Planet Schmanet
Composer(s): Richard O'Brien



Dr. Frank-N-Furter:
I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed, it should be all you need
You're as sensual as a pencil
Wound up like an 'E' or first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
You got a block, well take my advice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
The Transducer will seduce ya

Janet: My feet! I can't move my feet!
Dr. Von Scott: My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!
Brad: It's as if we're glued to the spot!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!
Janet: Oh, we're trapped!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: It's something you'll get used to
A mental mind-fuck can be nice
Dr. Van Scott: You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine
This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of
Audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device
Brad: You mean...
Dr. Van Scott: Yes, Brad
It's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time
But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it
A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then
Projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself
Janet: You mean, he's gonna send us to another planet?

Dr. Frank-N-Furter:
Planet, schmanet, Janet!
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
You'd better wise up
Build your thighs up
You'd better wise up