Dentist
Composer(s): Alan Menken - Howard Ashman
Performer(s): Steve Martin & Bill Murray
When I was young and just a bad little kid My momma noticed funny things I did Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun I'd poison guppies, and when I was done I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in its head That's when my momma said... (What did she say?) She said my boy I think someday You'll find a way To make your natural tendencies pay...
You'll be a dentist You have a talent for causing things pain! Son, be a dentist People will pay you to be inhumane!
You're temperment's wrong for the priesthood And teaching would suit you still less Son, be a dentist You'll be a success
"Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque" "Watch him suck up that gas Oh My God!" "He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good" "Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis DeSade?"
"Oh, that hurts! Wait! I'm not numb!" "Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!"
I am your dentist And I enjoy the career that I picked I'm your dentist And I get off on the pain I inflict!
When I start extracting those mollars Girls, you'll be screaming like holy rollers
And though it may cause my patients distress Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me... I know...I know that my momma's proud of me "Oh, Momma..."
'Cause I'm a dentist... And a success!
"Say ahh..." "Say Ahhhh..." "Say Aaarrrhhhh!!!" "Now Spit!"
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