The Dick Van Dyke Show Theme Song 
Composer(s): Earle Hagen - Morey Amsterdam
Performer(s): Dick Van Dyke



So you think that you've got troubles? 
Well, trouble's a bubble
So tell old Mr. Trouble to "Get lost!"

Why not hold your head up high and
Stop cryin', start tryin'
And don't forget to keep your fingers crossed 

When you find the joy of livin' 
Is lovin' and givin' 
You'll be there when the winning dice are tossed 

A smile is just a frown that's turned upside down 
So smile, and that frown will defrost
And don't forget to keep your fingers crossed!

Caribbean Amphibian
Composer(s): Mark Salzman
Performer(s): Sesame Street



I know a tropical island
Where the mango moon and banana sun shine 
and on this tropical island 
there lives a cousin of mine

Sometimes he lives in the water
sometimes he lives on the land
sometimes he likes to go sun himself
on soft caribbean sand

He's a caribbean amphibian
He likes to hop in the tropical sea
Caribbean amphibian
a frog in a coconut tree

The flying fish and the turtles
they've seen him hop where the pineapple grows
he likes to see all the islands
so island hopping he goes

Sometimes he hops to Jamaica
sometimes to Haiti he hops
sometimes a warm Peurto Rico beach
is where he finally stops

He's a caribbean amphibian
He likes to hop in the tropical sea
Caribbean amphibian
a frog in a coconut tree

Sometimes he lives in the water
sometimes he lives on the land
sometimes he likes to play music
in an all amphibian band

He's a caribbean amphibian
He likes to hop in the tropical sea
Caribbean amphibian
a frog in a coconut tree

Flash Gordon
Performer(s): Queen



Flash - Ah - Saviour of the universe 
Flash - Ah - He'll save ev'ry one of us 
Seemingly there is no reason for these 
Extraordinary intergalactical upsets (ha ha ha) 
What's happening Flash? 
Only Dr Hans Zarkov formerly at N A S A 
Has provided any explanation 
Flash - Ah - He's a miracle 
This mornings unprecedented solar eclipse 
Is no cause for alarm 
Flash - Ah - King of the impossible 
He's for ev'ry one of us 
Stand for ev'ry one of us 
He'll save with a mighty hand 
Ev'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry child 
With a mighty Flash 
General Kaka Flash Gordon approaching 
What do you mean Flash Gordon approaching? 
Open fire all weapons 
Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body 

Flash - Ah 
Gordon's alive 
Flash - Ah - He'll save ev'ry one of us 
Just a man with a man's courage 
He knows nothing but a man 
But he can never fail 
No one but the pure in heart 
May find the golden grail oh oh oh oh 
Flash Flash I love you 
But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth

The Diary
Composer(s): Neil Sedaka - Howard Greenfield
Performer(s): Neil Sedaka; Walter Wanderley



(Ah, ah, ah, ah) 
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)

How I'd like to look into that little book
The one that has the lock and key
And know the boy that you care for
The boy who's in your diary

When it's late at night what is the name you write?
Oh, what I'd give if I could see
Am I the boy that you care for?
The boy who's in your diary

Do you recall and make note of all
The little things I say and do?
The name you underline, I'm hoping that it's mine
Darling, I'm so in love with you-oo

Please don't leave me blue, make all my dreams come true
You know how much you mean to me
Say I'm the boy that you care for
The boy who's in your di-a-ry

(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)
(Whoa-oh-oh-whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)  

Carpet Man
Composer(s): Jimmy Webb
Performer(s): The 5th Dimension
and multiple other artists



When you see some puddles on the ground
You lay down so she don't have to walk around
You think that will protect her from the rain
But you'll never ever stop the pain
She walks all over you 
You know she can, she knows she can 
You're a carpet man, you're a carpet man

You take such care to keep that girl's feet clean
Like she's some kind of figurine
The world's so far below her it's not her scene
And so she uses you to stand between
She walks all over you
You know she can, she knows she can 
You're a carpet man, you're a carpet man

I would think you'd get tired of hurtin' 
Every now and then
It's no good down there that's for certain
And carpets do get thin
And that's when they have to be thrown away 
That's what she'll say to herself some sunny day 
And she'll say come to my wedding and of course you do
And then the groom and her will have a dance on you
She walks all over you 
You know she can, she knows she can 
You're a carpet man, you're a carpet man

