binoculars and macintosh Everything is just great I take elocution, learn to speak posh But still I can't find a mate Be popular, learn to play the guitar In seven days you could be strumming Be sociable, learn kissing technique
Look out there's a monster coming!
Carnaby clothes, I reshaped my nose Plastic surgery's best To cut down my weight off comes my left leg I pass a swimming costume test Are my sideboards too long Don't my aftershave pong? I know my new nose ain't runnin' What's wrong with my tie? Am I getting too high?
Look out there's a monster coming!
Disfiguring and ugly, my facial hair I had removed electrically I rejuvenated my energy cells And regained my virility (grunt grunt) (He put my hand on my heart?) (I am changing the part?) He had a machine for a mummy Please be gentle with me I come to pieces literally
Look out there's a monster coming! Look out there's a monster coming! Look out there's a monster coming! ...
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