Say A Word
Composer(s): Alexander Kahr - Robert Pfluger
First performance by: Manuel Ortega - 2002



I can be the sunshine today, I'll be there to help you go on on your way
I can be the sweet moonlight, I'll be there to guide you through the night
I can keep you warm in the rain, I'll be there to make you so happy again
There's no broken heart I can't mend, it is really easy and you will understand
 
Say a word and I'll be there, say a word and I'll be there
Say a word and I'll be there, say a word and I will care
Say a word and I'll be there, say a word and I'll be there
Say a word and I'll be there, say a word and I will care
 
If you're feeling lost and alone, I'll be there to help you carry on
If you're feeling blue and you need a friend, I'll be there to give you a helping hand
If you feel like losin' your pride, I'll be there to give you a place where to hide
If you feel your life just goes wrong, I'll be there if you need someone to lean on
 
Say a word and I'll be there, say a word and I'll be there
Say a word and I'll be there, say a word and I will care
Say a word and I'll be there, say a word and I'll be there
Say a word and I'll be there, say a word and I will care
 
(Life will be better,) so open up your eyes now
(Life will be better,) we can stand together as one
(Life will be better,) together we will change the whole world
(Life will be better) Oh yeah yeah yeah...
 
(Say a word and I'll be there, say a word and I will care)
I will take care of you, of course I will be there
(Say a word and I'll be there, say a word and I will care)
Oh... listen what I say, I'll be there for you
 
(Say a word and I'll be there, say a word and I will care)
I'll be there, I will care, you'd better listen now
(Say a word and I'll be there, say a word and I will care)
If you need someone, yeah
 
Listen now 'cause I'll be there

Heimweh (aka Brennend Heißer Wüstensand)
Titles In Other Languages:
Minderne Er Skabt Af Dig; Heimwee;
Memories Are Made Of This; Les Souvenirs Sont Faits De Ça
Performer(s): Freddy Quinn
(Originally performed by: Mindy Carson)



So schön, schön war die Zeit oh; so schön, schön war die Zeit
Brennend heißer Wüstensand
Fern, so fern das Heimatland
Kein Gruß, kein Herz, kein Kuß, kein Scherz
Alles liegt so weit, so weit 
Schön so ...

Refrain:
Dort, wo die Blumen blüh’n, dort, wo die Täler grün
dort war ich einmal zu Hause
Wo ich die Liebste fand, da liegt mein Heimatland
Wie lang bin ich noch allein?

Viele Jahre, schwere Fron
Harte Arbeit, karger Lohn
Tagaus, tagein kein Glück, kein Heim 
Alles liegt so weit, so weit

Hört mich an, ihr goldnen Sterne, grüßt die Lieben in der Ferne
Mit Freud' und Leid verrinnt die Zeit 
Alles liegt so weit, so weit

Have You Heard?
Composer(s): Lew Douglas; Frank LaVere; Roy Rodde
Performer(s): Joni James;
and various other artists



Have you heard who's kissing him now
Do you think he's blue
Did he say we're through
Has he found someone new

Have you seen the way he looks now
Does he act the same when he hears my name
Does he say who's to blame
My arms are empty
My nights are long and lonely
I miss him so
Each new tomorrow can only bring me sorrow
I love him so

Have you heard of their wedding day
Rumors come and go
Still I'd like to know
If it's true won't you tell me
Have you heard

Have you heard of their wedding day
Rumors come and go
Still I'd like to know
If it's true won't you tell me
Have you heard

Speed Demon
Composer(s): Michael Jackson
Performer(s): Michael Jackson



I'm Headed For The Border
It's On My Mind
And Nothin' Really Matters
I've Got To Be On Time
Look In The View Mirror
Is He Hot On My Tracks
Is He Getting Nearer
I Feel Some Heat Is On
My Back

(Speed Demon)
Speedin' On The Freeway
Gotta Get A Leadway
(Speed Demon)
Doin' It On The Highway
Gotta Have It My Way
(Speed Demon)
Mind Is Like A Compass
I'm Stoppin' At Nothin'
(Speed Demon)
(He Say) Pull Over Boy And
Get Your Ticket Right . . .

