Another Saturday Night In Heaven
Composer(s): Dion DiMucci - Neal Robert Joseph - William J. Tuohy
Performer(s): Dion



Joshua sails with Jonah in Noah's Ark
Stephen winks and shows his victory sign
Joseph sports his many-coloured coat
Job, he takes it one day at a time
Simon Peter has to check his sword
Here in heaven, peace will reign supreme
John the Baptist raises mankind's flag
Brother Daniel, He recites his dream

(Chorus) 

Another Saturday night In heaven
Whenever eight-thirty rolls around
The years of talent have assembled
As the angels gather all around
Another Saturday night in heaven
The legends of a lifetime are
Common men before our Father
He's the only real Superstar
The children run to take the front row seats
David tunes up his guitar
Gabriel stands behind a golden horn
Solomon signals for the band to start
Mary loves to serve the family there
Rachael, she's painting a passing cloud
James and John sing a brand new sung
Matthew Is smiling to the crowd

(Chorus) 

Moses spins a tale of the good old days
Abraham tells Sarah one he's heard
Elizabeth prances in a pantomime
St. Paul recites the sacred word
Jonathan and Samson tip their baseball caps
Timothy is dancing on the lawn
Thomas tells them all to plan it one more time
Elijah snaps his fingers and he's gone

(Repeat chorus) 

Death Of An Unpopular Poet
Composer(s): Jimmy Buffett
Performer(s): Jimmy Buffett



I once knew a poet 
Who lived before his time 
He and his dog Spooner 
Would listen while he'd rhyme 
Words to make ya happy 
Words to make you cry 
Then one day the poet suddenly did die 

But he left behind a closet 
Filled with verse and rhyme 
And through some strange transaction 
One was printed in the Times 
And everybody's searchin' 
For the king of undergound 
Well they found him down in Florida 
With a tombstone for a crown 

Everybody knows a line 
From his book that cost four ninety-nine 
I wonder if he knows he's doin' 
Quite this fine 

'Cause his books are all best sellers 
And his poems were turned to song 
Had his brother on a talk show 
Though they never got along 
And now he's called immortal 
Yes he's even taught in school 
They say he used his talents 
A most proficient tool 

But he left all of his royalties 
To Spooner his ol' hound 
Growin' old on steak and bacon 
In a doghouse ten feet 'round 
And everybody wonders 
Did he really lose his mind 
No he was just a poet who lived before his time 
He was just a poet who lived before his time

Glad To Know You
Composer(s): Ian Dury - Chaz Jankel
Performer(s): Chaz Jankel; Kitty Grant



You wander in upon my life and haven't lost me yet
Said the turkey to the carving knife
"What you give is what you get"
A fresh and mildly summers day, we thought would never end
Said the bloodhound to the stack of bay
"I thought you were my friend"

I thought you were my friend
Glad to know you, and our way of welcome
Pleased to meet you

We laugh and cry as lovers will
And howl at many moons
Said the waiter as he wrote the bill
"Please return the spoons"
As hand in hand we wander on
Through life's own wondrous maze
Said Robin Hood to Little John
"There must be other ways"

There must be other ways
Glad to know you, a way of saying welcome
Pleased to meet you
Pleased to meet you

We rest and kissed and talked and strolled and buried precious idle
Said knife and fork to sausage roll
"It's prickly in the middle"
And thus it seems come rain and shine, the patience still unfolds
Said the piker upon the Anglers Line
"I wish that I'd been told"

I wish that I'd been told
Glad to know you, and your very welcome
Pleased to meet you

I wish that I'd been told
Glad to know you, and your very welcome
Pleased to meet you

I wish that I'd been told
Glad to know you, our way of saying welcome
Pleased to meet you
Pleased to meet you

I wish that I'd been told
Glad to know you, and our way of welcome

Death Of A Salesman
Composer(s): Saul Broudy - Steve Burgh - Steve Goodman - Jeff Gutcheon - Lew London - Jim Rothermel
Performer(s): Steve Goodman



A traveling salesman stopped for gas, as it was getting late
He sure was getting tired, and it was snowing on the Interstate
He says, "Will you fill her up, my friend, and see if my oil's alright
And do you know a place where a tired-out traveling man might spend the night?"

