This Is The Army, Mr. Jones
Composer(s): Irving Berlin



We all have been selected from city and from farm
They asked us lots of questions, they jabbed us in the arm
We stood there at attention, our faces turning red
The sergeant looked us over and this is what he said

This is the Army, Mister Jones
No private rooms or telephones
You had your breakfast in bed before
But you won't have it there any more

This is the Army, Mister Green
We like the barracks nice and clean
You had a housemaid to clean your floor
But she won't help you out any more

Do what the buglers command
They're in the Army and not in a band

This is the Army, Mister Brown
You and your baby went to town
She had you worried but this is war
And she won't worry you anymore

Crazy Captain Gunboat Willie
Composer(s): Bill Payne; Lowell George
Performer(s): Little Feat



Crazy Captain Gunboat Willie
Growled out his commands
And all the able seamen
Clicked their heels and swore
They would protect the noble ship
In peace-time and in war

And they danced a jig until the dawn
Sang a loyal sailors song
Drank a pot of steaming rum
Did all the things that loyal sailors do

Captain Bill expressed great glee
All the things that he had planned
Were made to go his way
All the fares he had collected and salted away
Made his lips turn in a smile

Just then Luke the rat from down below
Called to Gunboat Bill
He said
Listen to those madmen wail
They've been at sea for ninety days
Without the sight of land
No it doesn't look so good to me
No it doesn't look so good at all

The captain pondered what the rat had said
Until he could think of nothing more
Then he threw his crew into the foaming sea
At least a thousand miles from shore

And he danced a jig until the dawn
Sang a loyal captain's song
Drank a pot of steaming rum
Did all the things that loyal captains do

The rat looked hard at Gunboat Bill
And he said in a serious style
As he leapt into the water
Don't believe, no don't believe
Don't believe everything that you hear

J'Aime Pas Les Gens Heureux
Composer(s): Claude Moine; Pierre Papadaimandis
Performer(s): Eddy Mitchell



J'aime pas les gens qui sont toujours heureux
L'bonheur suprême, ça me parait douteux
L' "trop plein" d'amour, ça déborde puis ça lasse
Ça s'joue à deux jusqu'à temps que ça s'casse
Si pour Karl Marx la religion c'est l'opium
Adam et Eve alors c'est quoi? C'est des pommes?
Roméo, Juliette, Paul et Virginie
Sont aussi tartes que Frankie et Johnnie
Moi...
J'aime pas les gens heureux
Faut toujours qu'ils s'aiment
Il n'y en a que pour eux
C'est toujours les mêmes
Ils sont partout chez eux
L'amour ça rend zen
J'aime pas les gens heureux
J'suis jaloux, y m'gênent
Ils sont seuls au monde just' elle et lui
Hypnotisés, se déplacent comme des zombies
J'suis transparent pour eux, j'suis pas d'ici
Si elle partait, elle le ferait pleurer
Encore faut-il qu'elle veuill' bien s'en aller
Si l'un des deux devait quitter la vie
Inconsolable, elle porterait le deuil jour et nuit
J'aime pas les gens qu'ont d' l'amour dans les yeux
Faut les prév'nir, où on fera des malheureux
Ça se soigne pas mais parfois ça guéri
Restent les souv'nirs qui vous collent à la vie
Moi...
J'aime pas les gens heureux
Faut toujours qu'ils s'aiment
Il n'y en a que pour eux
C'est toujours pour les mêmes
Ils sont partout chez eux
L'amour ça rend zen
J'aime pas les gens heureux
J'suis jaloux, y m'gênent

This Is Romance
Composer(s): Edward Heyman - Vernon Duke
Performer(s): Ben Bernie & His Orch. 
and multiple other artists



High above, a night of love is calling us
Countless crowds of silver clouds enthralling us
You and I together, lovers of a feather
Heaven's near with you my dear with me

This is romance, there's a sky to invite us
And a moon to excite us, yet you turn from my kiss
This is romance, it's a moment of splendour
Oh yet you fail to surrender to a night such as this

What dreamy magic of your eyes
Enchanted my heart
But will the magic of your love
Be granted my heart

