Her Bathing Suit Never Got Wet
Composer(s): Nat Simon; Charles Tobias)
Performer(s): The Andrews Sisters; Edmundo Ros



By the waters of the Caribbean
Lived a lovely little Latin Queen
In her bathing suit she can be seen
Strolling down beside the sea

But her bathing suit never got wet
And she was an Admiral’s daughter
And always so close to the water
But her bathing suit never got wet

Then one day imagine her surprise
Clouds began to gather in the skies
There she stood just like a frightened pup
When the heavens opened up

But her bathing suit never got wet
For there on the sand was a feller
And he had the cutest umbrella
So her bathing suit never got wet

Then a boy whom she had snubbed one day
Got revenge, and in the sweetest way
Turned the hose upon this Latin Beaut
Standing in her bathing suit

But her bathing suit never got wet
For while she was weeping and screaming
She woke up and found she was dreaming
So her bathing suit never got wet

Here’s what happened on the beach one night
When she saw that no one was in sight
She made up her mind and in she went
Swimming to her heart’s content

But her bathing suit never got wet
And here is the answer, oh brother
She borrowed a suit from her mother
So her bathing suit never got wet

Then one day she broke the golden rule
Climbed the ladder of a swimming pool
There she stood, and as the people roared
She dove off the diving board

But her bathing suit never got wet
And oh what a lesson it taught her
What good is a pool without water?
But her bathing suit never got wet

No Honestly!
Composer(s): Lynsey De Paul
Performer(s): Lynsey De Paul



No honestly
I know we were meant to be
Nothing's gonna to change the way I feel about you
No, no, no no
No honestly
I'll make you a guarantee
Nothing's gonna change the way I feel about you
No, no, no, no

Doesn't matter if you're rich or you're poor
All you need is a lot of loving
That is what we got each other for
When without you, I got nothing

No honestly
I know we were meant to be
Nothing's gonna change the way I feel about you
No, no, no no
No honestly
I'll make you a guarantee
Nothing's gonna to change the way I feel about you
No, no, no, no

(Saxophone solo)
No, no, no, no
(Saxophone solo)
No, no, no, no

Doesn't matter what the future may hold
If you say we can stay together
You're my rainbow and my pot of gold
And it's going to be that way forever

No honestly
I know we were meant to be
Nothing's gonna change the way I feel about you
No, no, no no
No honestly
I'll make you a guarantee
Nothing's gonna to change the way I feel about you
No, no, no, no

No honestly
I know we were meant to be
Nothing's gonna change the way I feel about you
No, no, no no
No honestly
I'll make you a better guarantee....

No....
No....
Nothing's gonna change the way I feel about you (fade)

It Doesn't Matter How I Say It (It's What I Say That Matters)
Composer(s): Drake Hollon
Performer(s): Florence Ballard



If I were a candy dish, I’d wanna be the one you keep your sweets in, my sweet man 
And if I were a lamp, I’d wanna be the one you turned on every night, ooh ooh baby 
And If I were a bank, I’d wanna hold all your deposits 
And If I were a rose, I might be growing in your garden 

Baby, this ain’t nothin’ new that I’m sayin’ to ya, no 
It’s just another way of tellin’ you that I love you 
Doesn’t matter how I say it (doesn’t matter how I say it), 
It’s what I say that matters ( it’s what I say that matters) 
And I love you, love you, love you boy, doesn’t matter how I say it 
I love you, love you, love you boy, doesn’t matter how I say it 

If I were a pillow babe, I’d wanna be the one you rest your head on, and dream on 
And If I were a mountain reachin' high, I’d wanna be the one you climb, ooh ooh baby 
And if I were a pipe, I’d wanna be the one you're smokin’ 
And if I were a place, I’d wanna be the place your goin’ 

Baby, this ain’t nothin’ new that I’m sayin’ to ya, no 
It’s just another way of tellin’ you that I love you 
Doesn’t matter how I say it (doesn’t matter how I say it), 
It’s what I say that matters ( it’s what I say that matters) 
And I love you, love you, love you boy, doesn’t matter how I say it 
I love you, love you, love you boy, doesn’t matter how I say it 

