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  • 29-09-1982
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    I'm On My Way To Mandalay
    Composer(s): Al. Bryan; Fred Fisher



    One I love, far away, far away, far away
    Land of Love, Mandalay Mandalay, Mandalay
    Where the waving trees kiss the ocean breeze
    In a garden fair, 'mid the roses there
    I'm goin' to find someone who waits for me across the sea

    All night long, by the sea, by the sea, by the sea
    Her love song Rings for me, rings for me, rings for me
    All the world will seem just a lovely dream
    And I'll never stray far from Mandalay
    I'll live for one who lives alone for me in days to be

    I'm on my way to Mandalay
    Beneath the shelt'ring palms I want to stray
    Oh, let me live and love for aye
    On that Island far away
    I'm sentimental for my Oriental love, so sweet and gentle
    That's why I'm on my way to Mandalay
    I've come to say "Good-bye"



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    Evidence Of Love
    Composer(s): Steve Diamond; Chris Farron
    Performer(s): Gregg Allman



    When I look for the love in your eyes
    You turn away
    And there's nothing as loud as the words
    We never say
    Look at us now, standing on the edge again
    Look at us now, it's not too late to try again
    I need some...

    Evidence of love, to keep me going on
    Please show me some
    Evidence of love, and I'll be here
    I still believe we can see it through
    There's just so much, that I can do
    It doesn't make sense, without some evidence of love

    There's a cold, cold look on your face
    Is it saying good-bye?
    'Cause there's nothing as cold as the ashes
    When the fire has died
    Talk to me now, tell me what you're missing
    Talk to me now, I'll try and find your heart again
    I need some...

    Evidence of love, to keep me going on
    Please show me some
    Evidence of love, and I'll be here
    I still believe we can see it through
    There's just so much, that I can do
    It doesn't make sense, without some evidence of love

    Stand and fight
    Try to say what's on your mind, baby
    So much is on the line
    There's a chance we'll make it right

    Look at us now, standing on the edge again
    Look at us now, it's not too late to try again
    I need some...

    Evidence of love, to keep me going on
    Please show me some
    Evidence of love, and I'll be here




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    28-09-1982
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    I'm On My Way To Dublin Bay
    Composer(s): Stanley Murphy
    Performer(s): The Peerless Quartet



    Michael Shea he marched away with the Dublin Fusiliers
    And he left the town in cheers, but he left his girl in tears
    But in the rattle of the battle, Michael stood his test
    And he won a Sergeant's uniform and a medal on his chest
    He got a two month's furlough and he started on his way
    His Irish eyes a dancin' as the Boys heard him say

    Goodbye! I'm on my way to dear old Dublin Bay
    That's why I'm feelin' gay
    For oh! I know sweet Molly-O
    My colleen, fair to see, is waiting there for me
    Her heart with love a bubblin'
    On Dublin Bay

    Michael Shea reached Dublin Bay when the spring was in the air
    And he found his colleen fair, and he hugged her like a bear
    He took her down to Dublin town and Father John Malloy
    Tied a doublin' knot right on the spot for Molly and her boy
    Then on an Irish jaunting car beside her bold gossoon
    She learned to sing this chorus by the risin' o' the moon

    Goodbye! I'm on my way to dear old Dublin Bay
    That's why I'm feelin' gay
    For oh! I know sweet Molly-O
    My colleen, fair to see, is waiting there for me
    Her heart with love a bubblin'
    On Dublin Bay

    Goodbye! I'm on my way to dear old Dublin Bay
    That's why I'm feelin' gay
    For oh! I know sweet Molly-O
    My colleen, fair to see, is waiting there for me
    Her heart with love a bubblin'
    On Dublin Bay



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    Évidemment
    Composer(s): Michel Berger
    Performer(s): France Gall; Attila Bardoczy;
    Eva Fabian; Lara Fabian; Laurence Jalbert



    Y a comme un goût amer en nous
    Comme un goût de poussière dans tout
    Et la colère qui nous suit partout

    Y a des silences qui disent beaucoup
    Plus que tous les mots qu'on avoue
    Et toutes ces questions qui ne tiennent pas debout

    Evidemment
    Évidemment
    On danse encore
    Sur les accords
    Qu'on aimait tant

    Évidemment
    Évidemment
    On rit encore
    Pour les bêtises
    Comme des enfants
    Mais pas comme avant

    Et ces batailles dont on se fout
    C'est comme une fatigue, un dégoût
    A quoi ça sert de courir partout
    On garde cette blessure en nous
    Comme une éclaboussure de boue
    Qui n'change rien, qui change tout