The attendant winked at him and says, "I'll bet you've been around
Well the man who puts up lodgers here is known as Farmer Brown
You'll find him in that old stone house that's just at the edge of town
And he has a fifteen-year-old daughter who likes to fool around"

The salesman winked right back at him and a smile came to his lips
He paid for the gas and the oil and then he gave that man a tip
He started out and pushed that old gas pedal down to the floor
He was off like a bat and in nothing flat he was at the farmer's door

The door opened up and a beautiful girl says, "Won't you come on it?"
That traveling salesman's tongue was hanging out like Rin-Tin-Tin
"That old gas station attendant said I would find you here
And do you have a suitable room you could rent to me, my dear?"

"Alas, kind sir, I'm sorry but the last one's gone, you see
So if you want to spend the night, you'll have to sleep with me"
He says, "How fortuitous, my pretty little miss!"
And he throws his arms around her and he gives that girl a kiss

Now her warm and tender ruby lips he scarcely could believe
And he never saw the hammer she had hidden up her sleeve
She said, "I'm geting sleepy. It's time to go to bed"
And as they turned to climb the stairs she whupped him on the head

The very next day, the salesman's car, with brand new license plates
Was sitting at Farmer Brown's Gas Station out on the Interstate
So all you traveling salesmen who might be passing through
Better watch your step or the traveling salesman joke will be on you!

Another Saturday Night
Composer(s): Sam Cooke
First release by: Sam Cooke - 1963
Covered by multiple other artists



Another Saturday night, and I ain't got nobody
I got some money 'cause I just got paid
Now how I wish I had someone to talk to 
I'm in an awful way

I got in town a month ago
I've see a lot of girls since then 
If I could see 'em I could get 'em
But as yet I've haven't met 'em
That's why I'm in the shape I'm in

Another Saturday night, and I ain't got nobody
I got some money 'cause I just got paid
Now how I wish I had someone to talk to 
I'm in an awful way

Another fellow told me
he had a sister who looked just fine
Instead of being my deliverance
she had a strange resemblance
to a cat named Frankenstein
Another Saturday night, and I ain't got nobody
I got some money 'cause I just got paid
Now how I wish I had someone to talk to 
I'm in an awful way

It's hard on a fella'
when he don't know his way around
If I don't find me a honey 
to help me spend my money
I'm gonna' have to blow this town

Another Saturday night, and I ain't got nobody
I got some money 'cause I just got paid
Now how I wish I had someone to talk to 
I'm in an awful way

Death Cell Blues
Composer(s): Blind Willie McTell
Performer(s): Blind Willie McTell



They got me 'cused for murder and I haven't even harmed a man
They got me 'cused for murder but I haven't even harmed a man
They got me charged with burglin' and I haven't even raised my hand

The judge won't give me no fine
The judge won't give me no fine
Ain't but one thing could release me and that's so far beside

I'll have to give you my number, 5994
I'll have to give your my number, 5994
Because I'll be there forever, I've have no other place to go

They got me 'cused for forging and I can't even write my name
Well they got me 'cused of forging and I can't even write my name
And my eyes still don't miss, my baby left my poor heart in pain
My baby left my heart in pain

You
Composer(s): Phil Cody - Neil Sedaka
Performer(s): Neil Sedaka



I'm in love with you, each and every day
And I can't remember my life another way!

Like a child hangin' on the tremblin' hands
Snuggled in against the cold, I know
The world turns left to right
The best part of my life is you!

Like a gentle breath of hope in the night
You bring my little secret longings to light!
Ooh, nobody can make it happen like you
Nobody but you!

Promises may break and the sky might fall
Love may last for ever, or maybe not at all!

Like a shell tumblin' upon the tide
A kid upon a giddy ride
That's me!
At home or out to sea
I always want to be
With you!

Like a gentle breath of hope in the night
You bring my little secret longings to light!
Ooh, nobody can make it happen like you
Nobody but you!

