At A Perfume Counter
Composer(s): Joe Burke - Edgar Leslie
Performer(s): The Dorsey Brothers



Delightful was the day
In gay Paris
I gave my heart away
Oui, oui, Chérie
At a perfume counter
On the Rue de la Paix

The flowers set an air
In gay Paris
Encouraged me to care
Oui, oui, Chérie
At a perfume counter
On the Rue de la Paix

The conversation was blended
With romance in May
But your vacation soon ended
And you went away

If you remember this
Come back to me
And say it with a kiss
Oui, oui, Chérie
At a perfume counter
On the Rue de la Paix

Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief
Composer(s): Hoagy Carmichael - Paul Francis Webster
Performer(s): Betty Hutton



There's a doctor livin' in your town
There's a lawyer and an Indian, too
And neither doctor, lawyer nor Injun chief
Could love you any more than I do

There's a barrel of fish in the ocean
There's a lot of little birds in the blue
And 'Neither fish nor fowl" says the wise old owl
Could love you any more than I do

No! No! No! it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
I'm gonna warn all the dead-eyed dicks
That you're the chick with the slickest tricks
And every tick of my ticker ticks for you, follow through

Tell the doc to stick to his practice
Tell the lawyer to settle his case
Send the Injun chief and his tommy-hawk
Back to little Rain-In-the-Face

'Cause you
Know! Know! Know! it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do

(No! No! No! it couldn't be true)
(That anyone else could love you like I do)
And, confidentially, I confess
I sent a note to the local press
That I'll be changin' my home address for you, follow through

Tell the doc to stick to his practice
Tell the lawyer to settle his case
Send the Injun chief and his tommy-hawk
Back to little Rain-In-the-Face

'Cause you
Know! Know! Know! it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do

No! No! No! it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
I'm gonna send a hot communeek
To warn the boys down at Cripple Creek
That every dimple on your dimpled cheek is mine, so to speak

Tell the (doc!) to stick to his practice
Tell the (lawyer!) to settle his case
Send the (Injun chief!) and his tommy-hawk
Back to little Rain-In-the-Face (woo-woo-woo, woo-woo-woo)

'Cause you
Know! Know! Know! it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
(Like I do)
(Like I do)
(Like I do)
Like I do!

At A Georgia Camp Meeting
Composer(s): Kerry Mills
Performer(s): John Philip Sousa
and multiple other artists



A camp meeting took place, by the colored race; way down in Georgia
There were folks large and small, lanky, lean, fat and tall, at this great Georgia camp meeting
When church was out, how the "sisters" did shout, they were so happy
But the young folks were tired and wished to be inspired, and hired a big brass band

When the big brass band began to play pretty music so gay, hats were thrown away
Thought them foolish people their necks would break
When they quit their laughing and talking and went to walking for a big choc'late cake

The old "sisters" raised sand, when they first heard the band; way down in Georgia
The preacher did glare and the deacons did stare, at the young people prancing
The band played so sweet that nobody could eat, 'twas so entrancing
So the church folks agreed it was not a sinful deed, and they joined in with the rest

Doctor! Doctor!
Composer(s): Tom Bailey - Alannah Currie - Joe Leeway
Performer(s): Thompson Twins; The Blood Brothers



I saw you there, just standing there
And I thought I was only dreaming yeah
I kissed you then, then once again
You said you would come and dance with me
Dance with me across the sea
And we could feel the motion of a thousand dreams

Oh, Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?

Ships at night give such delight
We all leave before the morning light
Please don't go no please don't go
Cause I don't want to stay here on my own

Oh, Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?

Oh, Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?

Fever breathe your love on me (breathe your love)
Take away my name (take away)
Fever lay your hands on me (breathe your love)
Never be the same

Oh, Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?

Oh, Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?