I love you, oh 

(repeat): 
I love you, love you, love you boy, doesn’t matter how I say it 

No He Podido Fallarte
Composer(s): Marco Antonio Solís
Performer(s): Raphael



Pude hablarte a la cara
Y decirte que no vuelvas
Pude ser quien no he sido
Y esconder la verdad

De felicitaciones
Celebraron tu ausencia
Los callados ladrones
De mi felicidad

Pero hace tanto ya
Que esa historia se termino
Los jardines llenos estan
De colores una vez mas
Y es eterno el pensarte

Si te quieres reir
Hazlo ahora de mi dolor

Por ti nunca murio mi amor
Lo se porque hasta hoy
No he podido fallarte
No he podido fallarte

Pero hace tanto ya

Que esa historia se termino
Los jardines llenos estan
De colores una vez mas
Y es eterno el pensarte

Si te quieres reir
Hazlo ahora de mi dolor

Hello Sadness
(French Version: Bonjour Tristesse)
Composer(s): Georges Auric; Jacques Datin; Henri Lemarchand; Arthur Laurents
Performer(s): Juliette Greco



I live with melancholy
my friend his vague distress
I wake up every morning and say
Bonjour Tristesse

The street I walk is sadness
my house has no addresss
the letters that i write me begin
Bonjour Tristesse

The loss of a lover is pain
sharp and bitter to recall
I've lost no casual lover
I have no pain from wich to recover

I've lost me
that is all

My smile is void of laughter
my kiss has no caress
I'm faithful to my lover
my bitter sweet, Tristesse

No Hay Ni Un Corazón Que Valga La Pena
Composer(s): Miguel Bosé
Performer(s): Miguel Bosé



No hay ni un corazón que valga la pena
Ni uno solo que no venga herido de guerra
Y sigo aquí... cuánto silencio hay
Cuánto silencio, no sé

El tiempo agotado en compases de espera
Dibuja un desierto por dentro y por fuera
Que tira pa'atrás a quien logre acercarse hasta aquí
No quiero pasados cargados de impuestos
Ni busco imposibles en cielos abiertos
Pero algo que valga la paz por la que hay que apostar

Amor inmenso y sin herida
Sin historia y a medida
Amor que no haga más preguntas
Preparado a no entender
Amor que mire bien de frente
Suficientemente fuerte
Amor que no busque salida
Y no me cueste la vida

No hay ni un corazón que valga la pena
No hay un puto corazón sin carga o problema
Olvídate

No hay un solo corazón...
No hay un corazón que no vaya de pena
No hay un puto corazón en toda esta tierra
Que dé descanso y no haga preguntas
Olvídate
Quisiera volar hasta donde te escondes
Contarte de una vez qué razones me rompen
Dejar de echar tanto de menos a tu corazón
Y quisiera tenerlo, robarlo aunque fuera
Dejar de negar que aún me vale la pena
aquél corazón que me late dentro de tí

Amor inmenso y sin herida
Sin historia y a medida
Amor que no haga más preguntas
Preparado a no entender
Amor que mire bien de frente
Suficientemente fuerte
Amor que no busque salida
Y no me cueste la vida

It Doesn't Matter Anymore 
Composer(s): Paul Anka
First release by: Buddy Holly - 1959
Covered by multiple other artists



There you go and baby here am I 
Well you left me here so I could sit and cry 
Golly gee what have you done to me 
Well I guess it doesn't matter anymore 

Do you remember baby last September 
How you held me tight each and every night 
Oh baby how you drove me crazy 
But I guess it doesn't matter any more 

There's no use in me a-crying 
I've done everything and now I'm sick of trying 
I've thrown away my nights, wasted all my days over you 

Now you go your way baby and I'll go mine 
Now and forever 'till the end of time 
And I'll find somebody new and baby 
We'll say we're through and you won't matter any more 

There's no use in me a-crying 
I've done everything and now I'm sick of trying 
I've thrown away my nights, wasted all my days over you 

Now you go your way baby and I'll go mine 
Now and forever 'till the end of time 
And I'll find somebody new and baby 
We'll say we're through and you won't matter any more

No Hard Feelings
Composer(s): Eric Carmen
Performer(s): Eric Carmen



We was young
And still believed in "A Hard Day's Night"
But no one seemed to understand
That there was no relief in sight
The company man
He's got his nose glued to the charts
He says the record's doin' fine
But now the group is fallin' apart

