A Golden Handshake For Every Daughter
Composer(s): Gary Daly - Eddie Lundon
Performer(s): China Crisis



We sat by the river
Talking for hours
I cried myself to sleep
Push me gently
Ever so gently
The water's far too deep

Some say, some say tomorrow
Hide behind, hide behind your sorrow

A golden handshake for every daughter
And a piece of the wedding cake
Run from your houses
And your summer lovers
Love is all you can take 

You're My Best Friend
Composer(s): John Deacon
Performer(s): Queen;
and various other artists



Ooh you make me live
Whatever this world can give to me
It's you you're all I see
Ooo you make me live now honey
Ooo you make me live

Ooh you're the best friend that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine and I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
Oh you're my best friend

Ooo you make me live

Ooh I've been wandering round
But I still come back to you
In rain or shine
You've stood by me girl
I'm happy at home
You're my best friend

Ooo you make me live
Whenever this world is cruel to me
I got you to help me forgive
Ooo you make me live now honey
Ooo you make me live

You're the first one
When things turn out bad
You know I'll never be lonely
You're my only one
And I love the things
I really love the things that you do
You're my best friend

Ooo you make me live

I'm happy at home
You're my best friend
Oh you're my best friend
Ooo you make me live
You you're my best friend

A Glass Of Champagne ((aka Jumping All Over The World (by Scooter) - 2007))
Composer(s): Georg Kajanus
First release by: Sailor - 1975
Covered by multiple other artists



I've got the money, I've got the place
You've got the figure, you've got the face
Let's get together, the two of us over a glass of champagne

I've got the music, I've got the lights
You've got the figure full of delights
Let's get together, the two of us over a glass of champagne

Now, I've been waiting much too long
For this moment to come along
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!
(A little glass of champagne)

I've been thinking night and day (night and day)
For this moment to be this way
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!

I've got position, I've got the name
You've got the power to drive me insane
Let's get together, the two of us over a glass of champagne

I've been waiting much too long (much too long)
For this moment to come along
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!
(A little glass of champagne)

Let's get together, the two of us over a glass of champagne 
Let's get together, the two of us over a glass of champagne
Let's get together, the two of us over a glass of champagne 
Let's get together, the two of us over a glass of champagne

You're More Than Fair
Composer(s): Ian Dury; Russell Hardy
Performer(s): Ian Dury;
Kilburn & The High Roads



You're more than fair, you've got a gorgeous bum
Why don't you come to my house and meet my mum

I like your titties, they're nice and small
Let me have a squeeze in my front hall

Satin drawers I want to run a hand in
I want to snap them off you as we reach the landing

A tender moment, don't let nothing spoil it
I shall caress your clitoris as we reach the toilet

You're more than fair, you're warm and soft
Remove the trousers as we reach the loft

To taste the pudding, you've got to try the proof
You can try the pudding on the roof
The roof's the only place I know

Jumping All Over The World
((Adapted from: A Glass Of Champagne (by Sailor) - 1975))
Composer(s): Georg Kajanus - Michael Joey Simon - H.P. Baxxter - Rick J. Jordan - Jens Thele
Performer(s): Scooter - 2007



We are paging Mr. Baxxter, Mr. Jordan and Mr. Simon to boarding to gate 38 immediately!

Uncore hardcore
Rock you down to the floor
Posse saw ya on the border
Jungle jumper under order
Uncore hardcore
Rock you down to the floor
Posse saw ya on the border
Jungle jumper under order
Every minute, every hour
Get the power, take the shower
Let's start Screaming Lord
Wicked and tough

Uncore hardcore
Rock you down to the floor
Posse saw ya on the border
Jungle jumper under order
Every minute, every hour
Get the power, take the shower
Brand stuff Screaming Lord
Wicked and tough

Right now, say Lord have mercy

I've got the money, I've got the place
You've got the figure, you've got the face
Let's get together, we're jumping all over all over the world

Sing it!
Jumping all over the world

I've got the music, I've got the lights
You've got the figure, full of delights
Let's get together, we're jumping all over all over the world

Let me hear ya!
Jumping all over the world

I've got position I've got the name
You've got the power, to drive me insane
Let's get together, we're jumping all over all over the world

Everybody!
Jumping all over the world

I've got the money, I've got the place
You've got the figure, you've got the face
Let's get together, we're jumping all over all over the world

