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  • 19-04-1988
    Klik hier om een link te hebben waarmee u dit artikel later terug kunt lezen. People Are Funnier Than Anybody

    People Are Funnier Than Anybody
    Composer(s): Eddie Brandt; Finberg
    Performer(s): Spike Jones



    Everyone say to begin the beguine
    but no-one she begins him, so I will tell you how
    First you lift your right leg, like this
    Then you lift your left leg, like this
    Then you lift both your legs together, like this
    There must be an easier way to do this, I think

    This is our philosophy
    This is our philosophy
    And we're sure, that you'll agree
    People are funnier that anybody

    Woman needs five dollars bad
    Beauty facial must be had
    Husband can't spare the money, of course
    But he puts ten dollars on the nose of a horse

    Wife can't see well enough to drive
    Car through garage-doors twelve foot wide
    But on husbands suit of grey
    She can spot a blond hair from a block away

    This is our philosophy
    This is our philosophy
    And we're sure, that you'll agree
    People are funnier that anybody

    Husband plays poker and enjoys
    Sitting up all of night with the boys
    But at home with his wife he'll fight
    If he has to sit ten minutes with the baby at night

    Wife runs faster than any gale
    When she hears of a one-cent sale
    "I'm saving you money" to her husband she'll blab
    But to get to the sale she takes a taxi-cab

    This is our philosophy
    This is our philosophy
    And we're sure, that you'll agree
    People are funnier that anybody

    Man gets married, says it's one good deal
    He waited years for a homecooked meal
    When wife has nice hot dinner on plate
    He comes home from the poolroom two hours late

    When single man kiss his girl goodnight
    He gets filled with thrilled delight
    But when husband kiss his wife, to say the least
    He gets his nose caught in a curler and his whole face greased





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