Come with me and make believe
We can travel to eternity

Astronomy Domine
Composer(s): Syd Barrett
First release by: Pink Floyd - 1967
Covered by multiple other artists



Lime and limpid green, a second scene
A fight between the blue you once knew
Floating down, the sound resounds
Around the icy waters underground
Jupiter and Saturn, Oberon, Miranda and Titania
Neptune, Titan, Stars can frighten
Lime and limpid green, a second scene
A fight between the blue you once knew
Floating down, the sound resounds
Around the icy waters underground
Jupiter and Saturn, Oberon, Miranda and Titania
Neptune, Titan, Stars can frighten
Blinding signs flap
Flicker, flicker, flicker blam
Pow, pow
Stairway scare Dan dare who's there?
Lime and limpid green, the sounds around
The icy waters under
Lime and limpid green, the sounds around
The icy waters underground

Doctor! Doctor!
Composer(s): John Enwhistle
Performer(s): The Who



Doctor, there's something wrong with me 
My health is not all that it used to be 
My heart is out of beat, I got chokers on my feet 
My eyesight's getting dimmer, I can't see 

Doctor thanks for seeing me today, I'm glad
I've got every sickness there is to be had 
I had whooping cough last month 
And today I've got the mumps 
And tomorrow I'll catch chicken pox as well 

Doctor doctor doctor make me well 
I've not got long to go now I can tell 
Doctor doctor doctor make me well 
I've not got long to go I can tell 
I've not got long to go I can tell 

Those pills I took have no effect at all 
Just the other day I had a nasty fall 
And I think I broke my jaw when it hit the kitchen floor 
And I'm shrinking last week I was five foot four 

I've been getting shivers lately, is it flu? 
I know the bug is going round, what can I do? 
It's about to pick on me, I've still got the other three 
Do you think I caught smallpox I'd get flu? 

chorus

Do you think it's time that I made out my will? 
I'll leave everything to you to pay my bill 
Just how long is there to go 
Please tell me I want to know 
But on second thoughts don't tell me, I'm too ill

Astronomy
Composer(s): Joe Bouchard - Albert Bouchard - Sandy Pearlman
First release by: Blue Öyster Cult - 1974



The clock strikes twelve and moondrops burst
Out at you from their hiding place
Like acid and oil on a madman's face
His reason tends to fly away

Like lesser birds on the four winds
Like silver scrapes in May
Now the sands become a crust
And most of you have gone away

Come Susy dear, let's take a walk
Just out there upon the beach
I know you'll soon be married
And you want to know where the winds come from

Well it's never said at all
On the map that Carrie reads
Behind the clock back there you know
At the four winds bar

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Four winds at the four winds bar
Two doors locked and windows barred
One door let to take you in
The other one just mirrors it
Hey, hey, hey, hey

In hellish glare and inference
The other one's a duplicate
The queenly flux, eternal light
Or the light that never warms (repeat twice)

The clock strikes twelve and moondrops burst
Out at you from their hiding place
Miss Carrie nurse and Suzy dear
Would find themselves at the four winds bar

It's the nexus of the crisis
The origin of storms
Just the place to hopelessly
Encounter time and then came me
Hey, hey, hey, hey

Call me Desdenova, eternal light
These gravely digs of mine
Will surely prove a sight
And don't forget my dog, fixed and consequent

Astronomy...a star (repeat indefinitely)

Doctor Doctor
Composer(s): Lynsey de Paul
Performer(s): Lynsey de Paul



Aah aah aah aah
Aah aah aah aah

Help me with some communication
For I don't know where I ought to begin
At a tender age - or maybe later?
Are all your patients very different?
Or are they in the state I'm in?

Doctor, doctor
Is it just a late reactionary block or an incurable disease?
Won't you analyse me please?

Aah aah aah aah
Aah aah aah aah

Animals must be very lucky
Save a problematic tortoise or two
For their life is based upon intuition
Like instinctive calculation
Am I making sense to you?