I hope there's no hard feelings
'Cause there isn't anyone to blame
I hope there's no hard feelings
'Cause nothin' ever stays the same
Well we was locked in image prison
Waitin' for that break
We was raped, reshaped and tryin' to escape
Caught in a rock and roll time warp
Just tryin' to find the way to get out

Four years on
And things were really gettin' too intense
Critics ravin' 'bout our album
But we're makin' fifty cents
And in the end
We was facin' the hard, cold truth
So tomorrow come what may
Looks like it's Ricky and The Tooth

I hope there's no hard feelings
'Cause there isn't anyone to blame
I hope there's no hard feelings
'Cause nothin' ever stays the same
Well we was locked in image prison
Waitin' for that break
We was raped, reshaped and tryin' to escape
Caught in a rock and roll time warp
Just tryin' to find the way to get out

We gave it everything we had to give
But it was gettin' so tough
Too much frustration makes it hard to live
I think enough is enough
I said enough is enough

I hope there's no hard feelings
'Cause there isn't anyone to blame
I hope there's no hard feelings
'Cause nothin' ever stay the same
While we was locked in image prison
Waitin' for that break
We was raped, reshaped and tryin' to escape
Caught in a rock and roll time warp
Just tryin' to fine the way to get out

Lemme out, lemme out
Lemme out, lemme out
I gotta get out
Lemme out, lemme out
I gotta gotta gotta get out
Lemme out
I gotta get out
Lemme out, lemme out, lemme out
Lemme out

No Hacen Falta Alas
Composer(s): Silvio Rodríguez
Performer(s): Silvio Rodríguez



No hacen falta alas
para hacer un sueño
basta con las manos
basta con el pecho
basta con las piernas
y con el empeño

No hacen falta alas
para ser más bellos
basta el buen sentido
del amor inmenso
no hacen falta alas
para alzar el vuelo

Si...
Recojo fondos para pobres de amistad y de sonrisa
recojo cuanto haya de bien en lo que esconde tu camisa
acepto cuanto pueda ser útil al coro que compongo
siempre que quieras compartir un sueño ancho, largo y hondo
Oh...

Recojo el hielo a la deriva de los poros congelados
luego con buena voluntad y mucha miel haré un helado
no le daré, no le daré al mentiroso y al cobarde
repartiré, repartiré sólo al que ama y al que arde
Oh...

No hacen falta alas
para hacer un sueño
basta con las manos
basta con el pecho
basta con las piernas
y con el empeño

No hacen falta alas
para ser más bellos
basta el buen sentido
del amor inmenso
no hacen falta alas
para alzar el vuelo

Recojo fondos para pobres de amistad y de sonrisa
recojo cuanto haya de bien en lo que esconde tu camisa
acepto cuanto pueda ser útil al coro que compongo
siempre que quieras compartir un sueño ancho, largo y hondo
Oh...

Recojo el hielo a la deriva de los poros congelados
luego con buena voluntad y mucha miel haré un helado
no le daré, no le daré al mentiroso y al cobarde
repartiré, repartiré sólo al que ama y al que arde
Oh...

¡Vengan los buenos a comer de este helado gigante!

Goodbye Dear, I'll Be Back In A Year
Composer(s): Mack Kay
Performer(s): Horace Heidt
and multiple other artists



(male):
Goodbye dear, I'll be back in a year
'cause I'm in the army now
They took my number right out of a hat
And there's nothing a guy can do about that

(female):
But when you get back you'll be all tan and brown
Say couldn't we buy that cottage right up out of town

(male): 
Goodbye dear, I'll be back in a year
Don't forget that I love you

(female):
Don't fear dear I'll be here in a year
'Cause I'm true to the army now

(male):
Ah, what a soldier, you wait and see
Why, I'll be a big gun in the artillery

(female): 
Now honey be sure and keep cozy and warm
Gee, you look cute in the new uniform

(male):
Goodbye dear, I'll be back in a year
Don't forget that I love you

(male):
Goodbye dear, well I'm here for a year
I'm in the army now
But don't you worry, the general and I
are the greatest of pals

(female):
Now [?], don't you lie

(male):
Now he fixed it up so I could have breakfast in bed

(female): 
Well, why are you peeling potatoes instead?