    Évidemment
    Évidemment
    On rit encore
    Pour les bêtises
    Comme des enfants
    Mais pas comme avant
    Pas comme avant




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    27-09-1982
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    I'm On My Way Back To The Old Home
    Composer(s): Bill Monroe
    Performer(s): Bill Monroe
    and multiple other artists



    Back in the day of my childhood
    In the evening when everything was still
    I used to listen to the foxes
    And my dad in them old Kentucky hills

    I'm on my way back to the old home
    That road winds on up the hill
    But there's no light in the window
    That shines long ago where I lived

    Soon my childhood days are over
    I had to leave my old home
    For dad and mom was called to heavebn
    We'll I'm left in this world all alone

    I'm on my way back to the old home
    That road winds on up the hill
    But there's no light in the window
    That shines long ago where I lived

    High in the hills of old Kentucky
    Stands a fond spot in my memory
    I'm on my way back to the old home
    That light in the window I want to see

    I'm on my way back to the old home
    That road winds on up the hill
    But there's no light in the window
    That shines long ago where I lived



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    Evguénie Sokolov
    Performer(s): Serge Gainsbourg



    Mets ton masque à gaz Sokolov
    Que tes fermentations anaérobies
    Fassent éclater les tubas de ta renommée
    Et que les vents irrépressibles
    Transforment abscisses et ordonnées
    En de sublimes anamorphoses




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    26-09-1982
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    I'm On My Way
    Composer(s): Alan Jay Lerner; Frederick Loewe



    Gold
    Gold
    Gold
    Gold
    Gold
    Gold!
    Gold!!

    Gotta dream boy
    Gotta song
    Paint your wagon
    And come along

    Where am I goin'?
    I don't know
    Where am I headin'?
    I ain't certain
    All I know
    Is I am on my way

    When will I be there?
    I don't know
    When will I get there?
    I ain't certain
    All that I know
    Is I am on my way

    Gotta dream boy
    Gotta song
    Paint your wagon
    [And come along - Sung In German]

    [Verse sung in German]

    [Verse sung in Chinese]

    [Verse sung in American Indian]

    Gotta dream boy
    Gotta song
    Paint your wagon
    And come along

    Where am I goin'?
    I don't know
    When will I be there?
    I ain't certain
    What will I get?
    I ain't equipped to say

    But who gives a damn?
    Who gives a damn?
    Who gives a damn?
    We're on our way

    Where am I goin'?
    I don't know
    Where am I headin'?
    I ain't certain
    All that I know
    Is I am on my way

    When will I be there?
    I don't know
    When will I get there?
    I ain't certain
    All that I know
    Is I am on my way

    When am I goin'?
    I don't know
    Where am I headin'?
    I ain't certain
    All that I know
    Is I am on my way

    When will I be there?
    I don't know
    When will I get there?
    I ain't certain
    All that I know
    Is I am on my way

    Gotta dream boy
    Gotta song
    Paint your wagon
    And come along

    Where are we goin'?
    I don't know
    When will we be there?
    I ain't certain
    What will we get?
    I ain't equipped to say
    But who gives a damn?
    Who gives a damn?
    We're on our way!



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    Everywhere You Go
    Composer(s): Mark Fisher; Larry Shay; Joe Goodwin
    Performer(s): Doris Day;
    and various other artists



    Everywhere you go sunshine follows you
    Everywhere you go skies are always blue
    Children love you they seem to know
    You bring roses out of the snow
    The whole world says "hello"
    Everywhere you go

    (Cheeks like the roses
    Teeth like the pearl
    Eyes with the heaven's blue)

    You made me love you
    I'm in a whirl

    (You wonderful, marvelous, beautiful girl)

    Everywhere you go sunshine follows you
    Everywhere you go skies are always blue
    Children love you they seem to know
    You bring roses out of the snow
    The whole world says "hello"
    Everywhere you go

    (Children love you they seem to know)

    You bring roses out of the snow
    The whole world says "hello"
    Everywhere you go

    (The whole world says "hello")

    "Hello"

    Everywhere you go

    (Everywhere you go)




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    25-09-1982
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    I'm On Fire
    Composer(s): Bruce Springsteen
    First release by: Bruce Springsteen - 1984
    Covered by multiple other artists



    Hey little girl is your daddy home
    Did he go away and leave you all alone
    I got a bad desire
    I'm on fire

    Tell me now baby is he good to you
    Can do to you the things that I do
    I can take you higher
    I'm on fire

    Sometimes it's like, someone took a knife
    Baby edgy and dull and cut a six-inch
    Valley through the middle of my soul

