Bloop Bleep
Composer(s): Frank Loesser
Performer(s): Danny Kaye
and various other artists



Bloop, bleep, bloop, bleep, bloop, bleep
The faucet keeps a-drippin’ and I can’t sleep
Bleep, bloop, bleep, bloop, bloopbloop, bleep
I guess I never should’ve ordered clam soup

Bloop, bleep, bloopbloop, bleepbleep, bl.bl.bl, bl.bl.bl
I wonder where to go to buy a car cheap
(Warbling) Blblblblblbl 
(Warbling) Blblblblblbl
(Warbling) Blblblblblbl
(Warbling) Blblblblblbl
(Warbling) Blblblblblbl
(Warbling) Blblblblblbl
What is it with the babe next door?

What is it she does to me?
What mad kinda thrill do I find?
Looking at her walking, just walking by
Don’t know I’m alive but she’s driving me out of my..
Bleeoo, bleep, bloop, bleeep, bl.bl.bl.bl, bl.bl.bl.bl 
The faucet keeps a-drippin’ and I just can’t sleep

Bloop, bleep, bloop, bleep, bloop, bleep
I better call the plumber ‘cause I just can’t
Sloop, er blee, sleebleep, blooblee er sleeboo, bl.bl, blooslee, sleebloo…er
Sleeeeeeeeeeeep!