Doctor, doctor,
You'd better find the time to help me
reverse the clock
Or I won't pay your fees
Won't you analyse me please

Aah aah aah aah
Aah aah aah aah
Aah aah aah aah
Aah aah aah aah
Ooooh

Suddenly I've found inspiration
From all this information that you have reaped
So may I go now? Pay what I owe
You know with all this lying down
I think I'm gonna fall asleep

Doctor, doctor
Just give me some perscription
To relieve the shock of
slight catastrophy
And don't you analyse me please

Aah aah aah aah
Doctor, doctor
Aah aah aah aah
Doctor, doctor

Astro Vagabundo
Composer(s): Raimundo Fagner - Fausto Nilo
Performer(s): Raimundo Fagner



Velha estampa na parede
A toalha do jantar
Na fumaça um anjo negro vai chegar
Por trás da veneziana
A cigana me falar
Que o inferno monstruoso vai entrar
Mas se o astro vagabundo
Na verdade vai chegar
Não quero ver o fim do mundo
Vou dormir em teu jardim...

Doctor Rhythm
Composer(s): Dave Clark - Mike Smith
Performer(s): The Dave Clark Five



Doctor Rhythm, mmm-mmm
Doctor Rhythm, mmm-mmm
Doctor Rhythm, mmm-mmm
Doctor Rhythm, oh-oh!

A-well, they call me Doctor Rhythm 'cause I dance so good
(Doctor Rhythm, Rhythm)
I teach everybody to dance like they should
(Doctor Rhythm, Rhythm)
I do every dance that's-a in the book
(Doctor Rhythm, Rhythm)
And when I do, I know they all look
(Doctor Rhythm, Rhythm)

Doctor Rhythm
Doctor Rhythm, mmm-mmm
Doctor Rhythm, mmm-mmm
Doctor Rhythm, oh-oh!

Well all the girls they love me 'cause I can a-move
All the boys hate me, they disapprove
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!

Doctor Rhythm, mmm-mmm
Doctor Rhythm, mmm-mmm
Doctor Rhythm, mmm-mmm
Doctor Rhythm, oh-oh!

I'm sweet with every girl that wants to dance
(Doctor Rhythm, Rhythm)
They heard of Doctor Rhythm, they wanna take a chance
(Doctor Rhythm, Rhythm)
If they're no good I'll say "Go away"
(Doctor Rhythm, Rhythm)
Well-a come back baby on another day
(Doctor Rhythm, Rhythm)

Doctor Rhythm, mmm-mmm
Doctor Rhythm, mmm-mmm
Doctor Rhythm, mmm-mmm
Doctor Rhythm, oh-oh!

Well now I found one and she's so good
And baby I'm gonna keep a-knockin' on wood
Hey, hey, hey! Wow!
Hey, hey, hey! Hey!

Doctor Rhythm, mmm-mmm
Doctor Rhythm, mmm-mmm
Doctor Rhythm, mmm-mmm
Doctor Rhythm, oh-oh!

Astral Weeks
Composer(s): Van Morrison
First release by: Van Morrison - 1968



If I ventured in the slipstream
Between the viaducts of your dream
Where immobile steel rims crack
And the ditch in the back roads stop
Could you find me?
Would you kiss-a my eyes?
To lay me down
In silence easy
To be born again
To be born again
From the far side of the ocean
If I put the wheels in motion
And I stand with my arms behind me
And I'm pushin' on the door
Could you find me?
Would you kiss-a my eyes?
To lay me down
In silence easy
To be born again
To be born again
There you go
Standin' with the look of avarice
Talkin' to Huddie Ledbetter
Showin' pictures on the wall
Whisperin' in the hall
And pointin' a finger at me
There you go, there you go
Standin' in the sun darlin'
With your arms behind you
And your eyes before
There you go
Takin' good care of your boy
Seein' that he's got clean clothes
Puttin' on his little red shoes
I see you know he's got clean clothes
A-puttin' on his little red shoes
A-pointin' a finger at me
And here I am
Standing in your sad arrest
Trying to do my very best
Lookin' straight at you
Comin' through, darlin'
Yeah, yeah, yeah
If I ventured in the slipstream
Between the viaducts of your dreams
Where immobile steel rims crack
And the ditch in the back roads stop
Could you find me
Would you kiss-a my eyes
Lay me down
In silence easy
To be born again
To be born again
To be born again
In another world
In another world
In another time
Got a home on high
Ain't nothing but a stranger in this world
I'm nothing but a stranger in this world
I got a home on high
In another land
So far away
So far away
Way up in the heaven
Way up in the heaven
Way up in the heaven
Way up in the heaven
In another time
In another place
In another time
In another place
Way up in the heaven
Way up in the heaven
We are goin' up to heaven
We are goin' to heaven
In another time
In another place
In another time
In another place
In another face