And Nothin' Gonna Stop Me
Ain't No Stop And Go
I'm Speedin' On The Midway
I Gotta Really Burn This Road

(Speed Demon)
Speedin' On The Freeway
Gotta Get The Leadway
(Speed Demon)
Doin' It On The Highway
Gotta Have It My Way
(Speed Demon)
Mind Is Like A Compass
I'm Stoppin' At Nothin'
(Speed Demon)
(He Say) Pull Over Boy And
Get Your Ticket Right . . .

Speed Demon, You're The
Very Same One
Who Said The Future's In
Your Hands
The Life You Save Could Be
Your Own
You're Preachin' 'Bout My
Life Like You're The Law
Gonna Live Each Day And
Hour Like
For Me There's No Tomorrow

Go! Go! Go! Aaow!

(Speed Demon)
Speedin' On The Freeway
Gotta Get A Leadway
(Speed Demon)
Got Fire In My Pocket
I Just Lit A Rocket
(Speed Demon)
Just Pull Over Boy
And Get Your Ticket Right
(Speed Demon)
Pull Over Boy And
Get Your Ticket Right
(Speed Demon)
Just, Pull Over Boy
And Eat Your Ticket
Pull Over Boy
Pull Over Boy
And Get Your Ticket Right
Ugh!
Aaow!
Uhh!
Hoo!
Get Your Ticket Right
Pull Over Boy-Get
Your Ticket Right
Pull Over Boy And
Get Your Ticket Right
Pull Over Boy
Pull Over Boy And
Get Your Ticket
Eat Your Ticket
Get Your Ticket
Eat Yo', Get Yo', Hoo! Aaow!
Get Your Ticket Right

Heidi Is A Headcase
Composer(s): Joey Ramone; Daniel Rey
Performer(s): The Ramones



Headcase baby 
She's a cool kind of crazy
Wild and she's willing 
Into early Dylan

She drives me crazy, oh yeah, ooh ooh yea

When I look into her big brown eyes 
I'm so glad to know she's mine
My little headcase, yeah 
Ooh, ooh, yeah, my little headcase, yeah
Ooh, ooh, yeah

Heidi is a headcase, a rebel and a rouser 
Cranks up her Rickenbacker
Blasts away for hours 
What's she doin' now on the escalator
Snorting up some speed on the picture of or Stiv Bators

What 'cha doin'?

When I look into her big brown eyes 
I'm so glad to know she's mine
My little headcase, yeah Ooh, ooh, yeah, my little headcase, yeah
Ooh, ooh, yeah

Ooh, baby baby, whatever you do now 
Don't ever go away

Ooh, baby baby, whatever you do now 
Don't you ever go astray
Don't you ever go away - ooh, ooh, yea
Don't you ever go away - ooh, ooh, yea

Heidi is a headcase 
Heidi is a headcase
Heidi is a headcase 
Heidi is a headcase

Have You Got Problems?
Composer(s): Paul McCartney; Michael McGear
Performer(s): Mike McGear



You wake up, you sip hot tea
Mindless music, radio free
You see blue skies and think of sea
How are you doing?
Then later on, switch on TV
They give me the news
They give half truths to me
They give us whys, they feed us lies
How are we doing? (yeah, yeah, yeah)
To educate, they fabricate
And we sit back till it's too late

Have you got problems?
What are your problems?
Bring all your problems straight to me
Trust in me now
'Cause I'm your leader
Don't hesitate now, I'll put you straight

Think of all the promises made to you
Think of the lies that we're going thru'
I am the light in your darkest hour
Thru' any crisis, I will be your power

Don't believe, don't believe, don't believe
All you're told, all you read, all you're taught
All you see, don't believe, don't believe
All you're told, all you read, all you're taught
All you see, don't believe

