Where's Me Shirt? Performer(s): Ken Dodd
Well it all began in the year of one When Adam was the first man And a girl called Eve, so we believe Was made to be his woman She led him up the Garden of Eden, by a tree Then she offered him her apple And he cried out suddenly (eee-eeee-eeeee)
Where's me shirt? Where's me shirt?
I feel a proper twazzer without me shirt I've got me tickling-tackle and me nicky-nocky-noo But I must confess I feel undressed Like this, in front of you
Where's me shirt? I can't find me shirt anywhere It's twenty-five past five in the Garden of Eden and I can't find me shirt Fancy leaving me in a garden with no shirt on, like this Look at all these creepy-crawly things here Ooh, look, there's a serpent Go 'way Go 'way you nasty old serpent Go on, shoo! Go on, shoo!
Since the days of old, we've all been told Of men like Bonaperte His great retreat and his first defeat Was the thing that broke his heart He stuck just outside Moscow and then made history He stuck his hand inside his coat And cried out bitterly (eee-eeee-eeeee)
Where's me shirt? Where's me shirt?
I can't go on like zis, wizout my shirt I've had my tickle-tonic on my nicky-nocky-nee But I just can't go through all this snow Without a shirt on me
Where's me shirt? Oh, sacre blue Sacre flippin' blue, where's me shirt? By Jove, t'ain't 'alf frosty Ooh, ooh, this tent isn't 'alf drafty I don't know where the draft's comin' from, but I know where it's goin' to
Back in eighty-one, in the mid-day sun In Tombstone, one September Wyatt Earp was due to go into A gunfight he'd remember The Clanton's and McLourys started firin' suddenly As the gunsmoke cleared and the twonsfolk cheered Wyatt Earp said quietly (eee-eeee-eeeee)
Where's me shirt? Where's me shirt?
I feel a proper twit without me shirt I've lost me ticklin'-tackle and me nicky-nocky-nee But I feel a twerp, me Wyatt Earp With my shirt shot off o' me
Ere, where's me shirt? Where's me gunfightin' shirt? Ooh, I say, here comes the Indians 'Ere, you be careful where you're shootin' those arrows Where's me shirt? Where's me shir... I can't find me shirt anywhere D'you know, I'm sure I had it when I came out Where's me shirt?
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