One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
Composer(s): John Lee Hooker
Performer(s): John Lee Hooker;
and various other artists



One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer 
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer 
Hey mister bartender come here 
I want another drink and I want it now 

My baby she gone, she been gone two night 
I ain't seen my baby since night before last 
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer 

(Spoken) 
And then I sit there, gettin' high, mellow 
Knocked out, feeling good and by the time 
I looked on the wall at the old clock on the wall 
By that time, it was ten thirty daddy 

I looked down the bar, at the bartender 
He said, "Now what do you want Johnny?" 

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer 

Well my baby she gone, she been gone two night 
I ain't seen my baby since night before last 
I wanna get drunk till I'm off of my mind 
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer 

(Spoken) 
And I sat there, gettin' high, stoned 
Knocked out, and by the time 
I looked on the wall, at the old clock again 
And by that time, it was a quarter to two 

Last call for alcohol, I said, 
Hey mister bartender, what do you want?" 

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer 
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer 
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

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As performed by George Thorogood:



Wanna tell you a story
About the house-man blues 
I come home one Friday 
Had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job 
She said that don't confront me
Long as I get my money next Friday 
Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent
And out the door I went 

So I goes to the landlady
I said, "You let me slide?" 
I'll have the rent for you in a month
Next I don't know 
So said let me slide it on you know people
I notice when I come home in the evening 
She ain't got nothing nice to say to me
But for five year she was so nice 
Loh' she was lovy-dovy
I come home one particular evening 
The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?"
I said, "No, can't find no job" 
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent 
She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job" 
Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner
Leaning up against a post" 
I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day" 
She said "That don't confront me
Long as I get my money next Friday" 
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent
And out the door I went 

So I go down the streets
Down to my good friend's house 
I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know
Can I stay with you maybe a couple days?" 
He said "Let me go and ask my wife" 
He come out of the house
I could see it in his face 
I know that was no 
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know" 
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too" 
So I go back home 
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent 
She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah" 
And then she was so nice 
Loh' she was lovy-dovy 
So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go 
She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent
She ain't gonna get none of it 
So I stop in the local bar you know people
I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender 
Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there 
So what you want? 

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer 
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin 
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose
Need me a triple shot of that juice 
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear 
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer 
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer 

But I'm sitting now at the bar
I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow 
I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer 
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender 
I said "Look man, come down here" 
So what you want? 

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer 
No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last
Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed 
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough
Need me a triple shot of that stuff 
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here
I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer 
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer 

Now by this time I'm plenty high, 
You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high 
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender 
I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there 
So what you want this time? 
I said "Look man, a-what time is it?" 
He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock 
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?" 

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer 
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak 
Gonna get high man listen to me
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three 
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer 
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

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