Doctor My Eyes
Composer(s): Jackson Browne
First release by: Jackson Browne - 1972
Covered by multiple other artists



Doctor, my eyes have seen the years
And the slow parade of fears without crying
Now I want to understand

I have done all that I could
To see the evil and the good without hiding
You must help me if you can

Doctor, my eyes
Tell me what is wrong
Was I unwise to leave them open for so long

'Cause I have wandered through this world
And as each moment has unfurled
I've been waiting to awaken from these dreams
People go just where there will
I never noticed them until I got this feeling
That it's later than it seems

Doctor, my eyes
Tell me what you see
I hear their cries
Just say if it's too late for me

Doctor, my eyes
Cannot see the sky
Is this the prize for having learned how not to cry

Astral Nightmare  
Performer(s): Dave Davies



Close my eyes, leave my body
flying high across the universe
I come down, strange scenes evolving
can this be

I am free
unknown syllables, magic carpet ride
technicolor landscape where nobody cries
then I look around, wondering who am I
where is this place, another nightmare
no longer in a dream
nowhere is reality

I look around, somebody calls me
far away, don't just follow me
if I die no time will die
no one sees you

lost in space
unknown syllables, magic carpet ride
technicolor landscapes where nobody cries
in my dream wandering you and I
where is this place another nightmare
no longer in a dream

nowhere is reality, nightmare
nowhere is reality, nightmare

Where Are The Words?
Composer(s): Leslie Bricusse



Matthew:
There She Is 
Sleepin' On The Laundry 
With The Golden Sunlight In Her Hair
There's My Heart 
With Her On The Laundry
How Do You Describe 
A Girl So Fair? 

Dolittle:
There She Is 
Sleeping In The Sunset 
Soon There Will Be Moonlight In Her Hair
Dare My Heart - Wary Of The Sunset 
Contemplate The Danger Sleeping There? 
Graceful... Slender... Gentle... Tender... 
Where Are The Words That Describe Her? 

Matthew:
Angel... Lover... I Discover 
There Are No Words To Describe Her

Dolittle:
Easier By Far, Say I
To Steal The Sky 
From The Songbirds 
Than To Find The Words That Seem Right

Matthew:
How Do You Describe A Dream Right? 

Dolittle:
Rare Are The Words...... 
Where Are The Words? 
Where Are The Words That Describe Her? 

Matthew:
There Are No Words To Describe Her
...Easier By Far, Say I
To Steal The Sky 
From The Songbirds... 

Dolittle:
How To Find The Words That Seem Right? 
How Do You Describe A Dream Right? 

Both:
Rare Are The Words... 
Where Are The Words? 

Dolittle:
I Am In A Rare Dilemma...... 

Matthew:
How Do You Describe Miss Emma? 

Both:
Fair Are The Words... 
Where Are The Words?...

Asteroid
Composer(s): Jaz Coleman - Andrew Gill - K. Walker - Youth
Performer(s): Killing Joke



And the 3rd Angel sounded
And a star fell from heaven
Burning as it were a lamp
And it fell upon the 3rd part of the waters

Asteroid

I’m a ball of fire
Fire from heaven
Terror from nowhere
You’ll never shoot me down
Days turns to minutes
5 seconds till it hits us
3 seconds to ground
1 second to …

Asteroid
Coming in from the void

On the bed of the ocean
Where history lies
Strange civilisations
Vapourised
Days turns to minutes
5 seconds till it hits us
3 seconds to ground
1 second to …

Asteroid

I.N.R.I
Nature renewed by fire made whole

And I climb to the mountain
Light to dark
Behind time and space
A hole in your Ark
Days turns to minutes
5 seconds till it hits us
3 seconds to ground
1 second to …

Asteroid

Fabulous Places
Composer(s): Leslie Bricusse



Emma:
How You Can Stand There 
And Say What You're Saying
I Just Don't Know! 
I Must Admit 
The Sahara Is One Place 
I'm Praying 
We Just Won't Go! 