    At night I wake up with the sheets
    Soaking wet and a freight train running
    Through the middle of my head
    Only you can cool my desire
    I'm on fire



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    Everywhere
    Composer(s): Larry Kahn; Tolchard Evans
    Performer(s): David Whitfield; Tony Martin



    You are everywhere, everywhere you’re there
    Night and day you share with me
    Now I know you’re gone
    You still linger on
    You’re a haunting memory

    I walk an empty street
    And somehow we meet
    Yet no-one’s there but me
    For now I’m on my own
    I’ll never walk alone
    For you are everywhere with me

    I walk an empty street
    And somehow we meet
    Yet no-one’s there but me
    For now I’m on my own
    I’ll never walk alone
    For you are everywhere with me




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    24-09-1982
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    I'm On Fire
    Composer(s): Tony Eyers
    Performer(s): 5000 Volts



    If you want a sweet, sweet love tonight
    Call me and I'll make you feel alright
    When you're out and running around
    Playing games all over town
    Turn around, come on down, I'll be there
    Yeah, yeah
    If you want some sweet , sweet love from me
    Take a chance with someone new you'll see
    I can make your fire burn with the touch of just one kiss
    Turn you on all night long
    You'll be gone, gone, gone

    Honey, now I'm on my way
    I'm on fire
    Yes, I am, I'm on fire
    Honey, now I'm on my way
    I'm on fire
    I'm on fire, baby
    Honey, now I'm on my way
    I'm on fire, yes I am my baby
    Honey, now I'm on my way
    I'm on fire
    I'm on fire, baby



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    Everytime I Turn Around
    Composer(s): Judy Hart Angelo; Gary Portnoy
    Performer(s): Gary Portnoy



    Maybe the world is blind
    Or just a little unkind
    Don't know

    Seems you can't be sure
    Of anything anymore
    Although

    You maybe lonely and then
    One day you're smilin' again
    Every time I turn around
    I see the girl that turns my world around
    Standing there

    Everytime I turn around
    Her spirit's lifting me right off the ground
    What's gonna be?
    Guess we'll just wait and see




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    23-09-1982
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    I’m On A See-Saw
    Composer(s): Benny Carter; Vivian Ellis
    Performer(s): Fats Waller
    and multiple other artists



    I’m on a see-saw
    You throw me up and you throw me down
    I don’t know when I’m here or there
    Those dreams that we saw
    You took them up and you knocked them down
    I don’t whether you even care

    First I was heaven-bound
    Then I found you turned round
    And as I hit the ground
    Gee, that ain’t right, you know that

    I’m on a see-saw
    You throw me up and you throw me down
    And altogether you don’t prepare

    Oh my, I’m on a see-saw
    Oh, you throw me up and you throw me down
    Altogether you don’t prepare



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    I’m On A See-Saw
    Composer(s): Benny Carter; Vivian Ellis
    Performer(s): Fats Waller
    and multiple other artists



    I’m on a see-saw
    You throw me up and you throw me down
    I don’t know when I’m here or there
    Those dreams that we saw
    You took them up and you knocked them down
    I don’t whether you even care

    First I was heaven-bound
    Then I found you turned round
    And as I hit the ground
    Gee, that ain’t right, you know that

    I’m on a see-saw
    You throw me up and you throw me down
    And altogether you don’t prepare

    Oh my, I’m on a see-saw
    Oh, you throw me up and you throw me down
    Altogether you don’t prepare



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    Everytime I Think Of You ((French Version: La Nuit Crie Au Secours (by Johnny Hallyday) - 1981)) Composer(s): Jack Conrad - Ray Kennedy First release by: The Babys - 1979



    Everytime I think of you
    It always turns out good
    Everytime I've held you
    I thought you understood
    People say a love like ours
    Will sure pass
    But I know a love like ours
    Will last and last
    And baby I was wrong
    Not knowing how
    our love should go
    (How our love)
    (How our love should go)
    But then I wasn't wrong
    In knowing how our love would grow
    (How our love)
    (How our love would grow)
    And everytime I think of you
    Everytime
    Everytime I think of you
    Every single time
    It always turns out good
    Seasons come and seasons go
    But our love will never die
    Let me hold you darling
    So you won't cry
    Cause people say that our love affair
    Will never last
    But we know a love like ours
    Will never pass
    And baby I was wrong
    Not knowing how our love should go
    (How our love)
    (How our love should go)
    But then I wasn't wrong
    In knowing how our love would grow
    (How our love)
    (How our love would grow)
    And everytime I think of you
    Everytime
    Everytime I think of you
    Every single time
    It always turns out good
    People say a love like ours
    Will surely pass
    But I know a love like ours
    Will last and last
    And baby I was wrong
    Not knowing how our love should go
    (How our love)
    (How our love should go)
    But I wasn't wrong
    In knowing how our love would grow
    (How our love)
    (How our love would grow)
    Everytime I think of you
    Everytime I think of you
    Everytime I think of you
    It always turns out good
    Everytime I think of you
    Everytime I think of you
    Everytime I think of you
    Everytime
    Everytime I think of you
    Everytime I think of you (everytime)
    Everytime I think of you
    Everytime I think of you
    Everytime I think of you (everytime)
    Everytime I think of you
    Everytime I think of you
    Everytime I think of you (everytime)
    Everytime I think of you