Do what you want, do what you do
What do you want, do what you like
Do what you want, do what you do
What do you want, do what you like

Come Back
Composer(s): Martyn Baylay
First performance by: Jessica Garlick - 2002



We both made the same mistakes
And believe me, I know it
I've come to depend on you
In my eyes, can you see
That someone's still hurting me?
What can I say
That will make up for letting you down?
I just want you to know
 
So come back (Come back)
If you love me
How will I survive without you
(Without you)
 
Baby, come back (Come back)
If you need me
Maybe I was wrong
And I tried to pretend, but
Always in my heart
I know that I want you
Come back...
 
Tomorrow's another day, still I
Can't believe that I told you
And that was my big mistake
Every hour, every day
What can I do to make it through?
Oh, the days seem so long
I miss you so bad
And it's breaking my heart
 
So come back (Come back)
If you love me
(How will I survive)
How will I survive without you?
(Without you?)
Baby, come back (Come back)
If you need me
(How will I survive)
How will I survive without you?
(Without you, without you?)
Baby, come back (Come back)
If you need me
 
Maybe I was wrong
And I tried to pretend, but
Always in my heart
I know that I want you
Come back (Come back)
Before you break my heart
 
Oh, come back...

Hegel
Composer(s): Lucio Battisti; Pasquale Panella
Performer(s): Lucio Battisti



Ricordo il suo bel nome del Tubinga
ed io avrei masticato
la sua tuta da ginnastica
Il nome se lo prese in prestito dai libri
e fu come copiare di nascosto
fu come soffiare sul fuoco
Cataste scolastiche perché
quando tutto è perduto non resta che la cenere l'amore
e lei nel suo bel nome era una iena
chi di noi il governato e chi il governatore
Son fatti che attengono alla storia
chi fosse la provincia e chi l'impero
non è il punto
il punto era l'incendio
erano gli esercizi obbligatori estetici
le occhiate di traverso e tu guardavi indietro
c'eravamo capiti, capiti all'inverso
ci diventammo leciti per questo
D'altronde d'altro canto
a volte essere nemici facilita piacersi è così inutile
un bacio dai bei modi grossolani
sfuggì come uno schiaffo senza mani
talmente presi ci si rese conto
d'essere un'allegoria soltanto quando
ci capitò di dire indicando il soffitto col naso
di dire "noi due" e ci marmorizzammo
La corda tesa non l'arco
e la tempesta la schiuma
il cuore amò se stesso
ma noi non divagammo
l'animo umano è nulla se non è
una pietra da scalfire ricavando
i capelli e il suo bel piede
era la collisione
il primo scontro epico
perché non scritto ma cavalcato a pelo
ed ognuno esigeva
la terra dell'altro
le mani la terra la carne il terreno

Have You Got Any Castles, Baby?
Composer(s): Johnny Mercer; Richard A. Whiting
Performer(s): Dick Powell;
and various other artists



Have you got any castles
That you want me to build baby
Have you got any dragons 
That you want to have killed, baby?

I'll get into my seven league boots
I'll get into my bulletproof suit
I'll get out my revolver that shoots
And rat-a-tat-tat-tat, down they'll go 

Have you got any mortgages 
You want to have paid, baby?
Have you got any villains 
That you want to have laid to rest?

After all my adventures are through 
And I bring home a dragon or two
You can tell all the papers
That I did it because I love you

Special Lady
Composer(s): Harry Ray - Al Goodman - Walter Morris
First release by: Ray, Goodman & Brown - 1979



You must be a special lady
(Billy, you sing the first verse)
(Come on, Herb, sing, sing it, man)
And a very exciting girl
(Al, bring that bass out, man)
(Hey man, I'll bring it out a little bit more)
You gotta be a special lady
(Let's get down once more, come on)
`Cause you got me sittin' on top of the world
Sittin' on top of the world

Somehow I knew it would be you
To change my gray skies to blue
It was strange when you called my name
Ever since that day I haven't been the same, ooh

Before I met you, my sun didn't want to shine
Then all the warmth suddenly slipped up from behind
Pop (Pop) went the reason in my mind

You must be a special lady
And a very exciting girl (Ooh, so exciting)
You gotta be a special lady (What a lady)
`Cause you got me sittin' on top of the world
Sittin' on top of the world

I was like a song so out of key
Then you came and gave my soul a melody
For instance, you're pullin' me through
I always lost but now I win with you.

