People Are Funnier Than Anybody Composer(s): Eddie Brandt; Finberg Performer(s): Spike Jones
Everyone say to begin the beguine but no-one she begins him, so I will tell you how First you lift your right leg, like this Then you lift your left leg, like this Then you lift both your legs together, like this There must be an easier way to do this, I think
This is our philosophy This is our philosophy And we're sure, that you'll agree People are funnier that anybody
Woman needs five dollars bad Beauty facial must be had Husband can't spare the money, of course But he puts ten dollars on the nose of a horse
Wife can't see well enough to drive Car through garage-doors twelve foot wide But on husbands suit of grey She can spot a blond hair from a block away
This is our philosophy This is our philosophy And we're sure, that you'll agree People are funnier that anybody
Husband plays poker and enjoys Sitting up all of night with the boys But at home with his wife he'll fight If he has to sit ten minutes with the baby at night
Wife runs faster than any gale When she hears of a one-cent sale "I'm saving you money" to her husband she'll blab But to get to the sale she takes a taxi-cab
This is our philosophy This is our philosophy And we're sure, that you'll agree People are funnier that anybody
Man gets married, says it's one good deal He waited years for a homecooked meal When wife has nice hot dinner on plate He comes home from the poolroom two hours late
When single man kiss his girl goodnight He gets filled with thrilled delight But when husband kiss his wife, to say the least He gets his nose caught in a curler and his whole face greased
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