One Of The Boys
Composer(s): John Kander; Fred Ebb
Performer(s): Lauren Bacall



I'm one of the girls who's one of the boys
Enjoying the jokes and the smokes and the noise
You wanna go fishing?
Well, hand me a reel
Majored in poker, so shut up and deal

I'm one of the gals who's one of the guys
Hey, put up your dukes and
I'll blacken your eyes
Behind all the Gucci and Pucci and pearls
I'm one of the boys
Although I'm one of the girls

I'm one of the does who's one of the stags
I chug-a-lug brews when I lose on the nags
Forget the Max Factor you find on my face
For barber shop fours I'm a fabulous bass

I'm one of the queens who's one of the drones
Just had me the dice and I'll rattle your bones
In spite of the dress, the finesse and the poise
I'm one of the girls who's really one of the boys

I'm one of the dames who's one of the knights
My Friday night treat is a seat for the fights
I love to go stroke with a Varsity crew
You wanna play snooker? Well, chalk up your cue

I'm one of the Janes who's one of the Joes
Here, hold my cigar while I powder my nose
I've layers of lacquer a lady enjoys
I've earring and bracelets and various toys
But I love when I've slipped into ripped corduroys
Because I'm one of the girls
(One of the girls)
One of the girls
(One of the girls)
One of the girls who's one of the boys