Before I met you, my sun didn't want to shine
Then all the warmth suddenly slipped up from behind
Pop [Pop] went the reason in my mind

You must be a special lady (I got a lady)
And a very exciting girl (So exciting, woo)
You gotta be a special lady (What a lady)
`Cause you got me sittin' on top of the world (Oh...)
Sittin' on top of the world.

Woo, what lady Oh Ooh...
Sittin' on top of the world
Sittin' on top of the world

Before I met you, my sun didn't want to shine
Then all the warmth suddenly slipped up from behind
Pop [Pop] went the reason in my mind.

You must be a special lady
And a very exciting girl (So exciting, ooh)
You gotta be a special lady
`Cause you got me sittin' on top of the world (Ooh...)
Sittin' on top of the world

You must be a special lady
And a very exciting girl (Ooh, what a lady)
You gotta be a special lady (Gettin' down, Billy Brown)
(Alright, Harry Ray)
`Cause you got me sittin' on top of the world
Sittin' on top of the world

You must be a special lady (Ooh, ooh)
And a very exciting girl (Oh, girl, oh, girl)
You gotta be a special lady
`Cause you got me sittin' on top of the world

Heeby Jeebies
Composer(s): Michael James Jackson; John Marascalco
Performer(s): Little Richard;
and various other artists



Bad luck baby put the jinx on me
I got the heeby jeebies and I can't get well
I got the heeby jeebies and it's you I gotta tell
If I can't find my baby, then you know darn well
I'm gonna ring your door till I break your bell

You gotta jump back, jump back, heeby jeebies
Gotta get back, get back, heeby jeebies
Gotta jump back, jump back, heeby jeebies
Gotta get back, get back, heeby jeebies
Gotta jump back, jump back, heeby jeebies
Got my bad luck baby put the jinx on me

I got the heeby jeebies 'cause I love you so
I got the heeby jeebies why do you have to go
If you don't want me, darling, just let me know
Then I won't be a fool over you know more
You gotta jump back,...

I got the heeby jeebies and I feel so sad
I got heeby jeebies why you make me mad
If you open the door and let me in
Then I won't say you put the jinx on me again
You gotta jump back ...

Have You Fallen Out Of Love
Composer(s): Richard Sarstedt
Performer(s): Eden Kane



I can feel you pushing me away
Like a lost ship driftin' on the bay
When you touch me, it's just not the same
When you hold me, I feel like a stranger again

Have you fallen out of love with me
Tell the truth now, Babe
Is there someone else who's waiting, waiting for you
Does he say the things you want-a hear
Does he do the things I never did for you
Have you fallen out of love with me for somebody new

Now we're only going through the motions
You've been sailing on another ocean
Ain't no reason to go on pretending
You can tell me, we can still be good friends

Have you fallen out of love with me
Oh, tell the truth now, Babe
Is there someone else who's waiting, waiting for you
Does he say the things you want-a hear
Does he do the things I never did for you
Have you fallen out of love with me for somebody new

Oh Darling, I can see a change in you
You know we just don't seem to communicate
The way we used to do
And I know you tell me you still want me around
But Honey, I know he's waitin' for ya
Somewhere on the other side of town

Have you fallen out of love with me
Oh, tell the truth now, Babe
Is there someone else who's waiting, waiting for you
Does he say the things you want-a hear
Does he do the things I never did for you
Have you fallen out of love with me for somebody new
Have you fallen out of love with me for somebody new

Gimme
Composer(s): Giorgos Theophanous
First performance by: One - 2002



Say yeah, gimme your lovin'
(Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme)
(Gimme, gimme, gimme your lovin')
 
Thought that it would be so easy
Thought that I could be alone
But when I'm close to you, I lose my mind
I lose control
(Gimme your lovin')
 
I want you so, I won't let go
Please give me now a sign to move on
Oh...
 
