Me And The Elephant
Composer(s): Benny Whitehead
Performer(s): Charlie Landsborough
and various other artists



I remember the day we had nothing to do
So we went down to the city zoo
Just to kill an hour or two
Out in the hotsunshine

We had so much fun
We were glad that we came
Fed all the animals
And gave each a name
Didn’t even mind when it started to rain
We had a real good time

Now that its over and your far away
I miss you more with each passin day
And all my friends sympathize and say
You’ll for get in time
Yes you will
Give yourself a little time

But it’s already been over a year
Just in case you interested
You might like to hear
How everyone is doing down at the city zoo with out you
Well the monkey forgot you
The hippo forgot you
And so did the kangaroo
But me and the elephant
We still remember you
Me and the elephant will never forget you

Well I spoke to Ann Landers and Dear Abby too,
And sought their advice as to what I should do
They said everything that reminds me of you
Would all have to go
So I burned all of your pictures
Except two or three
The one by my bed
And the one on my TV
And the one that I always carry with me everywhere I go

And today was so nice
And since I was in town
I thought I’d take the opportunity to go down
And see how everyone is down at the city zoo
And what’s new
Well the rhino forgot you
The zebra forgot you
The polar bear and the tiger too
But me and the elephant we still remember you
Me and the elephant will never forget you

On My Pond
Performer(s): Kermit The Frog



(background fish in brackets)

There's a place
Where I can sit
Just me, myself and I
On my pond (on my pond)
On my pond

Where the water's
Fresh and clean
And peaceful as a sigh
On my pond (on my pond)
On my pond

Look at the grass all around me
It's green as the smile on my face
Look at the trees they astound me
Wow, what a beautiful place

There's a spot
Where no one lives
But quiet little fish
On my pond (on my pond)
On my pond

Nature lets me
Come and visit
Any time I wish
On my pond (on my pond)
On my pond

Look at us all
We're enjoying
A breath of sweet country air

(a boat goes by trailing fumes, Kermit coughs,
a family turns up a boombox loud)

Hey! This is getting annoying
Please keep it down over there!
Wait a minute! Who said you
Could dump your garbage here?
On my pond (on my pond)
On my pond

Cleaning it all up again
Could take us years and years
On my pond (on my pond)
On my pond

Keeping it clean to begin with
Yes that's the smart thing to do

(fish pop up with their faces covered in gas masks)

(Don't let them cover our fins with
Any more black slimy gooooooo!)

Save a place where I can sit
Just me, myself and I
On my pond (on my pond)
On my pond
Keep the water fresh and clean
And peaceful as a sigh
On my pond (on my pond)
On my pond
(repeat as people start picking up garbage)

Isn't it a lot nicer with everything all cleaned up like this?

On my pond (on my pond)
(repeat and fade)

Me And The Devil Blues
Composer(s): Robert Johnson
Performer(s): Robert Johnson



Early this mornin', when you knocked upon my door
Early this mornin', ooh, when you knocked upon my door
And I said, "Hello, Satan, I believe it's time to go"

Me and the Devil, was walkin' side by side
Me and the Devil, ooh, was walkin' side by side
I'm goin' to beat my woman, until I get satisfied

She say you don't see why, that I will dog her 'round
(Now, baby, you know you ain't doin' me right, now)
She say you don't see why, ooh, that I will dog her 'round
It must-a be that old evil spirit, so deep down in the ground

You may bury my body, down by the highway side
(Baby, I don't care where you bury my body when I'm dead and gone)
You may bury my body, ooh, down by the highway side
So my old evil spirit, can get a Greyhound bus and ride 

Me & The Boys
Performer(s): Matt Minglewood



Remember back when we were young 
And all the crazy things that we've done 
Me and the boys out skipping school 
Back on the hill acting a fool 
Yes, it's so easy to remember when 
Everything was so simple then 
We never worry about the money that we spend 
When you ain't got no money 
You don't care where it went 

In the summer days when there were no courses 
Up at the creek just riding the horses 
Acting out westerns that we had seen 
Down at the theater on the movie screen 
One year later felt 5 years older 
With the girls we were getting bolder 
Nighttime down at the railroad yard 
Awkward moves, God it was hard 
But it sure was fun 

Feel the wind running through our hair as we ride 
Running so fast that not even time can hold us 
Young and free we had nothing to hide 
Doing all those things that nobody just could not hold us 
Me and the boys 
Me and the boys 
Me and the boys 

