The Ladies Who Lunch
Composer(s): Stephen Sondheim
Performer(s): Ute Lemper
and multiple other artists



I'd like to propose a toast

Here's to the ladies who lunch
Everybody laugh.
Lounging in their caftans 
And planning a brunch
On their own behalf
Off to the gym
Then to a fitting
Claiming they're fat
And looking grim
'Cause they've been sitting
Choosing a hat
Does anyone still wear a hat?
I'll drink to that
And here's to the girls who play smart
Aren't they a gas?
Rushing to their classes
In optical art
Wishing it would pass
Another long exhausting day
Another thousand dollars
A matinee, a Pinter play
Perhaps a piece of Mahler's
I'll drink to that
And one for Mahler!
And here's to the girls who play wife
Aren't they too much?
Keeping house but clutching
A copy of "Life"
Just to keep in touch
The ones who follow the rules
And meet themselves at the schools
Too busy to know that they're fools
Aren't they a gem?
I'll drink to them!
Let us all drink to them!
And here's to the girls who just watch
Aren't they the best?
When they get depressed
It's a bottle of Scotch
Plus a little jest
Another chance to disapprove
Another brilliant zinger
Another reason not to move
Another vodka stinger
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
I'll drink to that
So here's to the girls on the go
Everybody tries
Look into their eyes
And you'll see what they know
Everybody dies
A toast to that invincible bunch
The dinosaurs surviving the crunch
Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch
Everybody rise!
Rise!
Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise!
Rise! 

Change Of The Guard
Composer(s): Walter Becker - Donald Fagen
Performer(s): Steely Dan



If you listen you can hear it
It's the laughter in the street
It's the motion in the music
And the fire beneath your feet
All the signs are right this time
You don't have to try so very hard
If you live in this world
You're feelin' the change of the guard

All the cowboys and your neighbors
Can you swallow up your pride
Take your guns off if you're willin'
And you know we're on your side
If you wanna get thru the years
It's high time you played your card
If you live in this world
You're feelin' the change of the guard

The Ladder
Performer(s): Prince



Once upon a time in the land of Sinaplenty
There lived a king who didn't deserve 2 be
He knew not where he came from
Nor where he was going
He never once said thank U, never please
Now this king he had a subject named Electra
Who loved him with a passion, uncontested
4 him each day she had a smile
But it didn't matter
The king was looking 4 the ladder
Everybody's looking 4 the ladder
Everybody wants salvation of the soul
The steps U take are no easy road
But the reward is great
4 those who want 2 go
A feeling of self-worth (everybody's looking)
will caress U (for the answers)
The size of the whole wide world will decrease (how the story started)
(and how it will end)
The love of God's creation will undress U
And time spent alone my friend, will cease
Everybody's looking 4 the answers
How the story started and how it will end
What's the use in half a story, half a dream
U have 2 climb all of the steps in between (yeah, we ride)
Everybody's looking 4 the ladder
Everybody wants salvation of the soul
The steps U take are no easy road (the steps you take are no easy road)
(it's not that easy)
But the reward is great
4 those who want 2 go (I do)
everybody... everybody's looking (Everybody's looking 4 the answers)
for the answers
everybody wants to know how the story (How the story started)
started and how it will end (started and how it will end)
What's the use in half a story, (What's the use in half a story)
half a dream (half of a dream)
U, U gotta climb, U gotta climb (U have 2 climb all)
all of the steps in between (the steps in between)
everybody
Everybody's looking 4 that ladder (Everybody's looking 4 the ladder)
Everybody wants salvation of the soul (Everybody wants salvation of the soul)
(salvation)
The steps U take are no easy road (the steps you take are no easy road)
(that's for sure)
But the reward is great (the reward is great)
4 those who want 2 go, (4 those who want 2 go)
those who want 2 go
everybody... everybody wants (Everybody's looking 4 the answers)
an answer
anyone who know how the story (How the story started)
started, how it will end (started and how it will end)
will it be lonely in the world (What's the use in half a story)
What's the use? (half of a dream)
(have 2 climb all)
(the steps in between)

Change Of Heart
Composer(s): Cyndi Lauper - Essra Mohawk
Performer(s): Cyndi Lauper



Here I am
Just like I said I would be
I'm your friend
Just like you think it should be
Did you think I would stand here and lie
As our moment was passing us by
Oh I am here

Waiting for your change of heart
It just takes a beat
To turn it around
Yes I'm waiting for your change of heart
At the edge of my seat
Please turn it around

Days go by
Leaving me with a hunger
I could fly
Back to when we were younger
When adventures like cars we would ride
And the years lied ahead still untried
While I stand here

Waiting for your change of heart...