(male): 
Oh, he's just kidding me
Goodbye dear, I'll be back in a year
Don't forget that I

(female: 
Don't forget that I

(duet):
Don't forget that I love you

No Hace Falta Que Lo Digas
Composer(s): Alejandro Lerner
Performer(s): Alejandro Lerner;
Dulce; Mijares



No hace falta que me mires
No hace falta que lo digas
No hace falta que me expliques
cuando lloras o te ríes
No hace falta decir
que me quiero morir a tu lado
Te amo…

No hace falta que te quedes
No hace falta que te insista
No hace falta que te llore
Si nos veremos arriba

No hace falta decir
que me quiero morir a tu lado
Te amo…

No hace falta que soñemos
que es mentira que no existe la muerte
cuando hay amor

Esta misma historia continúa
sólo cambia el escenario
en la escena del amor…

No hace falta que te mienta
No hace falta que lo pidas
No hace falta que me extrañes
si te encontraré algún día

No hace falta decir
que me quiero morir a tu lado
Te amo…

No hace falta que soñemos
que es mentira 
que no existe la muerte 
cuando hay amor

Esta misma historia continúa
sólo cambia el escenario
en la escena del amor…

No hace falta que te insista
No hace falta que te llore
Si nos veremos arriba

No hace falta decir
que me quiero morir a tu lado
Te amo…

It Doesn't Matter
Composer(s): Chris Hillman; Stephen Stills
First release by: Stephen Stills - 1972
Covered by multiple other artists



She was just lookin'
Wonderin' if you might notice her smile
She was just watchin'
Hopin' you might want to stay for a while
Let her be by your side
You don't have to say why
You don't have to say why
It doesn't matter
She was just lookin' at you

Standing alone while she tells you goodbye
She still wishes you'd stay
Wanting to tell you the way that she feels
She can't think what to say 
Except don't walk away
You might need her some day
You might need her some day

It doesn't matter
She was just lookin' at you

She was just watchin'
As you walked away without turnin' around
She was jut cryin'
Her head in her hands and her eyes on the ground
Without making a sound
Oh but don't turn around
Leave her behind 
She'll be around
If you change your mind baby

It doesn't matter
She was just lookin' at you

No Habrá Más Serenatas
Composer(s): Alfonso Valencia; Marino Valencia
Performer(s): Javier Solis



Mis amigos cancioneros
ya no habrá más serenatas
que le demos a esa ingrata
Porque anoche me ha pagado
el amor que yo le daba
con una infame traición

A las doce sale el tren
que me ha de llevar muy lejos
y no volveré jamás
Pero si algún día la encuentran
le dicen que me he marchado
ciego de tanto llorar

Si el destino me ha escogido
para descargar en mi alma
el dolor y la crueldad
No protesto sólo pido
que me dé pronto el olvido
con la muerte y nada más

Mis amigos cancioneros
cántenme la que me gusta
que me quiero emborrachar
En la vida escrito está
que los que amaron sufrieron
y los que aman sufrirán

Ya no habrá más serenatas

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Composer(s): Kinky Friedman
Performer(s): Kinky Friedman



You uppity women I dont understand
Why you gotta go and try to act like a man
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
You'd better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said
Women's liberation is a-going to your head
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed

Early every morning you're out on the street
Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet
You gave up your maiden form for Lent
And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent

Every single brakeman that's ever come along
Had a little woman always tellin' him that he's wrong
Eve said to Adam, "Here's an apple, you horse"
And Delilah defoliated Samson's moss

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said
Women's liberation is a-going to your head
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed

Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras
Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
And your coffee makes my hair turn green

So damn emancipated in your mind and your body
Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate
If you can't love a male chauvinist
You'd better cross me off your shopping list

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said
Women's liberation is a-going to your head
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed

No Fun
Composer(s): David Alexander; Ron Asheton; Iggy Pop
Performer(s): The Sex Pistols;
and various other artists



No fun, my babe no fun
No fun, my babe no fun
No fun to hang around
Feeling that same old way
No fun to hang around
Freaked out for another day

No fun, my babe no fun
No fun, my babe no fun
No fun to be alone
Walking by my self
No fun to be alone
In love with nobody else