Cruising in a 57 Dodge 
The boys all checking out the noisy rod 
Backyard mechanics each and every one 
It was greasy work but God it was fun 
We got her rolling down the 104 
She's working better than she did before 
Half a tank and we're on our way 
Heading for a week-end holiday 

Feel the wind running through our hair as we ride 
Running so fast that not even time can hold us 
Young and free we had nothing to hide 
Doing all those things that nobody just could not hold us 
Me and the boys 
Me and the boys 
Me and the boys  

Me and the boys, nobody told us 
Me and the boys, nobody told us 
When we were young 
When we were young 
Me and the boys 
Me and the boys 

On My Mind
Composer(s): Tom James; Jerry Organ
Performer(s): Flatt & Scruggs;
and various other artists



I can't sleep and I can't eat all I do is sit and cry 
And listen for your footsteps at my door 
I keep asking myself why that you ever said goodbye 
And I guess I've cried a million tears or more 

On my mind on my mind 
You're always in my heart and on my mind 
Once I thought my love would die darling here's what I find 
You're always in my heart and on my mind 

Seems I miss you most of all when the twilight shadows fall 
What a fool I was to ever let you go 
If longing for you now could only bring you back somehow 
You'd be here in these lovin' arms I know

Me & My Wine
Performer(s): Def Leppard



Well I'm down in the alley of Sally and I'm feeling my way 
And it's four in the morning, I don't have a lot I can say 
I know I'm looking for some satisfaction 
But there ain't much news 
Got some walking from a back reaction 
I'm hanging down and loose 

Me and the boys have been drinking 
Feeling like this is the wrong time for thinking 
All I can say is I'm doing fine with just me and my wine 

Now my brain and my body are runnin' on different rails 
And I died and just say hi what if all else fails 
Oh I woke up in a subway station 
Lying half dead on the floor 
I don't remember anything 
What happened the night before 

Oh me and the boys have been drinking 
Feeling like this is the wrong time for thinking 
All I can say is I'm doing fine with just me and my wine 

Now listen 
My hair's a real mess, I feel and look like a joke 
And there's a hole in my jeans, I just ran right out of smokes 
You know I'd like to get to know you 
But I ain't got the time 
I'm finding it harder and harder 
To make this damn thing rhyme 

Just me and my wine 
Well just me and my wine 
You know that I'm doing fine 
Well just me and my wine 
Thank you 

On Me Recherche
Composer(s): Philippe Labro; Eddie Vartan
Performer(s): Johnny Hallyday



On me recherche en Bourgogne
On me recherche en Vendée
On me recherche en Gascogne
On me cherche dans le Lyonnais

Mon visage et mes empreintes
Sont diffusées chaque jour
Par des gendarmes qui pointent
Leurs sales gueules au carrefours

On me recherche en Touraine
On me recherche en Provence
On me cherche en Aquitaine
Et dans toute l'Ile de France

J'avais trois copains de cavale
Un salaud les a donnés
Ils pourrissent en centrale
Et j'ai juré de les venger

Y a des villes et des villages
Qu'il vaut mieux plus traverser
La seule vue de mon passage
Ferait boucler toute la contrée
Ah oui

Pour tout souvenir d'enfance
Je ne connais que le vent
Et sous le soleil qui danse
Les silhouettes des truands

Quelque part dans un village
Y a trois planches et quatre murs
Une petite vieille et un petit vieux
Qui me cacheront c'est sûr

Dans leur jardin sous un arbre
À la pelle et au râteau
J'ai planqué toutes mes armes
Quatre flingues et trois couteaux

On me recherche à Créteil
On me recherche à Bordeaux
Dans les faubourgs de Marseille
Et les clandés de Saint-Malo
Oui, Saint-Malo

On me cherche à Besançon
On me cherche à Montpellier
S'ils veulent toucher ma rançon
Faudra d'abord me tuer
Me tuer

S'ils veulent toucher ma rançon
Faudra d'abord me buter
Me buter

S'ils veulent toucher ma rançon
Oui, faudra d'abord me tuer
Me tuer

Me & My Uncle
Composer(s): John Phillips
Performer(s): Grateful Dead
and various other artists



Me and my uncle went riding down
South Colorado, West Texas bound
We stopped over in Santa Fe
That being the point just about half way
And you know it was the hottest part of the day

I took the horses up to the stall
Went to the bar-room, ordered drinks for all
Three days in the saddle, you know my body hurt
It being summer, I took off my shirt
And I tried to wash off some of that dusty dirt

West Texas cowboys, they's all around
With liquor and money, they're loaded down
So soon after pay day, you know it seemed a shame
You know my uncle, he starts a friendly game
Hi-lo jacks and the winner take the hand