All together now

Uncore hardcore
Rock you down to the floor
Like a train on twisted track
See you down on one night dance
Jungle jumper under order
Champagne up right in the corner
Coming rough Horseman
Wicked and tough
Uncore hardcore
Rock you down to the floor
Like a train on twisted track
See you down on one night dance
Jungle jumper under order
Champagne up right in the corner
Coming rough Horseman
Wicked and tough
From England and Ireland to Scotland
Jumping all over the world
And India
Russia, Australia
Jumping all over the world
From the USA to Africa and Iceland
Jumping all over the world
All over Europe
And back to Germany
Once again

I've got the money, I've got the place
You've got the figure, you've got the face
Let's get together, we're jumping all over all over the world

Together!
Jumping all over the world

I've got position I've got the name
You've got the power, to drive me insane
Let's get together, we're jumping all over all over the world

Everybody now!
Here we come

Uncore hardcore
Rock you down to the floor
Jumping all over the world
Uncore hardcore
Rock you down to the floor
Jumping all over the world

And now all the ladies to the VIP

You're More Than A Number In My Little Red Book
Composer(s): Roger Greenaway; Tony Macaulay
Performer(s): The Drifters;
The Embers; Fantastic Shakers



oooooooooo yeah yeah
You're more than a number in my little red book
you're more than a one night date
All it had to take me was just one look
My heart began a thumpin'
Babe you had it jumpin'
'Cause you're more than a number in my little red book
You're more than a one night stand
In case you get to thinkin' that you'd been took
You're more than a number
Written in my little red book

Oh baby give us a chance
Don't let the small town rumours
end our first real romance
Now I admit I've loved a few
But there was never one like you
So Darlin, dont believe the things that they say

Chorus

You're more than a number in my little red book
You're more than a one night date
All it had to take me was just one look
My heart began a thumpin'
Babe you had it jumpin
'Cause you're more than a number in my little red book
You're more than a one night stand
In case you get to thinkin' that you'd been took
You're more than a number
Written in my little red book

Oh baby
You gave me a sign
I threw away the numbers
of those old flames of mine
And now they're tryin' to put you whilst
Knock me down in my girls eyes
Oh Darlin, Dont believe the words that they say

Chorus

You're more than a number in my little red book
You're more than a one night date
All it had to take me was just one look
My heart began a thumpin'
Babe you had it jumpin
'Cause you're more than a number in my little red book
You're more than a one night stand
In case you get to thinkin' that you'd been took
You're more than a number
Written in my little red book

Chorus to fade

Whoooo ooooo

You're more than a number in my little red book
You're more than a one night date
All it had to take me was just one look
My heart began a thumpin'
Babe you had it jumpin
'Cause you're more than a number in my little red book
You're more than a one night stand
In case you get to thinkin' that you'd been took
You're more than a number
Written in my little red book

A Girlie Was Just Made To Love
Composer(s): Joe Goodwin - George W. Meyer



There's reason for all this worlds goodness 
There's reason for everything bad
There's reason for us to know gladness
And reason sometime to feel sad
The love that we bear has a meaning
That loved ones can understand best
Evry thing in this life, ervy care, every strife
Was meant to be put to the test

To every heart bowed down with sadness
To every heart pining each day
Some times there will come bits of gladness
To drive thoughts of sorrow away
The sweetness that comes unexpected 
Tastes sweeter than ever before 
And the troubles we bear, fade away into air
And make life worth living the more

A child was just made to grow older 
Troubles were made to be missed
Arms were just made for caressing
And lips were just made to be kissed
A heart was just made to grow tender 
A rain drop to fall from above
A boy was just made for a girlie
And a girlie was just made to love

You're Lost Little Girl
Composer(s): John Densmore;
Robbie Krieger; Ray Manzarek; Jim Morrison
Performer(s): The Doors;
and various other artists



You're lost little girl
You're lost little girl
You're lost
Tell me who
Are you?

I think that you know what to do
Impossible? Yes, but it's true
I think that you know what to do, yeah
I'm sure that you know what to do

You're lost little girl
You're lost little girl
You're lost
Tell me who
Are you?

I think that you know what to do
Impossible? Yes, but it's true
I think that you know what to do, girl
I'm sure that you know what to do

You're lost little girl
You're lost little girl
You're lost

A Girl Who'll Satisfy Her Man
Composer(s): Jerry Crutchfield
Performer(s): Barbara Fairchild; Dee Dee Warwick



I know your heart is aching, mine is too
I know exactly what you're goin' through
So helplessly I've had to just stand by
And watch her hurt you so much I could die

So maybe now I'll have the chance to try
To kiss away your tears and help them dry
Please accept my love and take the hand
Of a girl who'll always satisfy her man

Inside my arms it's nice and warm always for you
And I know I'll make you understand
There'll be no doubt, you'll never be without a love so true
From a girl who'll always satisfy her man