I'm in a trance, let me be heaven bound dear
This is paradise found dear
Sweetheart this is romance.
La-da-da-dee,la-da-da-da-da-dee
La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dee
Yet you turn from my kiss
La-da-da-dee,la-da-da-da-da-dee
La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dee
To a night such as this

What dreamy magic of your eyes
Enchanted my heart
But will the magic of your love
Be granted my heart

I'm in a trance, let me be heaven bound dear
This is paradise found dear
Sweetheart this is romance

Crazy Blues
Composer(s): J.P. Richardson
First release by: The Big Bopper - 1957



The door slammed, you walked away
His arm around you, I heard you say
I never loved him, I love but you
Lord, these cra-a-a-zy blues

I'm going down town to buy a gun
Gimme that long black shiny one
I'm gonna end it, my troubles loose
Lord, these cra-a-a-zy blues

I made you my queen, both night and day
Snap your little finger and I'd be your slave
You didn't wanna wear the crown
Didn't wanna be queen
You got the kind of lovin' makes me wanna scream

So roll me over, roll me slow
The wounds that I made, they hurt me so
The wounds that you made, they hurt me too
And Lord, these cra-a-a-zy blues

I made you my queen, both night and day
Snap your little finger and I'd be your slave
You didn't wanna wear the crown
Didn't wanna be queen
You got the kind of lovin' makes me wanna scream

So roll me over, roll me slow
The wounds that I made, they hurt me so
The wounds that you made, they hurt me too
And Lord, these cra-a-a-zy blues

J'Aime Paris Au Mois De Mai
English Title: Paris Is At Her Best In May
Composer(s): Charles Aznavour; Pierre Roche
Performer(s): Charles Aznavour;
and various other artists



J'aime Paris au mois de mai
Quand les bourgeons renaissent
Qu'une nouvelle jeunesse
S'empare de la vieille cité
Qui se met à rayonner
J'aime Paris au mois de mai
Quand l'hiver le délaisse
Que le soleil caresse
Ses vieux toits à peine éveillés

J'aime sentir sur les places
Dans les rues où je passe
Ce parfum de muguet que chasse
Le vent qui passe
Il me plaît à me promener
Par les rues qui s'faufilent
A travers toute la ville
J'aime, j'aime Paris au mois de mai

J'aime Paris au mois de mai
Lorsque le jour se lève
Les rues sortant du rêve
Après un sommeil très léger
Coquettes se refont une beauté
J'aime Paris au mois de mai
Quand soudain tout s'anime
Par un monde anonyme
Heureux de voir le soleil briller

J'aime quand le vent m'apporte
Des bruits de toutes sortes
Et les potins que l'on colporte
De porte en porte
Il me plaît à me promener
Dans les rues qui fourmillent
Tout en draguant les filles
J'aime, j'aime Paris au mois de mai

J'aime Paris au mois de mai
Avec ses bouquinistes
Et ses aquarellistes
Que le printemps a ramenés
Comme chaque année le long des quais
J'aime Paris au mois de mai
La Seine qui l'arrose
Et mille petites choses
Que je ne pourrais expliquer

J'aime quand la nuit sévère
Etend la paix sur terre
Et que la ville soudain s'éclaire
De millions de lumières
Il me plaît à me promener
Contemplant les vitrines
La nuit qui me fascine
J'aime, j'aime Paris au mois de mai

This Is Pop?
Composer(s): Andy Patridge
Performer(s): XTC



In a milk bar and feeling lost
Drinking sodas as cold as frost
Someone leans in m direction
Quizzing on my juke-box selection
What do you call that noise
That you put on?

This is pop
Yeah Yeah

This is!

On a walkway and moving fast
All I get is transistor blast
Someone leans in my direction
Quizzing on my station selection
What do you call that noise
That you put on?

This is pop
Yeah yeah

This is!