My uncle starts winning, cowboys got sore
One of them called him, and then two more
Accused him of cheating, well no it couldn't be
I know my uncle, he's as honest as me
And I'm as honest as a Denver man can be

One of them cowboys, he starts to draw
Well I shot him down, Lord, he never saw
Shot me another, hot damn he won't grow old
In the confusion my uncle grabbed the gold
And we high-tailed it down to Mexico

Now I love those cowboys, I love their gold
I love my uncle, God rest his soul
Taught me good, Lord, taught me all I know
Taught me so well, I grabbed that gold
And I left his dead ass there by the side of the road 

On Marche
Composer(s): Christophe Bardy; Gilbert Bécaud
Performer(s): Gilbert Bécaud



Il faut marcher, marcher
Marcher tout l'temps, il faut
Marcher devant, il faut
Marcher gagnant

Tu n'marches pas, t'es foutu
Les autres te marchent dessus
Il faut marcher mordant
Ou t'es perdant

On marche
On marche

Sur le grand quai des p'tits départs
On pardonne aucun retard
Le monde des fous est en partance

Avance!

Dans la cadence de l'infernal
Le moindre arrêt devient fatal
Y a pas toujours de second'chance 
Avance!
Tes amis te délaissent
Et tes amours te blessent
De vrai en faux
De laid en beau

T'avances... t'avances

Il faut marcher, marcher
Marcher tout l'temps, il faut
Marcher devant, il faut
Marcher gagnant

Tu n' marches pas, t'es foutu
Les autres te marchent dessus 
Ils t'attendent au tournant
La haine au vent!

Dans ce métro, boulot, salauds
Les jolies blondes jouent les machas
Tout l'monde se pousse au fer de lance

Me And My Shadow
Composer(s): Al Jolson; Dave Dreyer; Billy Rose
Performer(s): The Mills Brothers
and various other artists



Shades of night are falling and I'm lonely
Standing on the corner feeling blue
Sweethearts out for fun
Pass me by one by one
Guess I'll wind up like I always do
With only....

Me and my shadow
Strolling down the avenue
Oh, me and my shadow
Not a soul to tell our troubles to
And when it's twelve o'clock we climb the stairs
We never knock 'cause nobody's there
Just me and my shadow
All alone and feeling blue

When the sun sets on the far horizon
And the parlour lamps begin to glow
Jim and Jack and John
Put their slippers on.
They're all set but we're still on the go
So lonely....

Me and my shadow
Strolling down the avenue
Oh, me and my shadow
Not a soul to tell our troubles to
And when it's twelve o'clock we climb the stairs
We never knock 'cause nobody's there
Just me and my shadow
All alone and feeling blue 

On M'Appelle Simplet
Composer(s): Jean Manse; Roger Dumas
Performer(s): Fernandel



Les oiseaux sont mes confidents
Et quand je siffle entre mes dents
Ils me comprennent tous en somme
Ils sont plus sensibles à mes maux
Pour n'être que des animaux
Ils sont moins bêtes que les hommes
Voilà pourquoi autour de moi
Faisant la joie des villageois
D'un sobriquet on me prénomme
Toujours en me montrant du doigt
Avec un petit air narquois

On m'appelle Simplet
L'Innocent du village
Doux comme un agnelet
Je mène la vie d'un sage
Chantant gaiement
Moi, je vis de l'air du temps
Je dois tout ça
Aux conseils de mon papa
Je garde son secret
C'est mon seul héritage
Mon bonheur est complet
On m'appelle Simplet

On me prend pour un grand enfant
On est pour moi très indulgent
Tous mes péchés, on les pardonne
Je conjure le mauvais sort
Ma présence est un réconfort
C'est un peu de joie que je donne
Et c'est ainsi que sans souci
Sûr et hardi dans mon Midi
J'ai grandi de façon bouffonne
Si je n'ai pas beaucoup d'esprit
Au fond vous m'en voyez ravi

On m'appelle Simplet
L'Innocent du village
Doux comme un agnelet
Je mène la vie d'un sage
Chantant gaiement
Moi, je vis de l'air du temps
Je dois tout ça
Aux conseils de mon papa
Je garde son secret
C'est mon seul héritage
Mon bonheur est complet
On m'appelle Simplet, Simplet

Me And My Melinda
Composer(s): Irving Berlin
Performer(s): Kay Kyser; Bunny Berigan; 
Johnny Desmond; Gene Krupa & His Orch.