Blind leading blind
Never hear the laughter
Search through time
Nothing reveals the answer
If it's truth that you're looking to find
It is nowhere outside of your mind
I bide my time
Waiting for your change of heart...

From A Jack To A King
Composer(s): Ned Miller
Performer(s): Elvis Presley;
and various other artists



From a jack to a king of loneliness to a wedding ring
I've played a ace and I won the queen
I walked away with your heart
From a jack to a king
With no regrets I stacked, I stacked the cards, I stacked the cards last night
And lady luck played her hand just right
You made me king of your heart
Oh for just a little while I thought that I might lose the game
Oh but just in time I saw that twinkle in your eyes
From a jack to a king of loneliness to a wedding, wedding, wedding ring
I played an ace and I won the queen
You made me king of your heart
For just a little while I thought that I might lose the game
Oh but just in time I saw, I saw that twinkle in your eyes
From a jack to a king from loneliness to a wedding, wedding, wedding ring
I played an ace and I won the queen
You made me king of your heart

The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
Performer(s): Frank Zappa



Dew
On the newts we got
Newt money dew
It's a payment on the rental for the dewy little
Newts we got
We got 'em dewy
Left 'em in the yard all night
Hope they didn't get uptight
The little vixens
The saucy little vixens
I hope they didn't get pissed off 
I hope 
That they did not
Did not
I hope
That they did not
Dash off
Into the night 

Change Of Habit
Composer(s): Buddy Kaye - Bernie Weisman
First recording/First release by: Elvis Presley - 1969/1970



If you're in old habits
Set in your old ways
Changes are a-comin'
For these are changing days
And if your head is in the sand
While things are goin' on
What you need, what you need,
What you need is a change of habit

Now if you're in the habit
To let your temper fly
When you talk with people
Who don't see eye to eye
And if you don't believe it
There's a newer world ahead
What you need, what you need,
What you need is a change of habit

A change of habit, a change of outlook
A change of heart, you'll be all right
The halls of darkness
Have doors that open
It's never too late
To see the light

So if you're in the habit
Of putting people down
Just because they're different
From the wrong side of town
Well, don't count on any medals son
They're pinning none on you
What you need, what you need,
What you need is a change of habit

From A Distance
Composer(s): Julie Gold
Performer(s): Bette Midler



From a distance, the world looks blue and green
And the snow-capped mountains white
From a distance, the ocean meets the stream
And the eagle takes to flight
From a distance, there is harmony
And it echoes through the land
It's the voice of hope
It's the voice of peace
It's the voice of every man

From a distance, we all have enough

And no one is in need
There are no guns, no bombs, no diseases
No hungry mouths to feed
From a distance, we are instruments 
Marching in a common band
Playing songs of hope, playing songs of peace
They're the songs of every man
From a distance, you look like my friend 

Even though we are at war
From a distance I just cannot comprehend 
What all this fighting is for
From a distance there is harmony
And it echoes through the land
It's the hope of hopes, it's the love of loves
It's the heart of every man

The Knife Feels Like Justice
Composer(s): Brian Setzer
Performer(s): Brian Setzer



So you think that you have found
A better life that you should live
And you're through givin' it all away
I wish there's something I could say
Like the time you looked into the mirror
And saw someone else lookin' back
I wish I could find the words
But there's nothing that even comes close

'Cause there ain't nobody ever looked at me
Without lookin' right through me
There ain't nobody ever looked at me
Without lookin' right by me
And you can't go when the knife feels like justice