So come to me, I'll hold you tenderly
You'll be in the hands
Of a girl who'll always satisfy her man

You're Looking At Me
Composer(s): Bobby Troup
Performer(s): Nat King Cole;
and various other artists



Who had the girls turning hand-springs
Crazy to love him, claimed he
Who could so misunderstand things
You're lookin' at me

Who was so sure of his conquest
Sure as a human could be
Who wound up losing the contest
You're lookin' at me, you're looking at me

Where is that boy 
Who was certain his charms couldn't fail
Where is that boy
Who believed every word of this ridiculous tail

Who was so childishly flattered
Thought he'd swept her off her feet
Who woke to find his dream shattered
Might I repea-eat, might I repeat 
For-or you needn't strain your eyes
To see what I want you to see
That's right, you're looking at me

Where is that boy 
Who was certain his charms couldn't fail
Where is that boy
Who believed every word of this ridiculous tail

Who was so childishly flattered
Thought he'd swept her off her feet
Who woke to find his dream shattered
Might I repeat, might I repeat 
For-or you needn't strain your eyes
To see what I want you to see
That's right, you're looking at me-ee...

A Girl Named Sandoz
Composer(s): Eric Burdon - John Weider
First release by: Eric Burdon & The Animals - 1967



Well I met a girl called Sandoz
And she taught me many, many things
Good things, very good things, sweet things

I met her one sunny morning
It was hot but the snow lay on the ground
Strange things, very strange things, my mind has wings

Sandoz, Sandoz who taught me love
Sandoz, Sandoz heavens above
They could all learn something from your mind
Yeah baby

She is very old
You may think she's young
One kiss from her
And you know your time has come

Good times, for all time, Sandoz
Sandoz
Sandoz

You're Laughing At Me
Composer(s): Irving Berlin
Performer(s): Fats Waller;
and various other artists



I love you, which is easy to see
But I have to keep guessing how you feel about me
You listen to the words that I speak
But I feel that you listen with your tongue in your cheek

You're laughing at me
I can't get sentimental
For you're laughing at me, I know

I want to be romantic
But I haven't a chance
You've got a sense of humour
And humour is death to romance

You're laughing at me
Why do you think it's funny
When I say that I love you so

You've got me worried
And I'm all at sea
For while I'm crying for you
You're laughing at me

A Girl Named Mary And A Boy Named Bill
Composer(s): Mack David - Jerry Livingston
Performer(s): Dean Martin; Polly Bergen



The world looks rosy op on sweetheart hill 
For a girl named Mary and a boy named Bill

Com'on get cozy says the whooperwill
To a girl named Mary and a boy named Bill

Where there's a sky that's full of moonlight
And a Mary full of charm
There ought to be a William
Snuggled in her arms

So if I kiss you and I think I will
Believe me it's the only thing to do
For you're my Mary and I'm your Bill
And it's wonderful to be in love with you

For you're my Mary and I'm your Bill
And it's wonderful to be in love with you

You're Kind
Composer(s): Paul Simon
Performer(s): Paul Simon; Silje Nergaard



You're kind
You're so kind
You rescued me when I was blind
And you put me on your pillow
When I was on the wall
You're kind, so kind, so kind

And you're good
You're so good
You introduced me to your neighborhood
Seems like I ain't never had
so many friends before
That's because you're good
You're so good
Why you don't treat me like
the other humans do
Is just a mystery to me
It gets me agitated when I think that
You're gonna love me now indefinitely

So goodbye, goodbye
I'm gonna leave you now
And here's the reason why

I like to sleep with the window open
And you keep the window closed
So goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
doot doot doot doot doot
oh, oh, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

A Girl Like You
Composer(s): Felix Cavaliere - Eddie Brigati
First release by: The Young Rascals - 1967



I don't know what it's all about
But I feel I'll soon find out
I'm sure, never felt this secure
It's nothin' like I ever thought it would be
Someone opened up a door for me
A girl like (I'm in love with)
Girl like you (I'm in love with you)
Must be you that caused this feelin' in me (Must be you)
You that fills me confidently (Must be you)
You that brings out the best in me
You....Uhhhhhh......Nobody but you

I don't know what it's all about
I can't begin to figure out what to do so I leave it to you
Only know that when you're away from me
Nothin' satisfies the need in me
For a girl like (I'm in love with)
A girl like you (I'm in love with)
Must be you that caused this feelin' in me (Must be you)
You that fills me confidently (Must be you)
You that brings out the best in me
You.... Nobody, nobody, Oh, Yeah!

