Dammit Janet
Composer(s): Richard O'Brien
Performer(s): Barry Bostwick & Susan Sarandon
and various other artists



Brad: Hey, Janet
Janet: Yes, Brad
Brad: I've got something to say
Janet: Uh-huh
Brad: I really love the skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet
Janet: Oh, oh, Brad

Brad:
The river was deep but I swam it (Janet)
The future is ours, so let's plan it (Janet)
So please don't tell me to can it (Janet)
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you

The road was long but I ran it (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it (Janet)
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-a-n-e-t, I love you so

Janet:
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had (Oh, Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh, Brad)
That you met Mom and you know Dad (Oh, Brad)
I've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too

Janet: Oh, Brad
Brad: Oh, dammit
Janet: I'm mad
Brad: Oh, Janet
Janet: For you
Brad: I love you too
Both: There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo

Brad:
And that's go see the man who began it (Janet)
When we met in his science exam, it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you

Brad: Dammit, Janet
Janet: Oh Brad, I'm mad
Brad: Dammit, Janet
Both: I love you