Big John, Little John



Big John has a problem, as you can plainly see
One minute he's 40, the next he's 33
Big John keeps a-changin', before your very eyes
To 25, and then 19, then 12 years old in size

Big John, Little John, what a way to grow
Big John, Little John, he grew from high to low

Big John drank from the fountain of youth, he took a little drink
And that magic water, is the thing that made him shrink
Now, when he's little John he never knows just when
Zap! He'll change and rearrange, and he's Big John again