How To Handle A Woman
Composer(s): Frederick Loewe; Alan Jay Lerner
Performer(s): Richard Burton;
and various other artists



How to handle a woman
There's a way said a wise old man
A way known by every woman
Since the whole rigmarole began! 

Do I flatter her, I begged him answer
Do I threaten or cajole or plea
Do I brood or play the gay romancer? 
Said he, smiling, "No, indeed!" 

"How to handle a woman
Mark me well, I will tell you sir! 
The way to handle a woman
Is to love her, simply love her
Merely love her, love her
Love her!"