Rak Off Normie Composer(s): Bob Hudson Performer(s): Maureen Elkner
I was minding me business down in the street There was a nice Hells Angle I was hoping to meet I was standing on the footpath having a nice dream And he was in the Parathonon buying an ice cream Along came a lair in a hot FJ He leaned out the window and he said Guday He said my names Normie, do you want a ride And then me Hells Angle hero came out from inside He said, Rak off Normie, you and your mates I know what your after, but Ill put you straight Ill smash your back window with a great lump of rock So Rak off now before I do me Block So Rak off now before I do me Block
And they did
Well that was the last we saw of Norm and the gang They shot off up the road with a clatter and bang And I said to myself as I walked back inside These local blokes here have sure got a hide The Hells angel an I got married immediately Me dad and six brothers arranged it exceedingly Now hes on the run, and Im on the deserted wifes pension I wish Id paid Normie a bit more attention
Instead of saying
Rak off Normie, you and your mates I know what your after but Ill put you straight Ill smash your back window with a great lump of rock I wish I hadnt of told him to p-push off I wish I hadnt of told him to
.. Rak off Normie, you and your mates That Old Hells Angel didnt have what it takes If Id only listened when you said Guday Wed be happy in the back of your hot FJ Happy in the back of your hot FJ Awww Normie, You could have had me if you played your cards right
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