Beautiful But Dumb
Composer(s): Lonnie Johnson
Performer(s): Lonnie Johnson



To marry a beautiful woman these days
Is just like a murder crime
To marry a beautiful woman these days
Is just like a murder crime
If you lookin' for a real good woman
Boy you just wastin' time

First she don't know how to sweeten your coffee
She can't even make up your bed
She don't know how to sweeten your coffee
She can't make up your bed
She can't even roast your meat
And how she mess up your bread

Next she can't bake cornbread
She can't even boil beef stew
She can't even bake cornbread
She can't boil beef stew
Man if your woman is beautiful and dumb
That don't mean a thing to you

My gal baked me some bread this morning
The bread refused to rise
My gal baked me some bread this morning
The bread refused to rise
The crust was tough on the bread
Was as the rubber on a Maxwell tyre

Some men crave beautiful women
But in my life it's not worthwile
Some men crave beautiful women
But in my life it's not worthwile
After all they're just beautiful
Ain't got sense of a newborn child