We come the wrong way
We come the long way
We play the songs much too loud

This is pop
Yeah yeah

Crazy Arms
Composer(s): Ralph Mooney; Charles Seals
First release by: Kenny Brown & Marilyn Kaye - 1956
Covered by multiple other artists



Now blue ain't the word for the way that I feel
And a storm's brewing in this heart of mine
This ain't no crazy dream, I know that it's real
You're someone else's love now, you're not mine

Crazy arms that reach to hold somebody new
For my yearning heart keeps sayin' you're not mine
My troubled mind knows soon to another you'll be wed
And that's why I'm lonely all the time

So please take the treasured dreams I had for you and me
And take all the love I thought was mine
Someday my crazy arms may hold somebody new
But now I'm so lonesome I could cry

Blue's not the word for that way that I feel
And the storm brewing in this heart of mine
This is no treasured dream, I know that it's real
You're someone else's love now, you're not mine

Crazy arms that reach to hold somebody new
But my yearning heart keeps sayin' you're not mine
My troubled mind knows soon to another you'll be wed
And that's why I'm lonely all the time

Please take the treasured dreams I had for you and me
And take all the love I thought was mine
Someday my crazy arms will hold somebody new
But now I'm so lonely all the time

Crazy arms that reach to hold somebody new
But my yearnin heart keeps sayin you're not mine
My troubled mind knows soon to another you'll be wed
And that's why I'm lonely all the time 

J'Aime Les Filles
Composer(s): Jacques Dutronc; J. Lanzmann
Performer(s): Jacques Dutronc



J'aime les filles de chez Castel
J'aime les filles de chez Régine
J'aime les filles qu'on voit dans "Elle"
J'aime les filles des magazines

J'aime les filles de chez Renault
J'aime les filles de chez Citroën
J'aime les filles des hauts fourneaux
J'aime les filles qui travaillent à la chaîne

Si vous êtes comme ça, téléphonez-moi
Si vous êtes comme ci, téléphonez-me

J'aime les filles à dot
J'aime les filles à papa
J'aime les filles de Loth
J'aime les filles sans papa

J'aime les filles de Mégève
J'aime les filles de Saint-Tropez
J'aime les filles qui font la grève
J'aime les filles qui vont camper

Si vous êtes comme ça, téléphonez-moi
Si vous êtes comme ci, téléphonez-me

J'aime les filles de la Rochelle
J'aime les filles de Camaret
J'aime les filles intellectuelles
J'aime les filles qui m'font marrer

J'aime les filles qui font vieille France
J'aime les filles de Cinéma
J'aime les filles de l'Assistance
J'aime les filles dans l'embarras

Si vous êtes comme ça, téléphonez-moi
Si vous êtes comme ci, téléphonez-me...

This Is Not America
Composer(s): David Bowie - Pat Metheny - Lyle Mays
First release by: David Bowie and Pat Metheny Group - 1985
Covered by multiple other artists



This is not America, sha la la la la

A little piece of you
The little peace in me
Will die [This is not a miracle]
For this is not America

Blossom fails to bloom
This season
Promise not to stare
Too long [This is not America]
For this is not the miracle

There was a time
A storm that blew so pure
For this could be the biggest sky
And I could have
The faintest idea

[For this is not America, sha la la la la, sha la la la la, sha la la la la
This is not America, no, this is not, sha la la la la]

Snowman melting
From the inside
Falcon spirals
To the ground [This could be the biggest sky]
So bloody red
Tomorrow's clouds

A little piece of you
The little piece in me
Will die [This could be a miracle]
For this is not America

There was a time
A wind that blew so young
For this could be the biggest sky
And I could have the faintest idea

[For this is not America, sha la la la la, sha la la la la, sha la la la la
This is not America, no, this is not, sha la la la
This is not America, no, this is not
This is not America, no, this is not, sha la la la]

Crazy
Composer(s): Hank Williams Jr.
Performer(s): The Manhattans



Ah...

Girl, I can't believe
The love you're givin' me
Took me by surprise
For your love wears no disguise

And ah...you turn my head around
You blow my mind with a love
That makes me feel so good

My world is upside down
And the feeling's strong
You really got me going

Crazy
About your lovin', girl
It's crazy

Please stay my lady
Without your love
I'll just go crazy

Thinking back in time
When loneliness was mine
My life was bare
Without a love to share

But now you turned my life around
You build me up and I know I'm really winning
In you, the love I've found
(I'm all shook up) My head is spinnin', girl

It's just crazy
How much I love you, girl
It's crazy

Please stay my lady
Without your love
I'll just go crazy

So let me hold you in a warm embrace
In our love all fears erase
Far as the sun shall surely rise
Never a tear shall touch your eyes

`Cause I'm crazy
About your lovin', girl
It's crazy

Please stay my lady
Without your love
I'll just go crazy

Whoa, whoa, it's crazy
How much I love you, girl
It's crazy

Please stay my lady
Without your love
I'll just go crazy

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ah...
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ah...