Like a child hangin' on the tremblin' hands
Snuggled in against the cold, I know
The world turns left to right
The best part of my life is you!

Like a gentle breath of hope in the night
You bring my little secret longings to light!
Ooh, nobody can make it happen like you
Nobody but you!
Nobody but you!

Dearly Beloved
Composer(s): Jerome Kern - Johnny Mercer
Performer(s): Fred Astaire
and multiple other artists



Tell me that it's true 
Tell me you agree
I was meant for you 
You were meant for me

Dearly beloved, how clearly I see
Somewhere in Heaven you were fashioned for me
Angel eyes knew you, angel voices led me to you
Nothing could save me, fate gave me a sign
I know that I'll be yours come shower or shine
So I say merely, dearly beloved be mine

I Cry Alone
Composer(s): Burt Bacharach - Hal David
Performer(s): Dionne Warwick
and multiple other artists



I cry alone
When no-one else can hear me
When friends come by to cheer me
I smile and say
I feel okay

But I cry alone
Each lonely night without you
But when they talk about you
I make believe
I never grieve

And here in my room
Where no-one else can find me
I lock the door behind me
And I cry
And I cry!

Please come, please come back to me
Oh how I long to kiss you!
If friends don't say I miss you
They've never known
How I cry alone!

Dearie
Composer(s): Bob Hilliard - Dave Mann
Performer(s): Jo Stafford & Gordon MacRae
and multiple other artists



(Both)
Dearie, do you remember when we

(Jo)
Waltzed to the Sousa band
My wasn't the music grand

(Both)
Chowder parties down by the seashore
Every Fourth of July, test your memory
My Dearie

(Jo)
Do you recall when Henry Ford couldn't even fix
The running board under a Chandler six

(Both)
Dearie, life was cheery
In the good old days gone by

(Jo)
Do you remember?

(Gordon)
Uh huh!

(Jo)
Well if you remember

(Gordon)
Wonderful!

(Jo)
Well Dearie, you're much older than I

(Gordon)
What? 
Hey, wait a minute 
Honey, I just got a long memory that's all

(Both)
Dearie, do you remember when we

(Gordon)
Stayed up all night to get
Pittsburgh on a crystal set

(Both)
Keystone movies, Coogan and Chaplin
Mad you laugh and then cry

(Gordon)
Test your memory, my Dearie
Do you recall when Orville Wright flew at Kittyhawk
But take it from me I would rather walk

(Both)
Dearie, life was cheery
In the good old days gone by
Do you remember

(Jo)
Uh huh!

(Gordon)
Well if you remember

(Jo)
Well?

(Gordon)
Well, Dearie, you're much older than I

(Jo)
Ha Ha! I'll kill you

(Both)
Dearie, do you remember how they

(Gordon)
Loved Harry Lauder's act

(Jo)
My wasn't the Palace packed

(Both)
Jenny Lind presented by Barnum
Sang her sweet lullaby
Test your memory my Dearie

(Jo)
Chicago all in flames
Sure caused a terrific row

(Gordon)
They blamed it on Mrs. O'Leary's cow

(Both)
Dearie, life was cheery
In the good old days gone by
Do you remember? 
Well if you remember
Well, Dearie, you're much older than
Quite a bit older than
You're older than I

Another Rainy Day In New York City
Composer(s): Eric Faulkner - Stuart "Woody" Wood
Performer(s): Bay City Rollers



Listen to the radio
A voice on the early show says I'm not alone
It's just another rainy day in New York City
And the rain comes pouring down
Like early morning strangers we had nothing left to say but
"See you round"

And I think of the night when it all felt so right
How was I supposed to know?
Now your feeling's gone 'cos when I call on the phone
You told the operator say "Sorry, no-one's home"

It's another rainy day in New York City
At night those city lights they sure look pretty
I held my candle to the wind and watched my dreams just sail away
With another rainy day in New York City

To think that only yesterday
Life was such an easy game that I could play
Now it's another rainy day in New York City
And the rain comes pouring down

So I'm on my own and the radio says
That the sun ain't gonna shine
With the words you said spinnin' round in my head
You know I can't find a way to get you out of my mind.