When the sun dies down, the air grows cold
And the moon plays tricks in the night
Crawlin' low like a snake out of sight
Your guide is the northern light
You wanna laugh say I'm insane
Don't have the sense to come in from the rain
I know how to keep myself between the drops

There ain't nobody ever looked at me
Without lookin' right through me
There ain't nobody ever looked at me
Without lookin' right by me
And you can't go when the knife feels like justice
slip away 
slip away
slip away
slip away

So you think that you have won me over
By settin' me on fire
With the sound of your beating heart
And you're burnin' hot desire
Like the time I looked at your reflections
And saw someone else lookin' back
It's a shame things happen that way
'Cause there's no one that even comes close

And there ain't nobody ever looked at me
Without lookin' right through me
There ain't nobody ever looked at me
Without lookin' right by me
And you can't go when the knife feels like justice
I said you can't go on when the blade tears inside you
You can't go on when the knife feels like justice

Change In The Weather
Composer(s): John Fogerty
First release by: John Fogerty - 1986



Aaah!

Change in the weather, change in the weather
Somethin's happenin' here
Change in the weather, change in the weather
People walkin' round in fear

Uh huh, you better duck and run
Get under cover 'cause the change has come
Storm warning, and it looks like rain
Be nothin' left after the hurricance
This here's a jungle, ain't no lie
Look at the people, terror in their eyes
Bad business comin', can't be denied
They're running with the dogs, afraid to die

Change in the weather, change in the weather
Somethin's happenin' here
Change in the weather, change in the weather
People walkin' round in fear

Uh huh, you best believe it's true
The levee's busted, badness comin' through
Oh no, there ain't no place to hide
Reach out and pluck you, take you for a ride
Sea of frustration, take everything in sight
Won't be no blessing if we make it through the night
Down on your knees, go ahead and pray
But every demon has to have his day

Change in the weather, change in the weather
Somethin's happenin' here
Change in the weather, change in the weather
People walkin' round in fear

Well! Oh, God!

High noon, I can't believe my eyes
Wind is ragin', there's a fire in the sky
Ground shakin', everything comin' loose
Run like a coward but it ain't no use
Edge of the river, it's an ugly scene
People gettin' pushed, people gettin' mean
The change is comin' and it's gettin' late
Ain't no survivin', and there ain't no escape

Change in the weather, change in the weather
Somethin's happenin' here
Change in the weather, change in the weather
People walkin' round in fear

Oh!

Change in the weather, change in the weather
Somethin's happenin' here
Change in the weather, change in the weather
People walkin' round in fear

Well! Oh, no!

Froggie Went A-Courtin'
(Traditional)
Composer(s): Bob Dylan;
and various other artists



Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride
With a sword and a pistol by his side, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh

He rode right up to Miss Mousie's door, uh-huh
He rode right up to Miss Mousie's door, uh-huh
He rode right up to Miss Mousie's door
Gave three loud raps, and a very big roar, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh

Said Miss Mouse, are you within, uh-huh
Said Miss Mouse, are you within, uh-huh
Said Miss Mouse, are you within
Miss Mousie said, I sit and spin, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Took Miss Mousie on his knee, uh-huh
Took Miss Mousie on his knee, uh-huh
Took Miss Mousie on his knee,
Said Miss Mousie, will you marry me, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Without my Uncle Rat's consent, uh-huh
Without my Uncle Rat's consent, uh-huh
Without my Uncle Rat's consent,
I wouldn't marry the President, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Uncle Rat laughed, and he shook his fat sides, uh-huh
Uncle Rat laughed, and he shook his fat sides, uh-huh
Uncle Rat laughed, and he shook his fat sides
To think his niece would be a bride, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Uncle Rat went running downtown, uh-huh
Uncle Rat went running downtown, uh-huh
Uncle Rat went running downtown
To buy his niece a wedding gown, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Where shall the wedding supper be, uh-huh
Where shall the wedding supper be, uh-huh
Where shall the wedding supper be
Way down yonder in the hollow tree, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

What shall the wedding supper be, uh-huh
What shall the wedding supper be, uh-huh
What shall the wedding supper be
Fried mosquito and a black-eyed pea, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