Flash Forward
Composer(s): Serge Gainsbourg
Performer(s): Serge Gainsbourg



Un soir qu'à l'improviste chtac
Je frappe à ma porte toc toc

Sans réponse je pousse le loqu
Et j'écoute gémir le hamac
Grincer les ressorts du paddock
J'avance dans le block
Out et mon kodak
Impressionne sur les plaques
Sensibles de mon cerveau une vision de claque
Je sens mon rythme cardiaque
Qui passe brusquement à mach
Deux tic tac tic tac tic tac tic tac
Comme sous un électrochoc
Elle était entre deux macaques
Du genre festival à Woodstock
Et semblait une guitare rock
À deux jacks
L'un à son trou d'obus l'autre à son trou de balle
Crac

Eh doc...
Qui moi paranoïaque?
Demandez donc un peu au vioque
Qui est portier de nuit au Rox
Y Hôtel si je débloque

C'est là à jamais sur le bloc
Notes de ma mémoire black
Sur white et quoique
Je fasse ça me reviendra en flash back
Bordel jusqu'à ce que j'en claque

The Diamantina Drover
Composer(s): Hugh MacDonald
Performer(s): John Williamson
and multiple other artists



The faces in the photograph have faded
And I can't believe he looks so much like me
For it's been ten years today
Since I left for Old Cork Station
Sayin' I won't be back till the drovin's done

For the rain never falls on the dusty Diamantina
And a drover finds it hard to change his mind
For the years have surely gone
Like the drays from Old Cork Sta-ation
And I won't be back till the drovin's done

Well it seems like the sun comes up each mornin'
Sets me up and takes it all away
For the dreaming by the light
Of the camp fire at ni-ight
Ends with the burning by the day

For the rain never falls on the dusty Diamantina
And a drover finds it hard to change his mind
For the years have surely gone
Like the drays from Old Cork Sta-ation
And I won't be back till the drovin's done

Sometimes I think I'll settle back in Sydney
But it's been so long it's hard to change my mind
For the cattle trail goes on and on
And the fences roll forever
And I won't be back till the drovin's done

For the rain never falls on the dusty Diamantina
And a drover finds it hard to change his mind
For the years have surely gone
Like the drays from Old Cork Sta-ation
And I won't be back till the drovin's done

For the rain never falls on the dusty Diamantina
And a drover finds it hard to change his mind
For the years have surely gone
Like the drays from Old Cork Station
And I won't be back till the drovin's done

Carousel
Composer(s): James - Ray Thomas
Performer(s): Ray Thomas



The world's like a big carousel
turning in space with the whole human race hanging on
but the sounds that are played on that penny arcade
turn me on

Then I need a little romance
if you play me that song
then you'll get me to dance
I can dance
sing me a slow song and maybe then I'll take a chance

For there's something in the air
and it's turning spinning
seems like I float everywhere

For there's something in the air
and it's turning spinning
seems like I float everywhere

Oh I need some loving tonight
someone to hold me and make me feel alright tonight
and I can't explain why the whole human race
wants to fight

For the world is a beautiful place
so small but it's all that we have to stand on
you and I
so won't you join me on my carousel in the sky

For there's something in the air
and it's turning spinning
seems like I float everywhere

Flamingos Fly
Composer(s): Van Morrison
Performer(s): Van Morrison; Sammy Hagar



Go for a ride
In the still of the night
And morning brings forth
All this wonderful delight
Couldn't have made it more plain
When I heard that soft refrain
And I heard you gently sigh

Wanna take you where flamingos fly, flamingos fly
Way over yonder in the clear blue sky
That's where flamingos fly

Lie in the dark
With the sound of the nightingale
Listen for a lark
I will tell you a tale
Breeze is blowin', blowin' outside
Wanna take that moonlight ride
When I hear you gently sigh

Wanna take you where flamingos fly, flamingos fly
Way over yonder in the clear blue sky
That's where flamingos fly

Well we're here and we're waiting
For that morning light to shine
And I'm looking at you looking at me looking right back at you
And I'm anticipating
Sounds along the way
Looking at you looking at me looking right back at you, hey