Crazy
How much I love you, girl
It's crazy

Please stay my lady
Without your love
I'll just go crazy

I'm just crazy
About your lovin', girl
It's crazy

Ooh, stay my lady

J'Aime
Composer(s): Jean Albertini; Benny Andersson; 
Didier Barbelivien; Björn Ulvaeus
Performer(s): Michèle Torr



J'aime, j'aime, j'aime la chanson
que tu me chantais souvent
J'aime, j'aime, j'aime la chanson qui rappelle nos quinze ans
(A quinze ans on rêvait de partir, à Venise où ailleurs souviens-toi)
Souviens-toi, comme nous étions heureux quand on dansait tous les deux
(C'est vrai, je n'osais pas t'embrasser, et tu sais, je n'ai rien oublié)

Et dis-moi, dis, qu'est-ce que tu deviens, je suis mariée tu sais bien
J'aime, j'aime, j'aime la photo où tu me prends dans tes bras
J'aime, j'aime, j'aime les mots d'amour que tu me disais tout bas
(Je t'aime comme la première fois, mais tu vois, rien n'est plus comme avant)
Aujourd'hui toi, tu vis loin de moi et le monde est différent
(Je sais bien, c'est chacun pour soi, et nous n'aurons plus jamais quinze ans)

N'oublie pas que l'on s'était promis de s'aimer toute une vie

This Is No Laughing Matter
Composer(s): Van Loman - Martin Block - Al Frisch
Performer(s): Glenn Miller & His Orch. (vocal: Ray Eberle)
and multiple other artists



I have a feeling that something is wrong
This is not the way that things should be
We've known each other too well and too long
You don't have to act with me

This is no laughing matter
Somehow I want to cry
I know your sweet and idle chatter
Really means goodbye
This is no laughing matter
I thought we'd never part
This is no time for pretty patter
While you break my heart
What of all the moon dreams shared together
Beside the garden wall
Love can't always have that perfect weather
A little rain must fall
Think of the dreams you'll shatter
If you should say we're through
This is no laughing matter
Darling, I'm in love with you

Crazy
Composer(s): Willie Nelson
First release by: Patsy Cline - 1961
Covered by multiple other artists



Crazy
I'm crazy for feelin' so lonely
I'm crazy
Crazy for feelin' so blue
I knew you'd love me as long as you wanted
And then someday
You'd leave me for somebody new

Worry, why do I let myself worry?
Wonderin' what in the world did I do?

I'm crazy
For thinkin' that my love could hold you
I'm crazy for cryin'
And crazy for tryin'
And I'm crazy for lovin' you

Crazy
For thinkin' that my love could hold you
I'm crazy for cryin'
And crazy for tryin'
And I'm crazy for lovin' you 

J'Aime
Composer(s): Chris Michaelessi; Christian Dorisse
Performer(s): Dalida



Comme un jour qui va venir
Un chagrin qui va finir
Une porte qui va s'ouvrir
Une étoile qui brille

Comme un couple qui va s'unir
Une larme qui va mourir
Un enfant qui va grandir
Je n'aime que lui

J'aime le plein soleil
Qui crève le ciel quand il sourit
J'aime le pleins d'amour
La vie qui court autour de lui
J'aime la terre immense
La nuit qui danse quand il est là
J'aime même ma peine pour qu'il revienne
Quand il s'en va

Ma vie se lit sur son visage
Et le temps n'a plus d'âge
J'aime le pleins soleil
Qui crève le ciel quand il sourit
J'aime le pleins d'amour
La vie qui court autour de lui

Comme un jour qui va venir
Un chagrin qui va finir
Une porte qui va s'ouvrir
Je n'aime que lui