Me and my Melinda
My Melinda and me
We are bound up together in sympathy
Me and my Melinda
We are seldom apart
On the nights when I feel 
Like a heart to heart
When I'm blue
We just sit there holding hands
And when we do 
My Melinda understands
When I'm having trouble 
That I cannot disclose
When I can't tell the world
Of my private woes
Long before I tell her
My Melinda knows 

On M'A Donné
Composer(s): Charles Aznavour
Performer(s): Charles Aznavour



On m'a donné des yeux et l'on m'a dit regardes
J'ai eu beau regarder je n'ai rien entrevu
On m'a donné un coeur et l'on m'a dit prends garde
J'ai eu beau prendre garde un jour je l'ai perdu
On m'a donné l'amour hélas je le regrette
Car il s'en est allé depuis je n'y crois plus
On m'a donné un corps mais j'ai perdu la tête
Et j'ai souillé mon corps dans des bras inconnus
On m'a donné, on m'a donné

On m'a donné des rêves mais quelle imposture
Car ces rêves ne sont que de longs cauchemars
On m'a donné des lèvres afin qu'elles murmurent
Elles n'ont jamais dit que des mots sans espoir
On m'a donné des larmes de joies de souffrances
Je ne pleure jamais car mon coeur est de bois
On m'a donné aussi en plus une conscience
Mais au fond de moi-même elle n'a plus de voix
On m'a donné, on m'a donné
Pourquoi

On m'a donné des livres afin que je lise
Mais je les ai brûlé sans les avoir ouverts
On m'a donné des mains pour les joindre à l'église
Mais qui sait si j'irai au ciel ou en enfer
On m'a donné une âme à garder pure et blanche
Mais j'ai vendu mon âme au diable un beau matin
On m'a donné la vie qui a pris sa revanche
Mais j'ai gâcher la vie que j'avais dans mes mains
Dieu m'est témoin on m'a donné
On m'a donné, en vain

Me And My Life
Composer(s): Alan Blakley; Len "Chip" Hawkes
Performer(s): The Tremeloes



Mama, let me go I don't want to stay 
Hey Daddy, put our whip away
I wish, I was away 
away, away 

Hey mama

Maybe I'm a loner, but I've got to say 

hey, I've got to try to break away
I wish, I was away 
away 

hey mama

Wouldn't like to have my own mind 
living on my own might work out just fine

Oh, me and my life, me and my life 
oh, me and my life 

Oh, me and my life, me and my life 
oh, me and my life 

Mama, let me go I don't want to stay 
Hey Daddy, put our whip away
I wish, I was away 
away, away 

Hey mama

Maybe I'm a loner, but I've got to say 

Hey, I've got to try to break away
I wish, I was away 
away 

hey mama

Wouldn't like to have my own mind 
living on my own might work out just fine

Oh, me and my life, me and my life 
oh, me and my life 

Oh, me and my life, me and my life 
oh, me and my life 

On M'A Dit Que
Performer(s): Eddy Mitchell



On m'a dit qu'j'avais dit que
Du mal de toi parc'que
Tu t'répandais sur moi
C't'hiver j'aurai pas froid
Tu m'as bien habillé
Mais j't'ai bien costumée
Et ceux qui t'aiment font semblant t'écouter
C'est pour mieux te miner
Veulent nous voir séparés
Ne crois pas
Aux washah - washah - washah

Halte à tout, parle-moi, retrouvons-nous
Laisse les vipères siffler
Laisse le bon temps rouler
Même s'il y a pas d'fumée sans feu
L'amour ça s'brûle a deux
Mais on m'a dit qu't'as dit que

j'ne suis pas une mauvaise langue, je n'rapporterai pas
que quand j'rentre au p'tit matin, t'es pas toujours là

Washah - washah - washah

On m'a dit qu't'avais dit que
Du mal de moi parce que
Je balançais sur toi
Des choses qu'existaient pas
On m'a dit qu't'as dis que du mal de moi parce que
J't'ai délaissée mais j't'ai pas mis d'collier
J't'ai pas abandonnée
J'suis pas fait pour dresser
Ne crois pas
Aux washah - washah - washah

Je ressemble a tous ces chiens
Qu'on met d'vant les niches

Je fais semblant de garder
J'aboie, mais je triche

Washah - washah - washah

Me And My Baby
Performer(s): Ann Reinking & Boys; Rob Fisher



Roxie:
Look at my baby my baby and me.. 

