Everybody Two-Step
Composer(s): Earl C. Jones; Wallie Herzer
Performer(s): Mike Bernard;
and various other artists



Oh my dear, don't you hear the latest music hit?
Oh gee! the orchestra is playing it 
That is not a Rubenstein composed in F 
It's a song from the pen of Mutt and Jeff 
Let's two step and dance in old Havana style 
Just act like you were made of rubber, chile
Glide along the floor and slide your feet a little bit 
That's it

Oh dear hon, won't you nestle to your lovie dove? 
Just rest your little hand upon my glove 
When I get to going 'round the shiny floor 
Babe, I'd just die to dance a little more 
Oh, my word I'm full of loving heart complaint 
Just place your tootsies where your papa's aint 
Then you start to swayin' to the playin' of the band 
That's grand!

Everybody two step and grab a girlie girl 
Everybody two step and do the twirly whirl 
Shake your feet with all your might
Everybody two step and two step right 
If you want to two step just like a Polar bear 
Everybody does it 
Nobody ought to care 
Everybody wiggle waggle 
Then you make a bow
Everybody two step now