Gimme, gimme, gimme your lovin'
Far away from you seems like dyin'
Don't you leave me standing in the dark
Oh... gimme, gimme, gimme your lovin'
Gimme, gimme a chance to make you my girl
Let me be the one to win your heart
Gimme your lovin'
 
Thought that everything would be okay
I could live just on my own
(Gimme your lovin')
 
But I want you so, I won't let go
Please give me now a sign to move on
Oh...
 
Gimme, gimme, gimme your lovin'
Far away from you seems like dyin'
Don't you leave me standing in the dark
Oh... gimme, gimme, gimme your lovin'
Gimme, gimme a chance to make you my girl
Let me be the one to win your heart
Gimme your lovin'
 
(Gimme, gimme), gimme, gimme
Gimme, gimme, (gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme)
Gimme you lovin'
 
(Nananana... nanananana...) Na...
(Nananana... nanananana...)
Nananana... nanananana...
 
(Oh...) Gimme, gimme, gimme your lovin'
Far away from you seems like dyin'
(Don't you leave me standing in the dark)
Don't you leave me standing in the dark
 
(Oh... gimme, gimme, gimme your lovin') Gimme your lovin'
(Gimme, gimme a chance to make you my girl) My girl
Let me be the one to win your heart
Gimme your lovin'
 
Gimme, gimme

Heebie Jeebies
Composer(s): Boyd Atkins; The Boswell Sisters
Performer(s): The Boswell Sisters;
and various other artists



I got the heebies, I got the heebie jeebies
And I'm talking about
Got the heebie jebbie blues
We fall in love

Come on now just a little bit joy say
Baby, don't you know?
Come on show it and we don't feel blue

Say come on down and do that dance
Called the heebie, the heebie jeebie dance
Called the heebie jeebie dance

I've been having 'em, having 'em all day long
I've got the heebies but I can't go wrong
'Cos when I got them, I just roll along
Now listen, everybody, while I sing my song

I'm talking 'bout the dance
That makes you shake your shoes
The dance that gives you folks

The heebie jeebie blues
Oh, it's called the heebie jeebie dance
Called the heebie jeebie dance

Oh, I got the heebies, I got the heebie jeebies
And I'm talking about
Got the heebie jebbie blues
We fall in love

Come on now just a little bit joy say
Baby, don't ya know? Come on show it
And we don't feel blue

Say come on down and do that dance
Called the heebie, the heebie jeebie dance
Called the heebie jeebie dance

Baby, don't ya know? Come on, show it
And we don't feel blue

Say come on down and do that dance
Called the heebie jeebie dance, young man
Called the heebie jeebie dance

I got the heebies, I got the heebie jeebies
And I'm talking about
Got the heebie jebbie blues
We fall in love

Come on now just a little bit joy say
Baby don't ya know? Come on show it
And we don't feel blue

Say come on down and do that dance
Called the heebie, the heebie jeebie dance
Called the heebie jeebie dance

I got the heebie jeebies
What ya doing with the heebies?
Man, I got those heebies
Got those heebies, the heebie, jeebie blues

Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
Composer(s): John Fogerty
Performer(s): John Fogerty



Someone told me long ago
There's a calm before the Storm
I know, it's been comin' for sometime
When it's over so they say
It'll rain a Sunny Day
I Know, Shin' down like water

Chorus:
I wanna Know, Have You Ever Seen The Rain
I Wanna Know, Have You ever Seen The Rain
Comin' Down, on a Sunny Day

