Only Fools And Horses
Composer(s): John Sullivan
Performer(s): John Sullivan
Opening Theme:
Stick a pony in me pocket
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
Cos if you want the best 'uns
But you don't ask questions
Then brother, I'm your man
Cos where it all comes from is a mystery
It's like the changin' of the seasons
And the tides of the sea
But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk
Why do only fools and horses work?
La-la-la
La-lala-la
La-la-la
La-lala-la
Closing Theme:
We've got some half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles
T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.'s
Ball games, gold chains, whatsnames, pictures frames and leather goods
And Trevor Francis track suits from a mush in Shepherds Bush
Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush ...
No income tax, no V.A.T.
No money back, no guarantee
Black or white, rich or poor
We'll cut prices at a stroke......
God bless Hooky Street
Viva Hooky Street
Long live Hooky Street
C'est magnifique, Hooky Street
Magnifique, Hooky Street
Hooky Street (to fade)
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