This Is My World
Performer(s): Tommy Steele



This is my world, a world of splendour
Swanky and rich and fine
This is a world I won’t surrender
Now that I’ve made it mine
A world that is full of wonderful things
Dukes and their duchesses, nobles and kings
I’ll be king for more than a day
Whatever they say, I’ll keep it that way
For this is the world that I was meant for
This is the world for me
I wouldn’t give a blimmin’ cent 
For life as it used to be
For now that I’m tasting the pleasures of life
Even a fool can see
This is my world, a world of splendour
Swanky and rich and fine
This is a world I won’t surrender
Now that I’ve made it mine

For this is the world that I was meant for
This is the world for me
I wouldn’t give a blimmin’ cent
For life as it used to be
For now that I’m tasting the pleasures of life
Even a fool can see
That this is my world
This is my world
This is my world
And this is the world for me

Crazy
Composer(s): Mike Chapman; Nicky Chinn
Performer(s): Mud



You just got out of school last year
And all your friends ask, hey what you doing here?
Somehow you just can't mix with kids your age
She knows what she likes
I know you look much older now
But you ain't figured out life somehow
You got a different number on every page
She knows, she knows what she wants 

Crazy, crazy, you amaze me
Crazy lady, rearrange me
Crazy baby, I'm so in love with you right now

You're growing up before your time
You think everybody's saying ooh but you're looking fine
You're learning fast, you sure have come a long way
She knows she knows what she likes
I know you don't think much of me
'Cos you've got plans on just what you oughta be
You've got a different face for every day
She knows, she knows what she wants

Crazy, crazy, you amaze me
Crazy lady, rearrange me
Crazy baby, I'm so in love with you right now

Crazy, crazy, you amaze me
Crazy lady, rearrange me
Crazy baby, I'm so in love with you right now ...

J'aime
((Spanish Version: Amo (by Raphael))
Composer(s): Salvatore Adamo
Performer(s): Salvatore Adamo



J'aime quand le vent nous taquine
Quand il joue dans tes cheveux
Quand tu te fais ballerine
Pour le suivre à pas gracieux
J'aime quand tu reviens ravie
Pour te jeter à mon cou
Quand tu te fais petite fille
Pour t'asseoir sur mes genoux
J'aime le calme crépuscule
Quand il s'installe à pas de loup
Mais j'aime a espérer crédule
Qu'il s'embraserait pour nous
J'aime ta main qui me rassure
Quand je me perds dans le noir
Et ta voix elle murmure
De la source de l'espoir
J'aime quand tes yeux couleur de brume
Me font un manteau de douceur
Et comme sur un coussin de plumes
Mon front se pose sur ton cœur

Down In Jungle Town
Composer(s): Edward Madden - Theodore Morse
Performer(s): Spike Jones & his City Slickers
and multiple other artists



Down in Jungle Town
A honeymoon is comin' soon
There will be a serenade
To a pretty monkey maid
And soon a big baboon
Comes out to spoon beneath the moon
Oh she'll be true to monkey doodle doo
Way down in Jungle Town

And so we left the teeming little village and struck out into the mysterious jungle 
By native grapevine we had learned of a tribe of ferocious man-eating cannibals 
who held in their midst, Mamo, a beautiful white goddess 
After hacking our way through the dense undergrowth for hours, we finally came into a clearing 
There in the moonlight was Mamo, surrounded by a group of half crazed savages chanting the song of death

(Iiieee-yaaa, Pistol Packin' Mamo lay that pistol down)

Crawlin' King Snake
Composer(s): Big Joe Williams
First release by: Big Joe Williams - 1941
Covered by multiple other artists



Yeah I'm a crawlin' king snake, and I rule my den
Well I'm a crawlin' king snake, and I rule my den
I don't want nobody hangin' around with my little girl now
I'm just gonna use her for myself

You got me crawlin' baby when the grass was very high
I'm just gonna keep on crawlin' now baby until the day I die
Cause I'm a crawlin' king snake and I rule my den
I don't want nobody hangin' around with my lady
I'm just gonna use her for myself

I'm gon' crawl to your window baby
I'm gon' crawl over to your door
You've got everything I want now baby
I wanna crawl up on your floor
Cause I'm a crawlin' king snake, and I rule my den
I don't want nobody hangin' around with my little girl
I'm just gonna use her for myself

Yeah I'm a crawlin' king snake, and I rule my den
Baby I'm a crawlin' king snake, and I rule my den
I don't want nobody hangin' around with my little girl
I'm just gonna use her for myself