Women Will Rule The World
Composer(s): Raymond Quevedo
Performer(s): Ry Cooder



How different the ladies of long ago 
to the modern women that we all know
If you observe you are bound to see 
that sex has changed entirely
A long ago their one ambition in life 
was to be a mother and a wife
Now they go out imitating the males 
by smoking cigarettes and drinking cocktails
Girls used to like to be school teachers 
gradually becoming stenographers
We next hear of them as lecturers, authors and engineers
There is no limit to their ambition 
they've even gone in for aviation
And if you men don't assert control 
your women will rule the world
Play a bridge!
Now they say anything that your man can do 
they also can achieve too
And they've openly boasted to do their part 
in the literature and art
We will next hear of them as candidates 
for the president of these United States
And if you men don't assert control 
your women will rule the world
Now you hear on the radio and TV 
of a great national calamity
Story of tragic proportion coming 
from the White House in Washington
The facts in the case are clearly stated 
the president is being cruely dominated
By a international conspiracy 
that threatens world peace and security