First to come in was a flyin' moth, uh-huh
First to come in was a flyin' moth, uh-huh
First to come in was a flyin' moth
She layed out the table cloth, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Next to come in was a juney bug, uh-huh
Next to come in was a juney bug, uh-huh
Next to come in was a juney bug
She brought in the water jug, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Next to come in was a bumbly bee, uh-huh
Next to come in was a bumbly bee, uh-huh
Next to come in was a bumbly bee
Sat mosquito on his knee, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Next to come in was a broken back flea, uh-huh
Next to come in was a broken back flea, uh-huh
Next to come in was a broken back flea
Danced a jig with the bumbly bee, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Next to come in was Mrs. Cow, uh-huh
Next to come in was Mrs. Cow, uh-huh
Next to come in was Mrs. Cow
She tried to dance but she didn't know how, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Next to come in was a little black tick, uh-huh
Next to come in was a little black tick, uh-huh
Next to come in was a little black tick
She ate so much it made her sick, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Next to come in was the big black snake, uh-huh
Next to come in was the big black snake, uh-huh
Next to come in was the big black snake
Ate up all of the wedding cake, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Next to come in was the old gray cat, uh-huh
Next to come in was the old gray cat, uh-huh
Next to come in was the old gray cat
Swallowed the mouse and ate up the rat, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Mr.Frog went a-hoppin up over the brooke, uh-huh
Mr.Frog went a-hoppin up over the brooke, uh-huh
Mr.Frog went a-hoppin up over the brooke
A lily white dove came and swallowed him up, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Little piece of corn bread layin' on the shelf, uh-huh
Little piece of corn bread layin' on the shelf, uh-huh
Little piece of corn bread layin' on the shelf
If you want anymore you can sing it yourself, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

The Kissin' Game
Composer(s): Jerry Vance - Terry Phillips
Performer(s): Dion



Every kiss I ever kissed you
Darlin', came from my heart
But your love was just a play
And the things I heard you say were all a part...

Of the kissin' game
The kissin' game
Yeah, the game, Baby
Where you just played at love

Oh, you never really loved me
Though you kissed me each night
You were lookin' for some fun
And I guess just anyone to hold you tight

In the kissin' game
Umm, the kissin' game
Get out of the game, Baby
Where you just played at love

Don't you know you shouldn't go with some guy
Just because he looks good to the crowd
Use his love for a steppin' stone
Baby, don't feel proud

Because some day you're gonna cry
When you meet someone who
Will pour water on your flame
And play the kissin' game, umm, with you

Don't you know you shouldn't go with someone
Just because he looks good to the crowd
Use his love for a steppin' stone
Baby, now don't you feel proud

He'll pour water on your flame
And play the kissin' game with you

Will pour water on your flame
And play the kissin' game with you

Ah, that kissin' game
The kissin' game
Ah, that kissin' game
That Kissin' game
Ah, that kissin' game
Oh, that kissin' game
That kissin'...

Change In Louise
Composer(s): Joe Cocker - Chris Stainton
First release by: Joe Cocker - 1969



Still taking pictures of people at rest
smiling at men who are never impressed
always working hard down on bended knee
who else but me can see the change in Louise?

Ride Louise, ride (yeah) let me be your guide
I'll take you any place you wanna go, (yes I will)
Ride Louise, ride (yeah) let me be your guide
and I'll show you all the things you want to know (if I can)

Livng her life at a speed all her own
talking to people where ever she goes
always working hard she won't disagree
who else but me can see the change in Louise?