Dolittle:
This Is Absolutely Typical Of A Woman! 

Emma:
There Are So Many Fabulous Faraway 
Places To See! 

Dolittle:
She Makes One Pie And Goes Completely Mad! 

Emma:
Such As Mexico, Sweden, Hawaii
Japan And Capri! 

Dolittle:
Been Here Two Minutes And She's Re-Planning The Entire Trip! 

Emma:
There Are So Many Exciting & Wonderful Places! 
Much More Inviting Than Desert Oases! 
Pleasant As Home Is
It Isn't What Rome Is! 
So Why Stay There? 

When There Are So Many 
Fabulous Faraway Places To See! 

Dolittle:
I Didn't Think The Pie Was All That Wonderful! 

Emma:
Why Should Spain And Tahiti And Rio 
Just Be Only Names To You And Me? 

Dolittle:
Is There Any More? 

Emma:
I Feel Certain There Are People 
We'd Be Glad To Know There! 
So Tell Me Why Don't We Get Up And Go There? 
Go To Those Fabulous Places 
Where We Long To Be? 
Go To Bangkok & Hong Kong & Paris & Venice! 
Tokyo & Cairo & Lisbon & London! 
Wonderful Fabulous Places I'm Longing To See! 

Dolittle:
London? 
Do You Really Think We're Going To Find The Great Pink Sea Snail 
Wandering Up And Down Piccadilly! 
Waiting For A Bus? 

Emma:

Oh, You're So Unromantic! 
All I'm Saying Is...... 
There Are So Many 
Simply Incredible Places To See! 

Dolittle:
Not With Great Pink Sea Snails In Them 
There Aren't! 

Emma:
When I Think Of The Warm Caribbean
I See A New World For You And Me!...... 

Dolittle:
The Caribbean Maybe...... 

Matthew:
I'd Give Anything Just To Have 
One Single Day There! 

Emma:
And Once We Get There
I Know That We'll Stay There! 
Stay In Those Fabulous Places 
Where We Long To Be! 
Such As Siam! 

Matthew:
Sienna!  

Tommy:
Vienna! 

Matthew:
Verona!  

Emma:
Java! 

Polynesia:
Jamaica!  

Matthew & Emma:
Bombay! 

Polynesia:
Barcelona!- 

Matthew & Emma:
Ole! 

Polynesia:
Ole! 

Emma:
Show Me Those Fabulous Places 
I'm Longing To See! 

Dolittle:
My Dear Miss Fairfax 
You Seem To Have Entirely Missed The Point! 
I'm Aware There Are Fabulous Places 
Wherever We Sail! 

Emma:
Yes, But Will We See Any Of Them! 

Dolittle:
We Will! 
But The Point Of The Journey Is Science! 
And Finding The Snail! 
An Incomparable Thrill! 
We Will Question The Sharks 
Off The Coast Of Tobago! 
Interview Swamp Life In Tierra Del Fuego! 

Emma:
But That Sounds Horrendous! 

Dolittle:
Oh, No! It's Tremendous! 
And Well Worth While! 
We'll Make Detailed Enquiries 
Of Every Crustacean We Meet! 

Tommy:
Crustacean? 

Dolittle:
Shellfish! - They're Sweet! 
We Will Sail To The Ends Of The Earth - 
Till Our Search For The Snail Is Quite Complete! 

Emma:
I'd Don't Trust You! 

Dolittle:
We'll Interrogate Beetles And Bugs In Nigeria! 
And, If We Have To 
Move On To Siberia! 
Eighty Below 
But A Place 
That We All Ought To See! 

Emma:
But I Haven't Brought The Right Clothes For Siberia! 

Dolittle:
Those Are The Fabulous Places 
You'll Visit With Me! 

Matthew:
Sounds Like We're In For A Good Time! 

Emma:
Well, Siberia Is One Place You'll Never See Me Go! 

