Bill And Sally
Composer(s): Bill & Sally



(Sally) 
Bill get out of bed!
There's a burglar in the shed
Someone's making noise and there's a light
William raise your head
Did you hear what I said?
Careful now in case they have a knife

(Bill) 
Sally go to sleep
It's a couple from the street
They had nowhere to go to lay their head
They'd been sleeping on the road
Cos they had no place to go
I told them they could bunk down in the shed

(Sally) 
Bill get out of bed
There's a crying in the shed
The things you said now sound a little crazy

(Bill) 
Well they had no kids last night
Least none that were in sight
I guess the woman went and had her baby

(Sally) 
Bill get out of bed!
Did I hear what you said?
Are you telling me the woman was in labour?

(Bill) 
Well there was no room inside
With all your rellies and their pride
I was gonna tell you all about it later

(Sally) 
Bill get out of bed
There's lots of people in the shed
Some look rich and some as poor can be
See them through the open door
Kneeling on the garage floor
Why don't you take them out a steaming pot of tea

(Bill) 
Sally what's that light?
A flame up in the night
Like a laser beam there shining through the mist
Is it something 'bout my sight or something else out there tonight?
Just wait 'til I tell young Johnno about this!