Ride Louise, ride (yeah) let me be your guide
I'll take you any place you wanna go, (yes I will)
Ride Louise, ride (yeah) let me be your guide
and I'll show you all the things you want to know (if I can)

Frogg
Composer(s): Bob Flick;
Dick Foley; Mike Kirkland; John Paine
Performer(s): The Brothers Four



Spoken:
This is a story about a hip frog
And we're gonna pick up on it now and 
he's on his way out to do some shuckin' and jivin'
You'll be able to tell right away that he's a big mover

Singing:
Frogg went a-courtin' and he did go, un-huh
Frogg went a-courtin' and he did go, un-huh
Frogg went a-courtin' and he did go
To the Coconut Grove for the midnight show, un-huh un-huh un-huh

Mollie Mouse was the hat-check girl, woo-woo 
(spoken: he knew it all the time)
Mollie Mouse was the hat-check girl, woo-woo
Mollie Mouse was the hat-check girl
He thought he'd give this chick a whirl, woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo

He sauntered up to Mollie Mouse's side, un-huh 
(spoken: the direct approach)
He sauntered up to Mollie Mouse's side, un-huh
When he got up to Mollie Mouse's side
He whispered "Mollie will you be my bride?" un-huh un-huh un-huh

Not without my Uncle Rat's consent, uh-uh 
(spoken: her uncle wrestles on TV)
Not without my Uncle Rat's consent, uh-uh
Not without my Uncle Rat's consent
I wouldn't marry the President, uh-uh uh-uh uh-uh

Well, she said "That's it, Clyde, better hit the road, farewell"
"That's it, Clyde, better hit the road, goodbye"
"That's it, Clyde, better hit the road"
"You ain't no frog you're a horned toad, farewell, goodbye, adios"
Farewell, goodbye, adios
(spoken: You know, I believe that, uh)
any more verses to this song would be anticlimactic
think we ought to end it
Farewell, goodbye, adios
(spoken: Hey, ain't you gonna let me finish up?)
Farewell, goodbye, adios
(spoken: Aw, shut up, I'm your leader)
(spoken: No, no hands, no hands)

(spoken: Auf Wiedersehen)
Farewell, goodbye, adios
Farewell, goodbye, adios

The Kiss Of Kathleen Turner
Composer(s): Rob Bolland - Ferdi Bolland - Falco
Performer(s): Falco



Train sounds and coughing I always take the 7:30 am train
Going to Brasil city
Well, at this hour of the day, I’m not too well humored
’cause life doesn’t show any pity
You’re always complaining ’bout yourself
And putting things down in the world
Just take a good look at Kathleen Turner
Now there’s one heck of a girl

I’ve been to hell and back but I’m alright Jack
Now I know what love is about
Under the seven moons
I made a solemn vow
I need the kiss of Kathleen Turner right now
I need the kiss of Kathleen Turner right now
Smack! in the middle

Female voice on telephone: hello?
Oh it’s me, I know it’s late
But I just had to call you
I’ll be over real soon

Male voice: Kathleen Kathleen

Is this a dream, or is it real
Is this really happening to me
Or is this just fantasy?
In this world there’s only one woman
Who can make my dreams my dreams come true
And that woman Kathleen
It’s you

Standing on the corner watching all the girls go by
He wants a kiss
Not just one, I want lots of kisses
He wants a kiss
Standing on the corner watching all the girls go by
He wants a kiss

Hallelujah, he’s in love
Hallelujah, glory, glory

Issos
Cannae
Katalaunische Felder
Mount greek
Austerlitz
Waterloo
Verdun
Stalingrad

Hiroshima
Nagasaki
Harrisburg
Brokdorf
Zwentendorf
Cattenom
Wackersdorf
Tschernobyl

Kathleen, can you hear me babe
Kathleen, do you know what I’m talking about
I’m just talking about
Not the first kiss of my life
I’m talking about... our planet
... Kathleen! 

