First And Second Law Composer(s): Michael Flanders; Donald Swann Performer(s): Flanders & Swann
The First Law of Thermodymamics: Heat is work and work is heat Heat is work and work is heat Very good!
The Second Law of Thermodymamics: Heat cannot of itself pass from one body to a hotter body (scat music starts) Heat cannot of itself pass from one body to a hotter body Heat won't pass from a cooler to a hotter Heat won't pass from a cooler to a hotter You can try it if you like but you far better notter You can try it if you like but you far better notter 'Cos the cold in the cooler with get hotter as a ruler 'Cos the cold in the cooler with get hotter as a ruler 'Cos the hotter body's heat will pass to the cooler 'Cos the hotter body's heat will pass to the cooler
First Law: Heat is work and work is heat and work is heat and heat is work Heat will pass by conduction Heat will pass by conduction Heat will pass by convection Heat will pass by convection Heat will pass by radiation Heat will pass by radiation And that's a physical law Heat is work and work's a curse And all the heat in the Universe Is gonna cooool down 'cos it can't increase Then there'll be no more work and there'll be perfect peace Really? Yeah - that's entropy, man!
And all because of the Second Law of Thermodynamics, which lays down: That you can't pass heat from the cooler to the hotter Try it if you like but you far better notter 'Cos the cold in the cooler will get hotter as a ruler 'Cos the hotter body's heat will pass to the cooler Oh, you can't pass heat from the cooler to the hotter You can try it if you like but you'll only look a fooler 'Cos the cold in the cooler will get hotter as a ruler That's a physical Law!
Oh, I'm hot! Hot? That's because you've been working!
Oh, Beatles - nothing! That's the First and Second Laws of Thermodynamics!"
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