Real Live Girl
Composer(s): Cy Coleman; Carolyn Leigh
Performer(s): Matt Monro;
and various other artists



Pardon me miss 
but I've never done this 
with a real live girl 
what could be harmful 
in holding an armful 
of a real live girl 
pardon me if you're affectionate squeeze 
fogs up my goggles and 
buckels my knees 
I'm simply drown in the sight, and the sounds
and the scent and the feel 
of a real live girl 
nothing can beat getting swept off your feet 
by a real live girl 
dreams of you but don't compare with a hunk 
of a real live girl 
girl's were to girlish 
was once my belief 
whata reversal and what a relief 
I'll take the flowering hat 
and the towering hill 
and the squeal of a real live girl 
I've seen photographs and faximilies 
that have set my heart off in a whirl 
but I over look everyone in the book 
for a real live girl 
take your vernecion or romanaprrection 
ideal live girl 
go be a hold out for Helen of Troy 
I am a healthy American Boy 
and I rather gape at the dear little shape of the stir 
and the kill of a real live girl 
full time, occasional all operational girl