Well, maybe go out, maybe stay home
Maybe call Mom on the telephone
Well, come on, well, come on
Well, come on, well, come on
Well, come on, well, come on
Well, come on, well, come on
No fun to be alone
No fun to be alone
Hang on, don´t let me go
No fun to be alone

It Couldn't Have Been Any Better
Composer(s): Ray Griff
Performer(s): Johnny Duncan; Janie Fricke



She just sat there and she brushed her hair
Lord, it sure was dark and long
I got up and drank a half-warm beer
Found my boots and put them on

She was not sure where she stood with me
As she straightened out her clothes
So I kissed her warm red lips again
And I whispered soft and low

It couldn't have been any better
It couldn't have been any sweeter
We couldn't have climbed any higher
If we'd been to the top of the World

We couldn't have got any closer
We couldn't have gone any farther
It couldn't have been any better
And you're my best friend's girl

With a tender look she said Goodnight
And I turned and walked away
Just before I closed that door and left
I could hear her softly say

It couldn't have been any better
It couldn't have been any sweeter
We couldn't have climbed any higher
If we'd been to the top of the World

We couldn't have got any closer
We couldn't have gone any farther
It couldn't have been any better
And you're my best friend's girl

No Fair At All
Composer(s): Jim Yester
Performer(s): The Association; The Racket Squad



I've never seen this side of you before
Till now
Never knew that you could feel this way
Till now

After all the time
we spent together
Just doesn't seem fair at all
No fair at all

Never seen the moonlight in your hair
Till now
Never heard the sweet things you could say
Till now

After all the time
we spent together
Just doesn't seem fair at all
No fair at all

After all the time
we spent together
Just doesn't seem fair at all
No fair at all

No fair at all
(Repeat and fade)

Gay Love
From the film "The Delightful Rogue" (1929)
Composer(s): Oscar Levant; Sidney Clare
Performer(s): Bing Crosby; Matty Malneck



The silv'ry moon finds me alone tonight
With only thoughts of you
The little stars are twinkling, oh, so bright
No wonder I am blue

Like a ray of sun with flaring light
You have brought the love that's burning
The happy spell of you now holds me tight
For you I keep on yearning

Gay love, with your heart I will play, love
Until you come my way, love
I'll be waiting for you

Your love, is the kind I adore, love
Something worth living for, love
Every word, dear, is true

Your magic arms are always haunting
Wanting you near to me
Your fiery eyes are so entrancing
Glancing, romancing

Gay love, won't you promise and say, love
You will be mine someday, love
And that you love me true

Your magic arms are always haunting
Wanting you near to me
Your fiery eyes are so entrancing
Glancing, romancing

Gay love, won't you promise and say, love
You will be mine someday, love
And that you love me true

No Expense Spared
Composer(s): Rick Wakeman; Adam Wakeman
Performer(s): Wakeman With Wakeman



You say you won´t believe me
When I tell you that I´m scared
And the way you walk you walk towards me
Only shows that you once cared
Now there´s no, no expense spared
No expense spared (2x)
No expense, no, no

No, no, no
Everybody knows
Everybody´s singing in the one man show of life
My life, some life
Some life (5x)
Life (3x)

Cheap, so cheap, a bargain
Buy it at the shop, at the store with a cheque or card
Tell me now, what should I be doing here?
No expense is spared
So any little deal will do, I give it no regard
Hanging around, that´s all I seem to do when you´re around
Buy, buy, buy our product
Well below the recommended price, it´s not so hard
Absolutely stunning
That´ll do nicely, slap it on the card today
Oh I can´t see, what you want from me
No expense is spared
I haven´t any money so American Express will pay
No commitment, no financial guarantee

I should own the bank, then
Take it all away to play the town
The price is down
And there´s no expense spared for me

It Could Happen To You
Composer(s): Johnny Burke; Jimmy Van Heusen
First performance by: Fred MacMurray & Dorothy Lamour - 1944
Covered by multiple other artists



Hide your heart from sight
Lock your dreams at night
It could happen to you
Don't count stars
Or you might stumble
Someone drops a sigh
And down you tumble
Keep an eye on spring
Run when church bells ring
It could happen to you 
All I did was wonder 
How your arms would be
And it happened to me