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    22-09-1982
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    I'm Old Fashioned
    Composer(s): Jerome Kern; Johnny Mercer
    First release by: Fred Astaire & Nan Wynn - 1942
    Covered by multiple other artists



    I am not such a clever one about the latest fads
    I admit I was never one adored by local lads
    Not that I ever tried to be a saint
    I’m the type that they classify as quaint

    I’m old fashioned, I love the moonlight
    I love the old fashioned things
    The sound of rain upon a window pane
    The starry song that April sings
    This years fancies are passing fancies
    But sighing sighs, holding hands
    These my heart understands

    I’m old fashioned but I don’t mind it
    That’s how I want to be
    As long as you agree
    To stay old fashioned with me

    I’m old fashioned but I don’t mind it
    That’s how I want to be
    As long as you agree
    To stay old fashioned with me



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    Everytime I See Him
    Composer(s): Tom Crain; Charlie Daniels; Taz DeGregorio;
    Fred Edwards; Charlie Hayward; James Marshall
    Performer(s): The Charlie Daniels Band



    Thinks he's a toughguy
    Superfly
    Stays high
    Sneakin down the alleyway to make another buy

    Talkin bout a big deal
    Big wheel
    Nothins real
    Wouldn't know the truth if it looked him in the eye

    Sneakin out the back door
    Top floor
    Dirt poor
    You know the boys gonna get himself in jail

    Living on the back street
    Concrete
    Fast speed
    Lost in the jungle with the tiger by the tail

    Everytime I see him
    Everytime I see him
    Everytime I see him
    He's just barely getting by
    Everytime I see him
    Everytime I see him
    Everytime I see him
    He's down there getting high

    Midnight siren
    Whats it mean
    Bad dreams
    Shiverin and shakin in the middle of the night

    Down in a cold sweat
    In debt
    Upset
    Hidin in the back room to keep ot of sight

    Walkin that tough walk
    Jivetalk
    Double cross
    Sneakin down the side street hidin from the sun

    Makin them big plans
    Big man
    Be this man
    Gonna make a million but he never gets it done

    Everytime I see him
    Everytime I see him
    Everytime I see him
    He's just barely getting by
    Everytime I see him
    Everytime I see him
    Everytime I see him
    He's down there getting high

    Thinks he's a loverboy
    Super joy
    Tough toy
    Thinks he's kinda sexy but the ladies say he ain't

    Nothing but a no class
    Jiveass
    Movin fast
    Wants to be a winner but the monkey says he can't

    After hours nightspot
    Whatcha got
    Hot shot
    Gotta keep movin just to keep from going down

    The boy won't ever learn
    Slow burn
    Overturn
    End up in a coffin there six feet in the ground

    Everytime I see him
    Everytime I see him
    Everytime I see him
    He's just barely getting by
    Everytime I see him
    Everytime I see him
    Everytime I see him
    He's down there getting high




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    21-09-1982
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    I'm Nothing Without You
    Composer(s): Cy Coleman; David Zippel
    Performer(s): Mel Tormé; Cleo Laine; Michael Feinstein



    I'm nothing without you
    Without you I lack what it takes
    Unless we're combined
    I have half a mind
    To blow all my chances and breaks

    Without you I'm bupkis
    A flop who keeps dropping the ball
    It's time to stop quaking
    Start taking the lead
    And you are the singular buddy i need

    I'm nothing without you
    Without you I'm nothing...

    Stone:
    Let's give this a Hollywood ending!