I'll follow the road
That will take me, take me right back home
And carry that load
Where the deer and the provincial angels roam
Happiness touches, touches me now
I know where it came from and how
When I hear you gently sigh

Wanna take you where flamingos fly, flamingos fly
Way over yonder in the clear blue sky
That's where flamingos fly, flamingos fly
Way over the rooftops of the houses
I heard it one time, I heard it one time in a lullaby
I heard it one time, I heard it one time in a lullaby
Somewhere, somewhere, somewhere way over the rooftops of the houses
Heard it one time in a lullaby
Heard it one time, heard it one time in a lullaby

The Devil Went Down To Georgia
Composer(s): Charlie Daniels - Charles Hayward - Tom Crain - Fred Edwards - Taz DiGregorio - James Marshall
First release by: The Charlie Daniels Band - 1979
Covered by multiple other artists



The devil went down to Georgia 
He was looking for a soul to steal 
He was in a bind 
'Cause he was way behind 
And he was willing to make a deal 

When he came upon this young man 
Sawing on a fiddle and plain' it hot 
And the devil jumped 
Up on a hickory stump 
And said boy let me tell you what 

Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy 
But give the devil his due 
I'll bet a fiddle of gold 
Against your soul 
'Cause I think I'm better than you 

The boy said my name's Johnny 
And it might be a sin 
But I'll take your bet 
And you're gonna regret 
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been 

The devil opened up his case 
And he said I'll start this show 
And fire flew from his fingertips 
As he rosined up his bow 

Then he pulled the bow across the strings 
And it made a [sic] evil hiss 
And a band of demons joined in 
And it sounded something like this 

When the devil finished 
Johnny said well you're pretty good old son 
Just sit right in that chair right there 
And let me show you how it's done 

He played Fire on the Mountain 
Run boys, run 
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun 
Chicken in a bread pan picking out dough 
Granny does your dog bite 
No child, no 

The devil bowed his head 
Because he knew that he'd been beat 
And he laid that golden fiddle 
On the ground and Johnny's feet 

Johnny said, Devil just come on back 
If you ever want to try again 
I done told you once you son of a bitch 
I'm the best there's ever been 

And he played Fire on the Mountain 
Run boys, run 
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun 
Chicken in a bread pan picking out dough 
Granny does your dog bite 
No child, no 

Caroline, No
Composer(s): Tony Asher - Brian Wilson
First recording/First release by: Brian Wilson - 1966
Covered by multiple other artists



Where did your long hair go
Where is the girl I used to know
How could you lose that happy glow
Oh, Caroline no

Who took that look away
I remember how you used to say
You'd never change, but that's not true
Oh, Caroline you

Break my heart
I want to go and cry
It's so sad to watch a sweet thing die
Oh, Caroline why

Could I ever find in you again
Things that made me love you so much then
Could we ever bring 'em back once they have gone
Oh, Caroline no

Flamingo
Composer(s): Edmund Anderson; Ted Grouya
Performer(s): Duke Ellington;
and various other artists



Flamingo, like a flame in the sky
Flying over the island
To my lover nearby

Flamingo, with your tropical hue
For it's you I rely on
And the love that is true

The wind sings a song to you as you go
The song that I hear below
The murmuring heart

Flamingo, when the sun meets the sea
Say farewell to my lover
And hasten to me

Aah-ooh, aah-ooh, ooh-ooh
Flamingo....
Flamingo....

Flamingo, when the sun meets the sea
Say farewell to my lover
And hasten to me

Aah-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-aah

Daisey
Composer(s): Chad Garrett
Performer(s): Pearly Gate



Daisey, where are you growin'?
Are you sowin' some new seed?
Daisey, I can feel you growin' on me

Daisey, beggin' your pardon
I dig your garden of sunshine
Daisey, show me how to make you mine

And if you're willin' to take time, Daisey
You can show me the way, girl
'Cause I know if we make time, Daisey
Every month would be like May

Aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah

And if you're willin; to take time, Daisey
You know you might wanna stay, girl
'Cause I know if we make time, Daisey
Every month would be like May

Daisey, hold on I'm comin'
No need for thumbin' a new ride
Daisey
We can get it on if we try
We can get it on if we try
We can get it on if we try... 

