Harold The Frog
Performer(s): Captain Beaky
Harold, a rather lonely frog
With spotted manly chest
Lived in a wet and squelchy bog
And always looked depressed
He couldn't get a froggy date
Although he'd try each night
But when he'd squelch behind a girl
She'd just leap off in fright
A wallflower at the local hop
He'd dance 'til dawn alone
(two three four)
Quick quick slow quick
Plop plop plop
Then squelch his way back home
Reflecting in his private pool
On his unhappy fate,
He wondered why on earth it was
He couldn't get a date...
His friends all knew the reason why
But friends don't like to tell
A frog who's got and doesn't know
A wet and boggy smell
A frog who's got a wet and boggy smell
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