Change De Docteur
Composer(s): Francis Cabrel
Performer(s): Francis Cabrel



Toi tu essaies comme les autres fous
D'arrêter le temps, de le briser d'un seul coup
Et tu plantes tes ongles aux pierres de sa vie
Il t'emporte avec lui
Au moment où tu penses être enfin le plus fort
C'est trop tard, tu dors
Alors tu rêves d'être le prêtre hindou
Qui encense le soir le ciel de Diên Biên Phu
Mais sa voix est trop grave
Mais tu as peur des croix
Qui terminent ses bras
Viens, change de docteur
Viens, j'en connais un meilleur
Il arrache sa vie et te soigne avec ça
Change de docteur
Viens, j'en connais un meilleur
Il déchire la nuit qui coule au fond de toi
Qui coule au fond de toi
Alors tu prends des grains de sucre roux
Et tu deviens la star des flashs, des interviews
Mais tes mots sont trop hauts
Et les mecs des journaux
Ne les comprennent pas
Leurs crayons sont trop fins
Leur soleil est trop bas
Et tout se brise et tu tombes aux genoux
D'une horde de rats
Les princes des égouts
C'est leur chef qui le dit
Je peux sauver ta vie
Si tu couches avec moi
Viens, change de docteur
Viens, j'en connais un meilleur
Il arrache sa vie et te soigne avec ça
Change de docteur
Viens, j'en connais un meilleur
Il déchire la nuit qui coule au fond de toi
Qui coule au fond de toi
Disons qu'un jour il n'y ait plus de tabous
Qu'il n'y ait plus d'interdits
Ni de prêtres jaloux
Juste un grain dans la foule
Une pierre qui roule
Et tout le monde s'en fout
Viens, change de docteur
Viens, j'en connais un meilleur
Il arrache sa vie et te soigne avec ça
Change de docteur
Viens, j'en connais un meilleur
Il déchire la nuit qui coule au fond de toi
Qui coule au fond de toi
Viens, change de docteur
Viens, j'en connais un meilleur
Il déchire la nuit qui coule au fond de toi
Qui coule au fond de toi

Fritt Fram
Composer(s): Ola Magnell; Gordon Lightfoot
Performer(s): Lill Lindfors



Du får höra lätta steg i din sovalkov
Och du säjer "förlåt, men se jag låg och sov"
Fritt fram, det kommer en gäst
När jag sover så gott och när jag drömmer som bäst
Fritt fram, det kommer en gäst
När jag sover så gott och när jag drömmer som bäst

Du försöker vara vänlig, tuff ändå
Men han gör ingen min av att vilja gå
Fritt fram, jag släcker mitt ljus
Och då smyger du bakvägen in i mitt hus
Fritt fram, jag släcker mitt ljus
Och då smyger du bakvägen in i mitt hus

Du har sett så många misstag och svikna hopp
Och hur svårt det kan vara att säja stopp
Fritt fram, det kommer en gäst
När jag sover så gott och när jag drömmer som bäst
Fritt fram, det kommer en gäst
När jag sover så gott och när jag drömmer som bäst

Valentino går iväg innan natten flyr
Till en vänare nymf och nya äventyr
Fritt fram, jag släcker mitt ljus
Och då smyger du bakvägen in i mitt hus
Fritt fram, jag släcker mitt ljus
Och då smyger du bakvägen in i mitt hus

Fy skam, ibland är det synd
När det verkar okej och när det spricker igen
Fy skam, ibland är det synd
När det verkar okej och när det spricker igen

The King's New Clothes
Composer(s): Frank Loesser
Performer(s): Danny Kaye
and multiple other artists



This is the story of the King's new clothes 
Now there was once a king who was absolutely insane about new clothes 
and one day, two swindlers came to sell him what they said was a magic suit of clothes 
Now, they held up this particular garment and they said, "Your Majesty, this is a magic suit" 
Well, the truth of the matter is, there was no suit there at all 
But the swindlers were very smart, and they said 
"Your Majesty, to a wise man this is a beautiful raiment but to a fool it is absolutely invisible" 
Naturally, the King not wanting to appear a fool, said

"Isn't it grand! Isn't it fine! Look at the cut, the style, the line!
The suit of clothes is altogether, but altogether it's altogether
The most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever seen
These eyes of mine at once determined
The sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine
The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of green
Somebody send for the Queen"

Well they sent for the Queen and they quickly explained to her about the magic
suit of clothes. And naturally, the Queen not wanting to appear a fool, said

"Well, isn't it oh! Isn't it rich! Look at the charm of every stitch!
The suit of clothes is altogether, but altogether it's altogether
The most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever seen
These eyes of mine at once determined
The sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine
The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of green
Summon the court to convene"