Dolittle:
Stick In The Pin! 
Where The Pin Goes 
Then We Go! 

Matthew:
Ireland! 

Emma:
Rumania! 

Tommy:
How 'Bout Transylvania? 

Dolittle:
We'll Chase That Sea Snail From Here To Tasmania! 

Emma:
Show Me Those Fabulous Places 
I'm Longing To See! 

All:
We Will Venture Where 
Only The Brave And Insane Go 
Long As The Snail's 
At The End Of The Rainbow 
We'll See The Fabulous Places 
We're Longing To See!

Astérix Est Là!
Performer(s): Plastic Bertrand



Astérix est là!
Ça va faire mal, ça va cogner la bagarre
Astérix est là!
Seul contre les Dieux, contre l'odieux César

Avé César, t'auras pas d'oscar
T'as l'air romantique mais ta Rome est en toc
Arrête ton cirque, c'est pas toi qu'on croque
Pauvre légionnaire, tu rames c'est la galère

Et pendant qu'à Rome, ils l'ont dans le baba
Il n'y a qu'un homme, un gaulois
Pour crier "Go home!" aux romains délicats
Qui tombent dans les pommes, faut voir ça

Astérix est là!
Et il se bat comme un gaulois
Astérix est là!
Et pour César c'est pas la joie

Astérix est là!
Ça va faire mal, ça va cogner la bagarre
Astérix est là!
Seul contre les Dieux, contre l'odieux César

Avé César, tu cherches la bagarre
T'as qu'une idée fixe mais t'oublie Obélix
Arrière Satan! Ancien combattant
En sandales, en plum, t'as le look qui dégomme

Et pendant qu'ils jouent aux cowboys, aux indiens
Ils en prennent des coups, ces Romains
C'est fou c'qu'ils sont fous ces playboys italiens
Ils en perdent tout leur latin

Astérix est là!
Il fait la loi et des dégâts
Astérix est là!
Et il vaincra de son combat

Astérix est là!
Ça va faire mal, ça va cogner la bagarre
Astérix est là!
Seul contre les Dieux, contre l'odieux César

Avé César, Julius superstar
Tu fumes des Gauloises
Mais un conseil: écrase!
Arrête ton char, joue pas les ringards
Un Romain ça va, trois bonjour les dégâts!

Et pendant qu'à Rome, ils l'ont dans le baba
Il n'y a qu'un homme, un gaulois
Pour crier "Go home!" aux romains délicats
Qui tombent dans les pommes, faut voir ça

Astérix est là!
Et il se bat comme un gaulois
Astérix est là!
Et pour César c'est pas la joie

Astérix est là!
Ça va faire mal, ça va cogner la bagarre
Astérix est là!
Seul contre les Dieux, contre l'odieux César

Astérix est là!
Ça va faire mal, ça va cogner la bagarre
Astérix est là!
Seul contre les Dieux, contre l'odieux César

When I Look In Your Eyes
Composer(s): Leslie Bricusse



Dolittle:
When I look in your eyes
I see the wisdom of the world 
In your eyes
I see the sadness 
Of a thousand goodbyes 
When I look in your eyes

And it is no surprise 
To see the softness of the moon 
In your eyes 
The gentle sparkle of the stars 
In the skies 
When I look in your eyes

In your eyes 
I see the deepness of the sea
I see the deepness of the love 
The love I feel you feel for me

Autumn comes, summer dies
I see the passing of the years 
In your eyes
And when we part
There'll be no tears 
No goodbyes 
I'll just look into your eyes

Those eyes, so wise, so warm, so real...... 
How I love the world your eyes reveal... 
Isn't it a pity you're a seal?

Du Gehörst Zu Mir
Performer(s): Christian Anders



Du gehoerst zu mir
Die Ander'n werden sagen: "Laß' ihn geh'n!"
Ich weiß mehr von Dir
als alle, die Dich glauben zu versteh'n
Du gehoerst zu mir
Der Tag, der uns trennt, liegt noch weit
Ich werd', ich werd' bei Dir bleiben
Und die Liebe, die verliert keine Zeit

Du gehoerst zu mir
Vergessen kann man alles und verzeih'n
Traeume aus Papier sind Briefe
Darum muß ich bei Dir sein
Du gehoerst zu mir
Mit Dir teil' ich gern alles Leid
Ich werd', ich werd' bei Dir bleiben
Und die Liebe, die verliert keine Zeit

Ist das so schwer, so schwer zu versteh'n?
Kannst Du das Glueck denn nicht seh'n
ahaha, das so schoen waer', nicht seh'n?

