Be Prepared
Composer(s): Tom Lehrer
Performer(s): Tom Lehrer



This one is a little song dedicated to the Boy Scouts of America  
The Boy Scouts of America, those noble little... bastions of democracy 
and the American Legion of tomorrow
Their motto is... 
I would like to state at this time that I am not now and have never been ... 
a member of the Boy Scouts of America 
Their motto is, as you know, Be Prepared! 
and that is the name of this song

Be prepared! That's the Boy Scouts' marching song
Be prepared! As through life you march along
Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well
Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell

Be prepared! To hide that pack of cigarettes
Don't make book if you cannot cover bets
Keep those reefers hidden where you're sure that they will not be found
And be careful not to smoke them when the scoutmaster's around
For he only will insist that they be shared, be prepared!

Be prepared! That's the Boy Scouts' solemn creed
Be prepared! And be clean in word and deed
Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice
Unless you get a good percentage of her price

Be prepared! And be careful not to do
Your good deeds when there's no one watching you
If you're looking for adventure of a new and different kind
And you come across a Girl Scout who is similarly inclined
Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared 
Be prepared!