Every time I'm holdin' you close to me
Trouble's gone, it's gone, I'm in ecstasy
With a girl (I'm in love with)
A girl like you (I'm in love with)
Someone to love me, H'yeah (I'm in love with)
Girl like you (I'm in love with)
Someone, someone to understand (I'm in love with)
'Xactly like you, hon (I'm in love with)
Girl, girl, girl (I'm in love with)
Girl, girl, girl (I'm in love with)
Girl, girl........

You're Just About Right For Me
Composer(s): Richard Ahlert; Leslie
Performer(s): Kay Starr



You’re just about right for me
You absolutely fit me to a tee

You fit to the letter, you couldn’t be better
You’re just about right for me
I never thought that I would see
A person with your personality
The line that you hand out
To me is a stand out
You’re just about right for me

From your head to your toes
And leave out one detail
And your eyes and your nose
Kinda looks like you’s been reading my mail

Just about time for me
To tell you what your future’s gonna be
I’m talking it steady so I ain’t getting ready
You’re just about right for me

You’re just about right for me
You absolutely fit me to a tee

You fit to the letter, you couldn’t be better
You’re just about right for me
I never thought that I would see
A person with your personality
The line that you hand out
To me is a stand out
You’re just about right for me

From your head to your toes
And leave out one detail
And your eyes and your nose
Kinda looks like you’s been reading my mail

Just about time for me
To tell you what your future’s gonna be
I’m talking it steady so I ain’t getting ready
You’re just about right for me

Your eyes are blue, your kisses too
You and I know what they can do
You’re just about right
Just about right for me

A Girl I Knew
Composer(s): John Kay - Morgan Cavett
Performer(s): Steppenwolf



She used to dance when she had the chance and the
time it didn't matter
At the end of her night was an endless flight
While her head, it was lost in the laughter

A girl I knew
Someone I used to talk to
When we'd meet in the middle of a room
A girl I knew
Her world a shade of blue
Someone I used to talk to

She used to sing in the night while her ring
It would sparkle like burgundy wine
And the people stopped and starred but pretend
she's not there

She used to dance when she had the chance and the
time it didn't matter
At the end of her night was an endless flight
While her head, it was lost in the laughter

You're Just A Flower From An Old Bouquet
Composer(s): Gwynn Denni; Lucien Denni
Performer(s): The Andrews Sisters;
Carmen Cavallaro; Josef Locke; Ruby Wright



I've hunted all over
To find myself a mate
Each girl seemed such a disappointment
It was just a trick of fate
I found then a blossom
A girl of long ago
See if you can guess dear
This girl that I love so

You're just a flower from an old bouquet
I've waited patiently for you, each day
You're just a dream come true, I know, dear
My dream, wonderful dreams of you
I'll build a home-nest full of love for you
Far from the world away
There in our sweetheart bower
You're just my flower
From an old Bouquet

I've prayed that my dreams someday 
would all come true
And now at last my prayer is answered
For sweetheart, I've found you
And no other blossom
Will ever share a part
With my flower here
In the garden of my heart

You're just a flower from an old bouquet
I've waited patiently for you, each day
You're just a dream come true, I know, dear
My dream, wonderful dreams of you
I'll build a home-nest full of love for you
Far from the world away
There in our sweetheart bower
You're just my flower
From an old Bouquet

A Gift Of Love
Composer(s): Barry Manilow - Bruce Sussman
Performer(s): Barry Manilow



Here in this silent night
Now all the world is right
As if we've suddenly been giving
A gift of love
A gift of love

Warm as the fire glow
Soft as the falling snow
A precious miracle we live in
This wonder of a gift of love

Night falls
At this coldest time of the year
Love calls

Here where I love you so
Now as our blessings grow
We share the greatest gift we'll ever know
A gift of love

A gift of love

You're In The Doghouse Now
Composer(s): Ned Claflin; 
Mike Kernan; Jeff Lass; Andy Paley
Performer(s): Brenda Lee



You wore out your welcome mat
You used to be the cat's meow
You're in the doghouse now
You're such a handsome hound
You'll wind up in the pound
All you can say is bow-wow-wow
You're in the doghouse now
It was grand
yes, it was swell
But you bit the hand
That fed you so well
I hate a dog who begs
With his tail between his legs
Find a new place to bum your chow
Who's in the doghouse now?
On the town
Out on the trail
Don't come 'round
Go chase your own tail
I heard from Socrates
"Sleep with dog
Wake up with fleas"
I never liked you anyhow
You're in the doghouse now
You're in the doghouse now
You're in the doghouse now
Down, boy