Du gehoerst zu mir
Die Ander'n werden sagen: "Laß' ihn geh'n!"
Ich weiß viel mehr von Dir
als alle, die Dich glauben zu versteh'n
Du gehoerst zu mir
Der Tag, der uns trennt, liegt noch weit
Ich werd', ich werd' bei Dir bleiben
Und die Liebe, die verliert keine Zeit

You're Impossible
Composer(s): Leslie Bricusse



Emma:
'Cos if I were his nephew
Instead of his niece
I promise I'd give you 
Much more than a piece 
Of my mind! 

Dolittle:
How unkind! 

Emma:
The way you treat people... 

Dolittle:
I don't - I treat animals! 

Emma:
You treat people like animals! 
It's most unrefined! 

Dolittle:
The blind leading the blind! 

Polynesia:
I know! 

Emma:
If I had to pick the worst person I've met
I'd say you are!.....yes, you are! 

Dolittle:
If you'll pardon me, madam 
Mistaken again! 
Because you are! 

Emma:
Oh no, you are! 

Dolittle:
Why don't we just say 
That we two are...... 
Incompatible, that is! 

Emma:
Incompatible!? 

Polynesia:
Yes, incompatible! 

Polynesia:
Hah! 

Emma:
Hah! 

Emma:
You're impossible!... 
Impossible!... 
Impossible!...
 
Dolittle:
When will you outgrow 
All this rage you show? 
That you think I'm so... 

Both:
Impossible to tolerate! 

Dolittle:
You're impossible!... 
Impossible!... 
Impossible!... 

Emma:
It is hard to see 
Why you choose to be 
Quite so vile to me! 

Both:
Impossible to contemplate! 

Emma:
Who are you to judge? 
You don't know me, sir! 
But I sense a grudge 
In your every slur! 

Dolittle:
No, I bear no grudge! 
That's a dream you dreamt! 
All I bear for you's 
Complete contempt! 

Polynesia:
Contempt! 

Emma:
Oh, you're impossible!... 
Impossible!... 
Impossible!... 

Dolittle:
And that well may grow!
For deep down I know 
Folk like you are so... 

Both:
Impossible to educate! 

Emma:
There's a thousand miles between us!

Dolittle:
Which will always be uncrossable! 

Emma:
You're impossible! 

Dolittle:
No, you're impossible! 

Both:
Oh, you're impossible! 

Emma:
You're despicable!... 
Despicable!... 
Despicable!... 

Dolittle:
There you go again!- 
Like some clucking hen! 
Clearly, you hate men! 

Both:
Your attitude is terrible! 

Dolittle:
Inexplicable!... 
Despicable!... 
Despicable!... 

Emma:
I won't be dismissed 
Like I don't exist! 
You... misogynist! 

Both:
You really are unbearable! 

Emma:
Mmen like you are bores!
Self-indulgent fools! 
Dull as dinosaurs! 
Full of pompous rules! 

Dolittle:
And I must despise 
Women such as you! 
Who just criticise! 
What you...can't do! 

Emma:
Oh, that's just terrible!... 
You're terrible!... 
Unbearable!... 

Dolittle:
So it's clear to me 
You were born to be 
A catastrophe!... 

Both:
Completely unrepairable! 

Emma:
And that gaping void between us 
Will forever be uncrossable! 

Dolittle:
You are arrogant and bossy! 
And I choose to be unbossable! 

Emma:
We're a classical example... 

Dolittle:
Of the art of what's not possible! 

Emma:
You're impossible! 

Dolittle:
No, you're impossible! 

Both:
Impossible! 

Matthew:
You know somethin'? 
You're both impossible!