God's Christmas Dilemma
Composer(s): Robin Mann



Christmas time was coming and God was wond'ring
What kind of present he could give his friends
Christmas time was coming all the shops were saying
And God didn't know what he could send
Should he give a tree for decorating
Should he give a star so clear and bright
Maybe just a single perfect diamond
Don't they say that diamonds are forever?

Christmas time was coming and God was thinking
That kind of present might be too passe
In the new millennium something technological
Would suit the information age
Should he give a fleet of brand new Porsches
Or a Bang and Olufsen hi-fi?
Then perhaps it should be something simpler
Maybe just a game for the computer

Christmas time was coming and God said 
Hey, I think I've got the very thing to give right here
Modern and spectacular it may not be but
They'll appreciate it through the years.
Though it will be small, it will be special
It'll change the course of history
I'll even write a song for its arrival
I'm going to give a tiny brand new baby
And that baby will be me