Well Did You Evah? 
Composer(s): Cole Porter
Performer(s): Bing Crosby & Frank Sinatra



Have you heard? 
The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane? 
Well did you evah? 
What a swell party this is! 

Have you heard that poor dear Blanche got run down by an avalanche? 
Well, did you evah? 
What a swell party this is! 

What daiquiris! 
What sherry, please! 
What burgundy! 
What pommery! 

Have you heard? 
Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch? 
Well, did you evah? 
What a swell party this is! 

Misses Smith in her new Hup crossed the bridge when the bridge was up
Well, did you evah? 
What a swell part this is! 

What brandy, wow! 
What whiskey, here's how! 
What gin and what beer, will you sober up, dear?