Caroline, Caroline
Composer(s): Louis Benech - Vincent Scotto
Performer(s): André Bourvil; Mireille Ponsard



Voilà huit heures qui sonnent, c'est dimanche coco
Déjà l'soleil rayonne à travers les rideaux
J'ai touché ma quinzaine, si tu le veux tantôt
Nous irons à Vincennes, dîner au bord de l'eau
Vite en bas du lit, passe moi mes habits
Et jetons du jus dans Paris

Caroline, Caroline, mets tes p'tits souliers vernis
Ta robe blanche des dimanches
Et ton grand chapeau fleuri
Caroline, Caroline, t'arrêt' pas comm' ça en ch'min
Marche plus vite, ma petite
Tu vas nous fair' rater l'train

Installons-nous ma chère sur le bord du talus
Mets un journal par terre, on va manger là-d'ssus
Pourquoi qu'tu fais la tête, tu n'as qu'à faire comme moi
Quand on n'a pas d'fourchettes, on mange avec les doigts
T'as fini déjà, ah! quel estomac
Où qu't'as donc fourré tout ça?

Caroline, Caroline, on a tout d'même bien dîné
Plus personne, viens mignonne
C'est l'moment d'aller s'prom'ner
Caroline, Caroline, les p'tits oiseaux font cui-cui
Sur la mousse, fraîche et douce
Moi j'le ferais bien aussi

Mais là-bas il y a la fête, j'entends l'accordéon
Prépare tes gambettes, on va faire un boston
J'cède à tous tes caprices, j'te paie un mirliton
Un cochon d'pain d'épice, ous' qu'il y a mon nom
Tu le mangeras
Quand j'serai pas là
Ça t'fera penser à moi

Caroline, Caroline, relév' ta jupe en dansant
Aie d'l'allure, va en mesure
On s'croirait chez l'Président
Caroline, Caroline, qu'est c'qu'ils ont à nous r'garder
Tu m'fais honte, allons, r'monte
Ton pantalon qu'est tombé

C'est pas d'chance, ma poulette, voilà qu'il tombe de l'eau
Mets ta jupe sur ta tête pour garer ton chapeau
Moi j'te suis par derrière, ta ch'mise dépasse un peu
Mais, grâce à ta bannière, j'te perdrai pas des yeux
Nous v'là arrivés
C'qu'on est éreinté
C'est pas trop tôt d'se reposer

Caroline, Caroline 
Ah! c'qu'on est bien dans son lit
Tu soupires, tu veux rire
Ça c'est pas pour aujourd'hui
Caroline, Caroline, veux-tu bien r'tirer ta main
Pas d'tapage, si t'es sage
Ça s'ra pour dimanche prochain

Flaming Star
Composer(s): Sid Wayne; Sherman Edwards
Performer(s): Elvis Presley; The Headliners



Ev'ry man has a flaming star
A flaming star over his shoulder
And when a man sees his flaming star
He knows his time, his time has come

Flaming star, don't shine on me, flaming star
Flaming star, keep behind me, flaming star
There's a lot o' livin' I got to do
Give me time to make a few dreams come true
Flaming star (Flaming star)

When I ride, I feel that flaming star
That flaming star over my shoulder
And so I ride, front of that flaming star
Never lookin' around, never lookin' around

Flaming star, don't shine on me, flaming star
Flaming star, keep behind me, flaming star
There's a lot o' livin' I gotta do
Give me time to make a few dreams come true
Flaming star (Flaming star)

One fine day, I'll see that flaming star
That flaming star over my shoulder
And when I see that old flaming star
I'll know my time, my time has come

Flaming star, don't shine on me, flaming star
Flaming star, keep behind me, flaming star
There's a lot o' livin' I gotta do
Give me time to make a few dreams come true
(Flaming star)

The Desert Song 
Composer(s): Sigmund Romberg - Otto Harbach - Oscar Hammerstein II
Performer(s): Mario Lanza with Judith Raskin
and multiple other artists



Why spend your time in vague romancing
When life itself is at your call
I come to you my heart advancing
O come with me and you will be my all

You turn away and yet you tremble
My little bird has wings it seems
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

My desert is waiting
Dear, come there with me
I'm longing to teach you
Love's sweet melody

