Right Wheel, Left Hammer, Sham
Composer(s): Alan Blakley; Len "Chip" Hawkes
Performer(s): The Tremeloes



If you get a right wheel, left hammer raw deal
Ev'rything is upside down
Tie him in a knot, try ev'rything you've got now
Kick him in the dusty ground
Give it a try, let it go by by by by by
Give it a try, let it go by by by by by

Marriage on the rocks, d'pends who said what then
Nobody remember why
Go before a counsel, wouldn't let her down feel
Shakin' in your old school tie
Give it a try, let it go by by by by by
Give it a try, let it go by by by by by

Horses on the run win thirty three to one
And never put a penny on
Smiling on the bookie, tell him that he should meet
Better luck the next time son
Give it a try, let it go by by by by by
Well give it a try, let it go by by by by by

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