Funky Worm
Composer(s): Leroy "Sugarfoot" Bonner; M. Jones;
Ralph "Pee Wee" Middlebrooks; Walter "Junie" Morrison;
Norman Napier; Andrew Noland; M. Pierce; Gregory Webster
Performer(s): The Ohio Players



You're a little late
so step right this way and we'll get started 

Granny:
What? 
Say it now? 
Oh
say it now, say it now
Ahem!
Me and the Ohio Players are gonna tell you about a worm
He's the funkiest worm in the world 
Alright
Sing it, Clarence 

Clarence:
Theres' a worm in the ground, yes there is

Granny:
Thats right

Clarence:
he's six feet long

Granny:
six feet long

Clarence: 
he only comes around

Granny:
when he wants to get down
But when he comes out of his hole
He sounds something like this

Granny: 
oh that's funky
Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky
Alright
Sing it again, Clarence

Clarence:
and through all the land, yeah

Granny:
yeah

Clarence:
he plays in a band

Granny:
plays in a band

Clarence:
plays guitar without any hands
Pretty good, I might add

Granny:
yeah, when he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck
Everybody wants to get up and dance

Granny:
ah, get it baby
Don't, don't, don't
Don't fight the feeling
Don't fight it
Hey, don't stop now honey, get down
I'm his manager, heh heh
Gonna make a million dollars
I get it all, cause he can't spend it
There he goes
Goin' back in his hole, just the same way he came out
Do we get paid for this?
I just wanted to make sure
We do? 
OK