Yesterday and Days before
Sun Is Cold, The Rain is Hard
I Know, Been That way for all my time
Til forever on it goes
Through the Circle, Fast and Slow
I Know, It can't Stop I wonder

Chorus

Speaking Confidentially  
Composer(s): Dorothy Fields - Jimmy McHugh
Performer(s): Alice Faye; Frances Langford



Speaking confidentially
Have I ever told you you’re terrific?
Great as the Pacific and I care for you
Speaking confidentially
When you’re near I’m higher than a hat is
And the welcome on my mat is
Always there for you
Baby this is not the Flashman hour
This is not a song the world should hear
Why invite a hundred million more ears
It’s just for your ears, my dear
Speaking confidentially
I can never tell you what you mean to me
You’re everything from A to Zee
And that is true, so I mean to say essentially 
That, speaking confidentially, I’m terribly in love with you

What a gay affair our love would be 
If we could share a little privacy
But privacy is one thing we miss
When I chance to meet you socially
Or call around and see your family
If I have a moment, I just mumble this

Speaking confidentially
Have I ever told you you’re terrific?
Great as the Pacific and I care for you
Speaking confidentially
When you’re near I’m higher than a hat is
And the welcome on my mat is
Always there for you
Baby this is not the Flashman hour
This is not a song the world should hear
Why invite a hundred million more ears
It’s just for your ears, my dear
Speaking confidentially
I can never tell you what you mean to me
You’re everything from A to Zee
And that is true, so I mean to say essentially 
That, speaking confidentially, I’m terribly in love with you

Hechos De Gente
Composer(s): Pedro Guerra
Performer(s): Pedro Guerra



Silvia tiene, quince, quince y una minifalda corta
Silvia corta el aire y mira Silvia no se corta
Ha bebido tanto que ya casi no recuerda
Silvia corta el aire y mira y todo son sus puertas

Pedro tiene veinte, veinte y no sabe casi nada
todo el dia juega y juega preso en la pantalla
Ha jugado tanto, tanto que ya casi no recuerda
ha perdido el aire lento que hay entre unas piernas

Todos hechos de gente, pero tan diferentes, pero tan diferentes
todos hechos de gente, pero tan diferentes, pero tan diferentes

Rita piensa en tantas cosas que le queda corto el dia
Rita piensa en tanta gente y como son sus vidas
Dice que invirtio los años en las causas mas perdidas
ella piensa que no es cierto y piensa una salida

Todos hechos …

Y como el agua es del rio y como Dios es rezar
ellos son de gente como el verbo es de hablar

Marcos vive en una isla y no quiere saber nada
desconecta y vive solo y esa es su coartada
El amigo de los peces, hombre de pocas palabras
Es de el aire como el viento y duerme en una rama

Have You Ever Needed Someone So Bad
Composer(s): Phil Collen; Joe Elliott; Robert John "Mutt" Lange
Performer(s): Def Leppard



Here I am, I'm in the wrong bed again
It's a game I just can't win
There you are breathin' soft on my skin, yeah
Still you won't let me in
So come on

Why save your kisses for a rainy day
Baby let the moment take your heart away

Have you ever needed someone so bad, yeah
Have you ever wanted someone you just couldn't have
Did you ever try so hard that your world just fell apart
Have you ever needed someone so bad
And you're the girl I gotta have
I gotta have you baby, yeah

There you go, midnight promises again, yeah
But they're broken by the dawn
You wanna go further, faster everyday, baby
But in the morning you'll be gone
And I'm alone

Why save your kisses for a rainy day
Baby let the moment take your heart away

Have you ever needed someone so bad, yeah
Have you ever wanted someone you just couldn't have
Did you ever try so hard that your world just fell apart
Have you ever needed someone so bad

Every dream I dream is like
Some kinda rash 'n' reckless scene
To give out such crazy love
You must be some kinda drug
And if my time don't ever come
For me you're still the one
Damned if I don't, damned if I do
I gotta get a fix on you