Well the court convened, and you never saw in your life as many people as were at that court 
All the ambassadors, the dukes, the earls, the counts, it was just packed with people 
and they were all told about the magic suit of clothes
And after they were told they naturally didn't want to appear fools and they said

"Isn't it ohhh! Isn't it ahhh! Isn't it absolutely wheee!
The suit of clothes is altogether, but altogether, it's altogether
The most remarkable suit of clothes a tailor ever made
Now quickly, put it altogether
With gloves of leather and hat and feather
It's altogether the thing to wear in Saturday's parade
Leading the royal brigade"

Now Saturday came and the streets were just lined with thousands and thousands and thousands of people 
And they all were cheering as the artillery came by, the infantry marched by, the cavalry galloped by 
And everybody was cheering like mad, except one little boy 
You see, he hadn't heard about the magic suit and didn't know what he was supposed to see 
Well, as the King came by the little boy looked and, horrified, said

"Look at the King! Look at the the King! Look at the King, the King, the King!
The King is in the altogether, but altogether, the altogether
He's altogether as naked as the day that he was born
The King is in the altogether, but altogether, the altogether
It's altogether the very least the King has ever worn"

Summon the court physician! Call an intermission! His majesty is wide open to ridicule and scorn

The King is in the altogether, but all together, the altogether
He's altogether as naked as the day that he was born
And it's altogether too chilly a morn!

Chandernagor
Composer(s): Guy Béart
Performer(s): Guy Béart



Elle avait elle avait
Un Chandernagor de classe
Elle avait elle avait
Un Chandernagor râblé
Pour moi seul pour moi seul
Elle découvrait ses cachemires
Ses jardins ses beau quartiers
Enfin son Chandernagor
Pas question
Dans ces conditions
D'abandonner les Comptoirs de l'Inde

Elle avait elle avait
Deux Yanaon de cocagne
Elle avait elle avait
Deux Yanaon ronds et frais
Et moi seul et moi seul
M'aventurais dans sa brousse
Ses vallées ses vallons
Ses collines de Yanaon
Pas question
Dans ces conditions
D'abandonner les Comptoirs de l'Inde

Elle avait elle avait
Le Karikal difficile
Elle avait elle avait
Le Karikal mal luné
Mais la nuit j'atteignais
Son nirvana à heure fixe
Et cela en dépit
De son fichu Karikal
Pas question
Dans ces conditions
D'abandonner les Comptoirs de l'Inde

Elle avait elle avait
Un petit Mahé fragile
Elle avait elle avait
Un petit Mahé secret
Mais je dus à la mousson
Eteindre mes feux de Bengale
M'arracher m'arracher
Aux délices de Mahé
Pas question
Dans ces conditions
De faire long feu dans les Comptoirs de l'Inde

Elle avait elle avait
Le Pondichéry facile
Elle avait elle avait
Le Pondichéry accueillant
Aussitôt aussitôt
C'est à un nouveau touriste
Qu'elle fit voir son comptoir
Sa flore sa géographie
Pas question
Dans ces conditions
De revoir un jour les Comptoirs de l'Inde

Frim Fram Sauce
Composer(s): Joe Ricardel; Redd Evans
Performer(s): Nat King Cole



I don't want French fried potatoes
Red ripe tomatoes
I'm never satisfied
I want the frim-fram sauce with the ausen fay
With chafafah on the side

I don't want pork chops and bacon
That won't awaken
My appetite inside
I want the frim-fram sauce with the ausen fay
With chafafah on the side

Now a person's really got to eat
And a person should eat right
Five will get you ten
I'm gonna feed myself right tonight

I don't want fish cakes and rye bread
You heard what I said
Waiter, please serve mine fried
I want the frim-fram sauce with the ausen fay
With chafafah on the side

A person's really got to eat
And a person should eat right
Five will get you ten
I'm gonna feed myself right tonight

I don't want fish cakes and rye bread
You heard what I said
Waiter, please serve mine fried
I want the frim-fram sauce with the ausen fay
With chafafah on the side

(I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay
with cha fafa, cha fafa, cha fafa, on the side
P-leazzze!)

Nat's ending (no melody): 
Now if you don't have it, just bring me a check for the water