I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
(Adapted from: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - 1952)
(French Version: J’ai Vu Maman Embrasser Le Père Noël - 1956)
Composer(s): Tommie Connor
Performer(s): RuPaul - 1997



I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus 
Underneath the mistletoe last night
He didn’t see me creep 
Down the stairs to have a peep
He thought that I was upstairs in my bedroom fast asleep
 
Then I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus 
Underneath his beard so snowy white
There must be some mistake  
Was I really awake?
I rubbed my eyes and moved in close, a better look to take
 
Then I saw Daddy hugging Santa Claus
He took his hand and pulled him to the couch
It must have been just fine  
Santa didn’t mean to mind
Then Daddy moved across the room to pour them both some wine
 
Then I saw Daddy fondle Santa Claus 
And on his ear he nibbled now and then
I crawled across the floor  
I hid behind the door
I left it open just a crack so I could see some more
 
Then I saw Daddy undress Santa Claus
They quickly threw their clothes on our big chair
Well, much to my surprise  
I couldn’t believe my eyes!
It wasn’t Santa after all but Mommy in disguise
 
When I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus 
Underneath to mistletoe last night
Oh what I laugh it would have been 
If I had really seen
Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night!!!