I'll sing a dream-song to you
Painting a picture for two

Blue heaven and you and I
And sand kissing a moonlit sky
A desert breeze whisp'ring a lullaby
Only stars above you
To see I love you

Oh, give me that night divine
And let my arms in yours entwine
The desert song calling
Its voice enthralling
Will make you mine

Caroline
Composer(s): Ford - Hiller
Performer(s): The Fortunes



Caroline, Carol-i-yi-yi-yine
Caroline, Carol-i-yi-yi-yine
There is a girl
She really is fine, so fine
I know one day
She's gonna be mine, be mine
She is so fine
I'll make her mine
Her name is Caroline, Carol-i-yi-yi-yine
Caroline, Carol-i-yi-yi-yine

She is the fairest of them all
And I'll come runnin' when she calls
She is the girl
The girl of my dreams, my dreams
She's on my mind
Forever it seems, it seems
We'll hope forever
We'll dream together
Just me and Caroline, Carol-i-yi-yi-yine
Caroline, Carol-i-yi-yi-yine ...

Flaming
Composer(s): Syd Barrett
Performer(s): Pink Floyd; Pentagram



Alone in the clouds all blue
Lying on an eiderdown
Yippee! You can't see me
But I can you

Lazing in the foggy dew
Sitting on a unicorn
No fair, you can't hear me
But I can you

Watching buttercups cup the light
Sleeping on a dandelion
Too much, I won't touch you
But then I might

Screaming through the starlit sky
Travelling by telephone
Hey ho, here we go
Ever so high

Alone in the clouds all blue
Lying on an eiderdown
Yippee! You can't see me
But I can you

The Deepest Shelter In Town
Composer(s): Jones
Performer(s): Florence Desmond



Don't run away mister
Oh, stay and play mister
Don't worry if you hear the sirens go
Though I'm not a lady of the highest virtue
I wouldn't dream of letting anything hurt you
And so before you go, I think you ought to know

I've got a cosy flat, there's a lace for your hat
I wear a pink chiffon négligé gown
And do I know my stuff, but if that's not enough
I've got the deepest shelter in town

I've got a room for two, a radio that's new
An alarm clock that won't let you down
And I've got central heat, but to make it complete
I've got the deepest shelter in town

Every modern comfort I can just guarantee
If you hear the siren call then it's probably me

And, sweetie, to revert, I'll keep you on the alert
I won't even be wearing a frown
So you can hang around here until the all clear
In the deepest shelter in town

Now honey, I don't sing of an Anderson thing
Climbing in one you look like a clown
But if you came here to see, why Sir John would agree
I've got the deepest shelter in town

Now Mr. Morrison says he's getting things done
And he's a man of the greatest renown
But before it gets wrecked, I hope you'll come and inspect
The deepest shelter in town

Now I was one of the first to clear my attic of junk
But when it comes to shelters nowadays it's all bunk

So honey, don't get scared, it's there to be shared
And you'll feel like a king with a crown
So please don't be mean, better men than you have been
In the deepest shelter
The neatest shelter
The deepest shelter in town

Caroline
Performer(s): Charles Aznavour



Dans le tumulte infernal
D'un gigantesque bal
De 14 juillet
Ton cœur fit à sa façon
Une révolution
Mais seul ton corps dansait
La carmagnole
Tu acceptais ton destin
Mais gardais néanmoins
Malgré tes airs frivoles
Ton cœur pour l'homme de ta vie
Caroline chérie

Dans l'immense tourbillon
Quand l'enfer des passions
Enflammait les esprits
Toi tout simplement armée
De ta seule beauté
Tu as su à tout prix
Garder ta tête
En faisant des concessions
Car l'âme a ses raisons
Que la raison rejette
L'amour vaut bien quelques folies
Caroline chérie

Tu vivais de la folle moisson
Des doux printemps de ta vie
Et quand tu criais non
Tout en toi semblait dire oui
À l'amour comme à l'amour
Tu as suivi le cours
Tracé par ton destin
Et ta jeunesse en péril
Suspendue à un fil
N'appartenait à rien, ni à personne
Mais rêvait à l'homme
Qui allume de ses nuits
Qui vous révolutionne
T'apportant la joie par ce cri
Caroline chérie