    Stine, Stone & Gabby:
    I'm nothing without you

    Stone:
    No hero

    Stine:
    A zero

    Stine & Stone:
    That's me

    Gabby:
    With you by my side

    Stone:
    There's no better guide

    All Three:
    On how to be all I can be

    I'm nowhere without you
    To doubt you is where I went wrong

    And greatness can come from the sum of our parts

    All:
    From now and with on I'm with you
    You is where I belong



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    Everytime
    Composer(s): Eddie Jacobson;
    Olly Thomas; Dave Crane; Damien Green
    Performer(s): Butterfingers



    Every time I clean my room I make another mess
    Every time I miss the bus I’m late for a test
    Every time I’m reincarnated it’s in the lowest form
    I leave my window open every time there is a storm
    Every time I have a hang over I have to go to work
    Every time I masturbate dry it tends to hurt
    Every time I pat a dog he bites me on the hand
    Every time I talk to aliens they don’t understand
    Every time I skate I get another bruise
    Every time I get drunk I vomit on my shoes
    Every time I scratch the needle jumps
    Every time I drink milk it comes out in lumps
    Every time I freestyle I just talk shit
    Every time I catch the bus there’s nowhere to sit
    Every time I catch the train I’m hassled for a ticket
    Every time I bat in cricket first ball takes a wicket
    Every time I’m drunk at a party in a toga
    I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga
    Every time I eat I get a pain in my chest
    Every time I think it’s heartburn it’s cardiac arrest
    Every time I make a phone call waiting interrupts
    Every time I dump a load at someone’s house it won’t flush
    Every time it won’t flush it stains the ceramic
    If you ever see me happy it’s because I’m manic

    (Chorus)
    Born to fail
    Born to fail

    Every time I give advice it comes out wrong
    Every time I get raided my lips are on the bong
    Every time I score I get shitty leaf
    I was living with another hobo until he heard me dis his chief
    But every time we smoke a joint I end up with the roach
    Every time I skip sport I get drilled by the coach
    Every time I play footy I get tackled in the dirt
    And I crack another rib and it really fucking hurts
    Every time I brush my teeth I find another cavity
    Every time I try to fly I discover gravity
    Every time I have a craving of we’re out of food
    Every time we spin the bottle I’m the one who ends up nude
    Every time I give a girl an orgasm she fakes
    Every time I jam it in the condom breaks
    Every time I gamble I lose all my chips
    And every time I eat all bran I get the shits
    But every time I shit it takes about an hour
    And there’s never any paper so I have to have a shower
    But every time I shower the towel’s already wet
    And it’s not wet with water but wet with cum and sweat
    Every time I pluck my pubic hairs to make my self attractive
    My dick gets sore and I fuck like a spastic
    Every time I write a song radio stations ban it
    Because when you play my records in reverse they’re satanic
    Worship Satan
    Worship Satan
    Worship Satan
    Worship Satan
    Worship Satan
    Worship Satan
    Worship Satan
    Worship Satan
    Every time I make a joke people take me serious
    Every time I go down on a girl she’s on her periods
    Every time I drive a car a cop will pull me over
    But I say that I’m someone else and that I’m sober
    Every blind date turns out to be blind
    My looks are all I have and that is why I mind
    Every time I have the dream where I’m at the school dance
    Every one is looking at me cos I don’t have any pants
    Every time we play piggy in the middle I’m the pig
    Every time we play tiggy I’m the one who’s it
    Every time I lick a toad I get worts on my tongue
    And every time I see a killer bee it’s when I’m getting stung
    Every time I play scrabble I make the word “AT”
    Every wet fart leaves a stain where I sat
    Every time I fuck your mum she wants it in the bum
    And every time I’m done it’s not because I’ve cum
    Every time I crack onto a chick I pull my sack out
    Every time I try to suck my dick I put my back out
    Every time I catch a wave I hit a coral reef
    And every time I order vegetarian I get beef

    (Chorus) x2
    Born to fail (I get paid)
    Born to fail (a chick is not a vegetable)




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    20-09-1982
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    I'm Not Your Fool Anymore
    Performer(s): Teddy Edwards



    I'm not your fool
    I'm not your fool
    I'm not your fool
    Not anymore

    There was times when you were good to me
    Now you can go, go, go
    Never come back no more
    It's all over It's all over

    I'm not your fool
    Not anymore
    I'm not your fool
    Not anymore

    I tried, you know I tried
    I tried so hard
    I tried so hard
    I tried so hard to satisfy you

    I came runnin' at your every beck and call
    And there were times you wouldn't even call at all
    It's all over, It's all over

    I'm not your fool
    Not anymore
    Not, not anymore

    I don't need you
    I don't need you
    I don't need you
    Not anymore

    I used to lie awake at night
    Cryin' the whole night through
    But now I've found somebody new
    To take the place of you
    It's all over
    It's all over

    I'm not your fool
    I'm not your fool
    I'm not your fool
    Not anymore

    I'm not your fool
    I'm not your fool
    I'm not your fool
    Not anymore
    Not anymore
    Not anymore



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