Me and my baby 
My baby and me 
We're 'bout as happy as babies can be 
What if I find 
That I'm causght in a storm? 
I don't care 
my baby's there 
And baby's bound to keep me warm 
We're sticking together 
And ain't we got fun 
So much together 
You'd count us as one 
Tell old man worry to go climb a tree 
'cause I've got my baby 
I'm with my baby 
Look at my baby and me 

Looka my baby 
my baby and me 
A dream of a duo 
Now don't you agree 
Why keep it mum 
When there's nothing to hid? 
And what I feel 
I must reveal 
It's more that I can keep inside 
And I can assure you 
It won't go away 
Let me assur you 
It grow every day 
I was a one once 
But now I' a 'we' 
'cause I got my baby 
My dear little baby 
Looka my baby and me 

Roxie and boys:
Looka my baby 
My baby and me 
Facing the world 
Optimistically 
Nothing can stop us 
So nobody try 
'cause baby's rough 
And full of stuff 
And incidentally, so am I 
Get out of our way, folks 
And give us some room 
Watch how we bubble 
And blossom and bloom 
Life was a prison 
But we got the key 
Me and my baby 
My dear little baby 
My cute little baby 
My sweet little baby 
My fat little baby 
My soft little baby 
My pink little baby 
My bald little baby 
Looka my baby 

Roxie: 
And me 

On London Bridge
Composer(s): Roy Bennett; Sid Tepper
Performer(s): Jo Stafford



I walked on London Bridge last night
I saw you by the lamppost light
Then bells rang out in sleepy Londontown
And London Bridge came tumbling down

The sky was hidden by a mist
But just like magic when we kissed
The moon and stars were shining all around
When London Bridge came tumbling down

Just you and I over the river
Two hearts suspended in space
And there so high over the river
A miracle tookplace

Two empty arms found love to hold
Two smoke rings turned to rings of gold
I bless the night we met in Londontown
When London Bridge came tumbling down

Just you and I over the river
Two hearts suspended in space
And there so high over the river
A miracle took place

I bow my head in silent prayer
And thank Him for the love we share
He blessed the night we met in Londontown
When London bridge came tumbling down

Me And My Arrow
Composer(s): Harry Nilsson
Performer(s): Harry Nilsson;
Lori Cullen; Micky Dolenz; Hugo Montenegro



Me and my arrow
Straighter than narrow
Wherever we go, every one knows
It's me and my arrow

Me and my arrow
Taking the high road
Wherever we go, everyone knows
It's me and my arrow

And in the morning when I wake up
She may be gone, I don't know
And we make up just to break up
I'll carry on, oh yes I will

Me and my arrow
(do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do)
Straighter than narrow
Wherever we go, every one knows
It's me and my arrow

Me and my arrow
Me and my arrow
Me and my arrow
Me and mt arrow
Me and my arrow

Me and my arrow
(do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do)
Straighter than narrow
Wherever we go, every one knows
It's me and my arrow 

On Laisse Tous Un Jour
Composer(s): Vline Buggy;
Hugues Aufray; Michel Fugain
Performer(s): Michel Fugain



On laisse tous un jour
Un peu de notre vie
Sur une table
Dans le fond d'un café
Sur une table
Que l'on oublie jamais

On laisse tous un jour
Un peu de ses amis
Tous les poètes
Venus se mettre au chaud
Sur la banquette
Dans un coin de bistrot
On dit "salut"
On commande un demi
Et on refait le monde
Mais le monde est si grand
Qu'il nous faut bien toute la nuit

On laisse tous un jour
Un peu de nos amours
Que l'on griffonne
Sur la nappe en papier
Et qu'on chiffonne
Au fond d'un cendrier
Elle dit "bonjour"
On commande un demi
On lui promet le monde
Mais pour donner le monde
Il nous faut bien toute la nuit

La la la la la la...

Me And Mrs. Jones
Composer(s): Kenny Gamble; Leon Huff; Cary Gilbert
Performer(s): Billy Paul



Me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thing going on
We both know that it's wrong 
But it's much too strong to let it cool down now
We meet ev'ry day at the same cafe
Six-thirty I know she'll be there 
Holding hands, making all kinds of plans 
While the jukebox plays our favorite song
Me and Mrs., Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones
Mrs. Jones got a thing going on
We both know that it's wrong
But it's much too strong to let it cool down now
We gotta be extra careful that we don't build our hopes too high 
Cause she's got her own obligations and so do I 
Me, me and Mrs., Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones
Mrs. Jones got a thing going on
We both know that it's wrong
But it's much too strong to let it cool down now
Well, it's time for us to be leaving
Iit hurts so much, it hurts so much inside
Now she'll go her way and I'll go mine
But tomorrow we'll meet the same place, the same time
Me and Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones