Meet The Family
From the Show: The Crooked Mile, 1959
Composer(s): Greenwell; Wildeblood
Performer(s): Millicent Martin & Elisabeth Welch



If a man gets the idea that you’re flippety-jibbedy
And starts gettin’ ready to take a diabolical liberty
If he gives you a line you’re not keen on swallowing
Give him an old-fashioned look
And repeat the following

(Chorus)
Ta, ever so, ever so ta
That was a lovely compliment
But please remember, I’m a lady
And you’re supposed to be a gent
No, we cannot make it a date
I’m too young to stop out late
But please, tomorrow come to tea
And meet the family

Dear ol’ dad’s an all-in wrestler
Weighing-in at nineteen stones
Brother Bill’s a bonnie builder
And his hobby’s breaking bones
Sister Mona tears a phone book
Into little tiny shreds
Come along and meet ‘em
Come along and greet ‘em
They’re a family of thoroughbreds

(Chorus)

There’s a bloodhound in the kitchen
Hasn’t had a bite all day
Uncle Arthur’s back in Dartmoor
Auntie’s with the I.R.A
Grandma’s digging in the cellar
No-one knows where grandpa is
They’re a lot of smasher
Bruisers, boozers, bashers
They’re a family of savages

(Chorus)

Come along and meet ‘em
Come along and greet ‘em
Meet the family

On Wisconsin
Composer(s): J.S. Hubbard;
Charles D. Rosa; William T. Purdy
Performer(s): The Routers;
and various other artists



"On, Wisconsin! 
On, Wisconsin!
Grand old badger state!
We, thy loyal sons and daughters
Hail thee, good and great

On, Wisconsin! 
On, Wisconsin!
Champion of the right
"Forward", our motto
God will give thee might!"

A Christmas Prayer
Composer(s): Marty Robbins
Performer(s): Marty Robbins



Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Dear Lord, I want to thank you
For what you've done for me
For all these many blessings
In a world that's caught in grief and misery
No matter where I wander
I'm always in your sight
And so, my friends, to you my love
Upon this Christmas night

If all my prayers aren't answered
Then, Lord, I'll understand
There's others more deserving
Others, Lord, who need a helping hand
I pray you'll guide and keep me
Ever near the light
And so my deepest thanks, my Lord
Upon this Christmas night

Meet Me Where They Play The Blues
Composer(s): Steve Allen; Sandy Gallop
Performer(s): Andy Williams
and various other artists



I got a heart that’s broken hearted, how do I mend it?
I got a cryin’ jack you started, how do I end it?
But if you’re feelin’ gloomy
Come a-runnin’ to me
Meet me where they play the blues

Hey, people have said they’ve seen you dance in hideaway places
Say, people have said you find romance in others’ embraces
But if your mood is dreamy
And you care to see me
Meet me where they play the blues

Either flirt with a tear, are common round here
And misery loves company, they say
So I hang around till dawn
While that saxophone wails on
Hopin’ you’ll happen this way

I’m getting’ tired of sippin’ wine, and watchin’ bubbles
Why did I dream, get outa line, and wind up in trouble
Mmm, but Honey, if you’re learnin’
There’s a flame still burnin’
Meet me where they play the blues
Blee beep, blee beep, blee bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee,
Meet me where they play ...
The blues

On Va Dire Que C'Est Moi
Composer(s): Claude Moine; Pierre Papadiamandis
Performer(s): Eddy Mitchell



Si un train n'est pas à l'heure
Qu'un' princesse divorce et pleure
J' culpabilis', c'est certain
Même si j'sais qu' j'suis pour rien
Tu vas dire qu' c'est moi
Allez on va dire qu' c'est moi
Qui ne s'intéresse à rien?
Stoïque comme un nain d'jardin
Qui fait de l'ombre à ton bonheur?
Une pierre à la place du cœur
On va dire qu' c'est moi
Allez on va dire qu' c'est moi
C'est sûr, j'suis pas sur le coup
J'suis distrait, j'pense pas à tout
Pas l'eau à tous les étages
Même si j'atteins la limite d'âge
Un ado daté
Un rocker déprimé
Ça t'arrange de m'voir comm' ça
Bon... allez on va dire qu' c'est moi
Instrumental
C'est sûr, j'suis pas sur le coup
J'suis discret, j'oublie surtout
Les choses pouvant m'faire du mal
J'tiens pas compte de mon signe astral
Un ado daté
Teenager attardé
Ça t'arrange de m'voir comme ça
Bon... allez on va dire que c'est moi
Qui fuit comme l'eau dans la main
D'vant l'angoisse du quotidien
Qui s'dérobe devant les dames
Quand ça tourne au psycho-drame?
On va dire qu' c'est moi
Allez on va dire qu' c'est moi
Qui dit qui sait pas lire l'heure
Qu'a peur d'un ordinateur?
Qui trouve pas net l'Internet?
Qui cherche encore sa planète?
On va dire qu' c'est moi
Allez on va dire qu' c'est moi
Qui se lève tous les matins
Tournant l'dos à son destin
Qui s'veut aimable et affable
Qu'est mêm' pas un homme à femmes?
On va dire qu' c'est moi
Allez on va dire qu' c'est moi

C'est ça, on va dire...

A Christmas To Remember
Composer(s): Beverly Darnell - Chris Eaton - Amy Grant
Performer(s): Amy Grant




Twinkling lights 
A chill is in the air 
And carols everywhere 
Close your eyes, it's almost here 
Candles and cards 
And favorite movie scenes 
The smell of evergreen 
As special as it's always been 
And I have a dream or two 
Maybe they will come true 

Setting our hopes on a big snow tonight 
We'll wake up to a world of white 
It's gonna be a Christmas to remember 
Light up the fire, play some Nat King Cole 
Always sentimental and don't you know that 
It's gonna be a Christmas to remember 

I know it's true 
Time doesn't stand still 
Many things can change 
But we know some things never will 
The memories we share 
The songs we always sing 
The mystery of life 
The hopefulness this season brings 
And I have a dream or two 
Maybe they will come true 

Setting our hopes on a big snow tonight 
We'll wake up to a world of white 
It's gonna be a Christmas to remember 
Light up the fire, play some Nat King Cole 
Always sentimental and don't you know that 
It's gonna be a Christmas to remember

Meet Me Tonight In Dreamland 
Composer(s): Leo Friedman; Beth Slater Witson
Performer(s): Judy Garland
and various other artists



Meet me tonight in Dreamland
Under the silv'ry moon
Meet me tonight in Dreamland
Where love's sweet roses bloom
Come with the love light gleaming
In your dear eyes of blue
Meet me in Dreamland
Sweet Dreamy Dreamland
There let my dreams come true

Again....... 

Meet me tonight in Dreamland
Under the silv'ry moon
Meet me tonight in Dreamland
Where love's sweet roses bloom
Come with the love light gleaming
In your dear eyes of blue
Meet me in Dreamland
Sweet Dreamy Dreamland
There let my dreams come true

Just sit back and listen 
one time through
Let your memories
take you back
when times were gentler

OK Let's all sing again 
One last time

Meet me tonight in Dreamland
Under the silv'ry moon
Meet me tonight in Dreamland
Where love's sweet roses bloom
Come with the love light gleaming
In your dear eyes of blue
Meet me in Dreamland
Sweet Dreamy Dreamland
There let my dreams come true

On Top Of Spaghetti
Composer(s): Tom Glazer
Performer(s): Tom Glazer;
and various other artists



On top of spagetti all covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table, it rolled on the floor
And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door

It rolled in the garden and under a bush
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush

The mush was as tasty as tasty could be
And early next summer it grew to a tree

The tree was all covered with beautiful moss
It grew great big meatballs and tomato sauce

So if you eat spaghetti all covered with cheese
Hold on to your meatball and don't ever sneeze

A Different Kind Of Christmas
Composer(s): Pete Amato - Jud J. Friedman - Allan Rich - LeAnn Rimes
Performer(s): LeAnn Rimes; Kenny Rogers



The lights around the Christmas tree don't burn as bright
And all around the world it isn't a silent night
Outside I hear the voices sing the sweetest sounds of caroling
But somehow there's a sadness in the song
In our hearts we know that something's wrong

It's a different kind of Christmas
In a different kind of world
Even though it looks the same
Everything has changed
It's a different kind of Christmas

Children opening gifts with wonder and surprise
I wish that I could still see through such innocent eyes
I used to feel so safe inside, I had a place to run and hide
In my Daddy's arms I felt secure
No one can protect us anymore

It's a different kind of Christmas
In a different kind of world
Even though it looks the same
Everything has changed
It's a different kind of Christmas

Sending cards that talk of peace and love and cheer
Oh, that's what we need if we'd only believe
It would be a different kind of Christmas
In a different kind of world
Even though it looks the same
Everything has changed
It's a different kind of Christmas

Ooh-ooh-huh-aah
Different kind of Christmas

Meet Me On The Corner (Down At Joe's Café)
Composer(s): Tony Macaulay; B.J. Ben Mason
Performer(s): Herman's Hermits



Meet me on the corner down at Joe's cafe
We won't have long, so don't be late
You'd better hide the car, your mom and pop can't know
The secret place we go

Come on and meet me on the corner, I'll be there at eight
We won't have long, so don't be late
We'll talk it through, just me and you alone
In our hideaway.................
On the corner down at Joe's cafe

Your mama and your papa say I'm just no good.
I'm always makin' trouble in the neighborhood.....
They don't understand, I'm aching inside
So until the day we don't have to hide
Baby, this is what you gotta do........

Step out and meet me on the corner down at Joe's cafe
We won't have long, so don't be late
You'd better hide the car, your mom and pop can't know
The secret place we go

Come on and meet me on the corner, I'll be there at eight
We won't have long, so don't be late
We'll talk it through, just me and you alone
In our hideaway.................
On the corner down at Joe's cafe

Now, the only time I see you, girl, is after school
I'm not allowed to kiss you, it's against the rules
They don't understand, I'm aching inside
So until the day we don't have to hide
Baby, this is what you gotta do........

Step out and meet me on the corner down at Joe's cafe
We won't have long, so don't be late
You'd better hide the car, your mom and pop can't know
The secret place we go

Come on and meet me on the corner, I'll be there at eight
We won't have long, so don't be late
We'll talk it through, just me and you alone
In our hideaway.................
On the corner down at Joe's cafe

Maman La Plus Belle Du Monde
((Adapted from: La Più Bella Del Mondo (by Marino Marini) - 1957))
Composer(s): Marino Marini - Fernand Bonifay
Performer(s): Luis Mariano - 1958
and multiple other artists


Maman, Maman jolie
Maman tu es la plus belle du monde
Aucune autre à la ronde n'est plus jolie
Tu as pour moi, avoue que c'est étrange
Le visage d'un ange du paradis

Dans tous mes voyages
J'ai vu des paysages
Mais rien ne vaut l'image
De tes beaux cheveux blancs

Tu es, Maman, la plus belle du monde
Et ma joie est profonde
Lorsqu'à mon bras
Maman, tu mets ton bras

Maman tu es la plus belle du monde
Car tant d'amour inonde tes jolis yeux
Pour toi, c'est vrai, je suis malgré mon âge
Le petit enfant sage des jours heureux

J'avais fait des rêves
Où l'on m'aimait sans trève
Mais les rêves s'achèvent
Et toi seule m'est restée

Maman tu est la plus belle du monde
Et lorsque tout s'effondre autour de moi
Maman, toi tu es là!>

On Top Of Old Smokey
(Traditional)
Performer(s): Bing Crosby;
and various other artists



On top of old Smokey
All covered with snow
I lost my true lover
For a courting to slow

Yes courting's a pleasure
And parting is grief
And a false hearted lover
Is worse than a thief

She'll kiss you, she'll hug you
And tell you more lies
Than the cross ties on a railroad
Or the stars in the sky

Let me tell you 'bout my baby
She's like bad brandy wine
The first time I kissed her
She drove me out my mind

She's a Baltimore special
Got a fine brown frame
When you see her in motion
Evil woman is her name

Did I tell you 'bout the Eastman
Lord what a shame
He run off with my baby
And scandalized my name

Well I went up on a mountain top
To call my baby back
She was gone with that Eastman
Down that lonesome railroad track

If I ever see that Eastman
I'll shoot him with my gun
I'll cut him with my long Jones
And dare that pimp to run

Little Liza, little Liza
I couldn't sleep last night
Come on back home baby
Everything will be all right

Let me tell you, let me tell you
I don't care what you say
If my woman ever comes back
I'll give my life away

If you ever see a dark cloud
A-rollin' in the sky
It's my woman gone to heaven
With a tear drop in her eye

On top of old Smokey
All covered with snow
I lost my true lover
For a-courting to slow

A Glee At Christmas
(Traditional)




't Is Christmas now! 't Is Christmas now!
When Cato's self would laugh
And smoothing forth his wrinked brow
Give liberty to quaff
To dance and sing, to sport and play
For every hour's a holiday

And for the twelve days, let them pass
In mirth and jollity
The time doth call each lad and lass
That will be blythe and free
To dance and sing, to sport and play
For every hour's a holiday

And from the rising of the sun
To the setting, cast off cares
't Is time enough when twelve is done
To think of our affairs
To dance and sing, to sport and play
For every hour's a holiday

1,2,3 
Composer(s): Tony Rallo; Jean Paul Cara
First performance by: Catherine Ferry - 1976



1, 2, 3, ma politique à moi
C'est d'être aimée de toi
Et chanter la la la la la la la
1, 2, 3, la vie n'est pas pour moi
Un livre de Kafka
1, 2, 3, jouez jouez musiciens
Enchante-moi magicien
Tourne, tourne dans ma tête à moi
Fais briller les yeux des enfants rois
Fais-moi rêver comédien
Chante, danse, baladin
Dans la ronde folle entraînez-moi
Donnez-moi l'amour et la joie

1, 2, 3, qu'il pleuve sur les toits
Qu'il neige sur les mois
Il fait si bon dans tes bras
La la la la la la la
1, 2, 3, je n'entends que ta voix
Je ne vis que pour toi
Je t'aime
Jouez jouez musiciens
Enchante-moi magicien
Tourne, tourne dans ma tête à moi
Fais briller les yeux des enfants rois
Fais-moi rêver comédien
Chante, danse, baladin
Dans la ronde folle entraînez-moi
Donnez-moi l'amour et la joie
La la la la la la la la la la
Fais-moi rêver comédien
Chante, danse, baladin
Dans la ronde folle entraînez-moi
Sol mi sol sol mi fa mi sol sol sol fa mi fa
Donnez-moi l'amour et la joie

On This Night Of A Thousand Stars
Composer(s): Andrew Lloyd Webber
Performer(s): Mark Ryan;
and various other artists



Che: Now Eva Peron had every disadvantage
You need if you're gonna succeed
No money no cash no father no bright lights
There was nowhere she'd been at the age of 15
As this Tango singer found out
Augustin Magaldi
Who has the distinction of being the first
Man to be of use to Eva Duarte

Magaldi: On this night of a thousand stars
Let me take you to Heaven's door
Where the music of love's guitars
Plays forevermore

In the glow of those twinkling lights
We shall love through eternity
On this night in a million nights
Fly away with me

I never dreamed that a kiss could be as sweet as this
Now I know that it can
I used to wander alone without a love of my own
I was a desperate man
But all my grief disappeard and all the sorrow I feared
Wasn't there anymore
On that magical day when you first came my way
Mi amor

On this night
On this night
On this night of a thousand stars
Let me take you to Heaven's door
Where the music of love's guitars
Plays forevermore

Meet Me In St. Louis
Composer(s): Kerry Mills; Andrew B. Sterling
Performer(s): Judy Garland;
Cinematic Creations; Guy Lombardo



When Louis came home to the flat
He hung up his coat and his hat
He gazed all around, but no wifey he found
So he said "where can Flossie be at?"
A note on the table he spied
He read it just once, then he cried
It ran, "Louis dear, it's too slow for me here
So I think I will go for a ride"

"Meet me in St. Louis, Louis
Meet me at the fair
Don't tell me the lights are shining
any place but there
We will dance the Hoochee Koochee
I will be your tootsie wootsie
If you will meet in St. Louis, Louis
Meet me at the fair"

"Meet me in St. Louis, Louis
Meet me at the fair
Don't tell me the lights are shining
any place but there
We will dance the Hoochee Koochee
I will be your tootsie wootsie
If you will meet in St. Louis, Louis
Meet me at the fair"

The dresses that hung in the hall
Were gone, she had taken them all
She took all his rings and the rest of his things
The picture he missed from the wall
"What! moving!" the janitor said
"Your rent is paid three months ahead"
"What good is the flat?" said poor Louis, "Read that"
And the janitor smiled as he read

On The Wings Of Love
Composer(s): Jeffrey Osborne; Peter Schless
Performer(s): Jeffrey Osborne;
and various other artists



Just smile for me and let the day begin
You are the sunshine that lights my heat within
I'm sure that you're an angel in disguise
Come take my hand and together we will rise

On the wings of love
Up and above the clouds
The only way to fly
Is on the wings of love
On the wings of love
Only the two of us
Together flying high
Flying high Upon the wings of love

You look at me and I begin to melt
Just like the snow when a ray of sun is felt
I'm crazy bout ya baby can't you see
I'd be delighted if you could come with me

On the wings of love
Up and above the clouds
The only way to fly
Is on the wings of love
On the wings of love
Only the two of us
Together flying high
Flying high Upon the wings of love

Yes you belong to me
I'm yours exclusively
Right now we live and breathe Each other
Insepreble it seems,
We're flowing like a stream
Running free flowing
On the wings of love

On the wings of love
Up and above the clouds
The only way to fly
Is on the wings of love
On the wings of love
Only the two of us
Together flying high
Together flying high

On the wings of love
Up and above the clouds
The only way to fly
Is on the wings of love
On the wings of love
Only the two of us
Together flying high
Together flying high
Upon the wings of love

Meet Me In Bubble Land
Composer(s): Casper Nathan; Joe Manne; Isham Jones



I've been dreaming dreams of childhood
And the games we used to play
When my heart knew only sunshine
That was shining thro' the live-long day
Now I know my constant dreaming
Always takes me back to yesterday
If your heart is yearning
Join me in returning, come, and I will show you the way

You can make this wond'rous journey
Go to Bubble Land tonight
Only you must be real certain
Your heart's beating in a way that's right
Bubble land was made for lovers
Those who'd leave their grieving far behind
There is no despair there
Pleasure's everywhere there, joy's the only thing that you'll find

Meet me tonight in Bubble Land 
So far away from Trouble Land
Where there is lots of joy 
That is waiting for each girl and boy
Hearts break like bubbles in the air 
But there we'll never know a care
Let all our troubles fade like bubbles
Meet me in Bubble Land

On The Wings Of A Nightingale
Composer(s): Paul McCartney
Performer(s): The Everly Brothers;
Kim & The Hurmio; The Spongetones



When I love, I get a feeling 
Like I'm traveling through the sky
On the wings of a nightingale
As I ride, my head is reeling 
And I don't even wonder why
On the wings of a nightingale I'll fly

I'll go land and sea
I'll be thinking of you and me
Couldn't ask for a better place to be
Oh, I can feel something happening
Oh, I can feel something happening
Oh, I can feel something happening to me

So hold my hand, I got a feeling
That the journey has just begun
On the wings of a nightingale
And if you like we'll fly together
To the land of eternal sun
On the wings of a nightingale of love

I'll go land and sea 
I'll be thinking of you and me
Couldn't ask for a better place to be
Oh, I can feel something happening
Oh, I can feel something happening
Oh, I can feel something happening to me

When I love, I get a feeling 
Like I'm traveling through the sky
On the wings of a nightingale
On the wings of a nightingale
Oooh oooh oooh
On the wings of a nightingale

Meet Me Half Way
Composer(s): Giorgio Moroder; Tom Whitlock
Performer(s): Kenny Loggins; Sunset Pops Orch.



In a lifetime
Made of memories
I believe
In destiny

Every moment returns again in time
When I've got the future on my mind
Know that you'll be the only one

Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Out where the world belongs
to only you and I

Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Make this a new beginning of another life

In a lifetime
There is only love
Reaching for the lonely one

We are stronger when we are given love
When we put emotions on the line
Know that we are the timeless ones

Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Out where the world belongs
to only you and I

Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Make this a new beginning of another life

Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Out where the world belongs
to only you and I

Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Make this a new beginning of another life