It's another rainy day in New York City
At night those city lights they sure look pretty
I held my candle to the wind and watched my dreams just sail away
With another rainy day in New York City

It's another rainy day in New York City
At night those city lights they sure look pretty ...

Dearest Darling
Composer(s): Dick Robertson - James Cavanaugh - Frank Weldon
Performer(s): Frank Sinatra



Dearest darling I'm writing you today
I'm writing you to say how much I love you, love you
How I miss you since you went away
Each night in ev'ry dream I'm dreaming of you
Ev'ry minute brings you nearer
Soon I'll hold you close to me
Sweetheart when we get together
Oh, what a day that will be
Dearest darling I'm closing with a kiss
And please remember this
I'll always love you

Don't Lead Me On
Composer(s): Howard Greenfield - Neil Sedaka
Performer(s): Neil Sedaka



Oh please don't, don't lead me on
don't love me tonight if tomorrow you'll be gone
If you don't mean the things that you say
you only have to tell me and I'll be on my way

Oh don't, don't make me cry
don't say that you care if your love is just a lie
Don't build my hopes up to the sky
Please don't, don't lead me on

If, if you're gonna hurt me
then please, please don't make me wait
Should we part, I'll get along somehow
so if you're gonna break my heart
then come on, break it now

But don't, don't lead me on
don't love me tonight if tomorrow you'll be gone
If you don't mean the things that you say
please don't, don't lead me on

If you don't mean the things that you say
oh don't, don't lead me on

Dearest
Composer(s): Bob Gibson - Ellas McDaniel - Polk - Herman Prentice Jr.
Performer(s): Buddy Holly
and multiple other artists



Dearest, oh you're the nearest to my heart
Please don't ever -umm yeah- ever say we'll part
You scold and you're so bold
Yes together -umm yeah- our love will grow old
Umm oh yeah, our love will grow old

You may be a million miles away
Please believe me - umm yeah- when you hear me say
I love you I love you

Come home, keep me from these sleepless nights
Try my love again- umm yeah- I'm gonna treat you right
Umm oh yeah, I'm gonna treat you right

Another Rag
Composer(s): D.A. Esrom - Theodore Morse



What's that tune I'm hearing everywhere? 
What's that sound a floating in the air? 
What's that music all the brass bands play?
Hear it in the morning every night and day.
'Taint like music Mister Wagner wrote
Got a funny, sneaky minor note, if you ask what they are playing
Everybody will be saying, "It's another rag, that's all"

That's some tune, it's got some feeling too 
You don't know just what has happened to you
Starts you jumping like a big jumping Jack 
sending chills a running up and down your back
It's a lovey dovery sort of a strain 
Make you do things that you can't explain 
When the violins are scraping
Then you'll know there's no escaping
From another raggy rag

Another rag, another raggy rag
Another tune to set you spoony soon
Another crazy tune, another lazy tune
It's a slippy, dippy, creepy, sleepy "get you going rag
Another strain, another raggy strain
A hum and buzz just like a Pullman train stop! (stop) look! (look)
Come on and listen
That's it! (That's that) 
Don't you know what that is? 
Why, that's another rag, a raggy rag

Dear Yoko
Composer(s): John Lennon
Performer(s): John Lennon



Even after all these years
I miss you when you're not here
I wish you were here my dear Yoko
Even if it's just a day
I miss you when you're away
I wish you were here today dear Yoko 
Even if it's just one night
I miss you and it don't feel right
I wish you were here tonight dear Yoko
Even if it's just one hour
I wilt just like a fading flower
Ain't nothing in the world like our love dear Yoko 
Oh Yoko
I'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever gonna let you go
Oh Yoko
I'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever gonna let you go 
Even when I'm miles at sea
And nowhere is the place to be
Your spirit's watching over me dear Yoko
Even when I watch T.V.
There's a hole where you're supposed to be
There's nobody lying next to me dear Yoko 
Oh Yoko
I'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever gonna let you go
Oh Yoko
I'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever gonna let you go 
Even after all this time
I miss you like the sun don't shine
Without I'm a one track mind dear Yoko
After all is really said and done
The two of us are really one
The goddess really smiled upon our love dear Yoko