Have you ever needed someone so bad, yeah
Have you ever wanted someone you just couldn't have
Did you ever try so hard that your world just fell apart
Have you ever needed someone so bad, so bad
Have you ever wanted someone, have you ever wanted someone, yeah
Did you ever try so hard that your wourld just fell apart
Have you ever needed someone so bad
And you're the girl I gotta have
I gotta have you baby, yeah

It's a game I just can't win, oh

Have you ever needed someone so bad, yeah
Have you ever wanted someone
Have you ever wanted someone, you just couldn't have
Did you ever tried so hard, yeah

Never Ever Let You Go
Composer(s): Søren Poppe - Thomas Brekling - Stefan Teilmann - Laub Nielse
First performance by: Rollo & King - 2001



Oh... oh... mmm...
I'll never ever let you go
Mmm... mmm... mmm...
 
Each morning I wake up alone, for too long I've been on my own
You seem to fill my heart and mind, the greatest love that I could find
Love that I could find
 
I'll never ever let you go though you hurt my feelings
You bring back memories all the time
I'll never ever be the same since you left me lonely
So please come back to me again
 
These last days I've been down and blue, I wonder if you miss me too
I think about you all the time and keep on waitin' for a sign
Waitin' for a sign
 
I'll never ever let you go though you hurt my feelings
You bring back memories all the time
I'll never ever be the same since you left me lonely
So please come back to me again
 
I cry out your name, I'm sick and tired of this game
Oo... baby, kiss me, I think this love was meant to be
Oh yeah... oh... love was meant to be, yeah
 
I'll never ever let you go though you hurt my feelings
You bring back memories all the time
I'll never ever be the same since you left me lonely
So please come back to me again
 
Mmm... oh...
I'll never ever let you go
Mmm... oh... yeah
 
I'll never ever let you go though you hurt my feelings
You bring back memories all the time
I'll never ever be the same since you left me lonely
So please come back to me again
 
I'll never ever let you go

Hécatombe
Composer(s): Georges Brassens
Performer(s): Georges Brassens;
and various other artists



Au marché de Briv'-la-Gaillarde
A propos de bottes d'oignons
Quelques douzaines de gaillardes
Se crêpaient un jour le chignon
A pied, à cheval, en voiture
Les gendarmes mal inspirés
Vinrent pour tenter l'aventure
D'interrompre l'échauffourée

Or, sous tous les cieux sans vergogne
C'est un usag' bien établi
Dès qu'il s'agit d'rosser les cognes
Tout le monde se réconcilie
Ces furies perdant tout' mesure
Se ruèrent sur les guignols
Et donnèrent je vous l'assure
Un spectacle assez croquignol

En voyant ces braves pandores
Etre à deux doigts de succomber
Moi, j'bichais car je les adore
Sous la forme de macchabées
De la mansarde où je réside
J'exitais les farouches bras
Des mégères gendarmicides
En criant: "Hip, hip, hip, hourra!"

Frénétiqu' l'un' d'elles attache
Le vieux maréchal des logis
Et lui fait crier: "Mort aux vaches
Mort aux lois, vive l'anarchie!"
Une autre fourre avec rudesse
Le crâne d'un de ses lourdauds
Entre ses gigantesques fesses
Qu'elle serre comme un étau

La plus grasse de ses femelles
Ouvrant son corsage dilaté
Matraque à grand coup de mamelles
Ceux qui passent à sa portée
Ils tombent, tombent, tombent, tombent
Et s'lon les avis compétents
Il paraît que cette hécatombe
Fut la plus bell' de tous les temps

Jugeant enfin que leurs victimes
Avaient eu leur content de gnons
Ces furies comme outrage ultime
En retournant à leurs oignons
Ces furies à peine si j'ose
Le dire tellement c'est bas
Leur auraient mêm' coupé les choses
Par bonheur ils n'en avait pas
Leur auraient mêm' coupé les choses
Par bonheur ils n'en avait pas