Jimmy Jet And His TV Set Composer(s): Shel Silverstein Performer(s): Shel Silverstein
I'll tell you the story of Jimmy Jet And you know what I tell you is true He loved to watch his TV set Almost as much as you
He watched all day, he watched all night Till he grew pale and lean, From "The Early Show" to "The Late Late Show" And all the shows between
He watched till his eyes were frozen wide And his bottom grew into his chair And his chin turned into a tuning dial And antennae grew out of his hair
And his brains turned into TV tubes And his face to a TV screen And two knobs saying "Vert." and "Horiz." Grew where his ears had been
And he grew a plug that looked like a tail So we plugged in little Jim. And now instead of him watching TV We all sit around and watch him
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