Rain
Composer(s): Parfitt
Performer(s): Status Quo



How can I see what I'm needing for
How can I give what I gave before
How can you tell me that you want me to stay
How can I stay when I'm trying to say
That I can't live without the rain
Yes I can't live without the rain

How can I feel what I'm trying to feel
How can I move when I'm heel to heel
You're always shouting about the doubt in my eyes
But I can't answer 'cos my eyes are so dry
Now I can't live without the rain
Yes I can't live without the rain

Now I can't live without the rain
That's falling on my head
Rain that's falling on my head
Rain that's falling
Rain that's falling
Rain that's falling on my head

I started thinking back to you know when
I'd like to send a line but then again
How can I write you when there ain't no light?
I'm feeling tired tonight but that is all right
Now I can't live without the rain
Yes I can't live without the rain

Dear Someone
Composer(s): Cy Coben
Performer(s): Johnny Restivo



I got a letter from a fan of mine
She sent her picture, but the letter wasn't signed
Now I'd like to meet her, so I hope she's listening

Dear someone, whoever you may be
Dear someone, I'm glad you wrote to me
Got the photo you enclosed
You're a dream and heaven knows
I'm glad that you're a fan of mine
I'd like to know you better
But you didn't sign your letter

Oh dear someone, you with the ponytail
Please write me, and this time please don't fail
Sign your name and most of all
Send a number I can call
I'll count the minutes till you write again
Dear someone, I can't wait till then

I'll be waiting at the mailbox
Seal it with a kiss
I love you...

Another Pretty Country Song
Composer(s): David Allen Coe - T. Clark
Performer(s): David Allan Coe; Geezinslaw Brothers



I Bought This Rhinestone Suit In California
These Boots Came All The Way From Mexico
This Cadillac Ain't Nothin', Son
You Ought To See The Greyhound
I Bought To Take My Band From Show To Show
Seen My Face A Thousand Times On Tv
And Heard Me On Your Local Radio
And In Your Eyes I See The Admiration There For Me
But, Son, There's Something That Ought To Know

Well, I've Got To Take A Drink To Keep From Shakin'
Motel Rooms Ain't Nothing Like A Home
Money Can't Makelove Grow Any Stronger
When You Leave Your Woman Home Alone
She Can't Raise The Children With No Daddy
She Can't Love A Man That's Always Gone
It Takes A Whole Lot More Than Pride
To Keep Your Feelings Locked Inside
While You Sing Another Pretty Country Song

I've Seen Your Face A Thousand Times On Tv
I've Heard You On My Local Radio

It's True I Took Some Pills To Stay Awake, Son
And This Diamond Ring I Wear Is Just For Show
I've Got A Little Cabin In The Country
When I'm Not On The Road That's Where I Go
Try And Put My Feelings Down On Paper
Right Or Wrong The Show Has To Go On
I Can Cry Deep Down Inside And Keep On Smilin'
While I Sing Another Pretty Country Song

But I've Got To Take A Drink To Keep From Shakin'

Dear Rita Hayworth
Performer(s): The New Vaudeville Band



Dear Rita Hayworth
I'm sending out this letter to the USA
I thought you'd like to know
That I saw you in the Daily Press today

Do you still make movies
Could you send a picture for my bedroom wall
If ever you're in England
You'd be welcome if you'd like to call

You won't find no other girl
Sharing my room with me
I have hot water 
And a telephone

And now I guess you think
That I'm more than slightly mad
If you could drop a line
I'd be so glad

Dear Rita Hayworth
Surely I must be your number one fan
For 27 years 
I've loved you every way that I can

Dear Rita Hayworth
Surely I must be your number one fan
For 27 years 
I've loved you every way that I can

You won't find no other girl
Sharing my room with me
I have hot water
And a telephone

And now I guess you think
I'm more than slightly mad
If you could drop a line
I'd be so glad

Dear Rita Hayworth
Surely I must be your number one fan
For 27 years 
I've loved you every way that I can