Bosom Buddies Composer(s): Jerry Herman Performer(s): Angela Lansbury and various other artists
Vera and Mame: We'll always be bosom buddies Friends, sisters and pals We'll always be bosom buddies If life should reject you There's me to protect you
Vera: If I say that your tongue is vicious
Mame: If I call you uncouth
Vera and Mame: It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy Will sit down and tell you the truth
Vera: Tho' now and again I'm aware that my candid opinion may sting
Mame: Tho' often my frank observation might scald I've been meanin' to tell you for years You should keep your hair natural like mine
Vera: If I kept my hair natural like yours, I'd be bald But darling
Vera and Mame We'll always be dear companions
Vera: My crony
Mame: My mate
Vera and Mame: We'll always be harmonizing
Vera: Orphan Annie and Sandy
Vera and Mame: Like Amos and Andy
Vera: If I say that your sense of style's as far as off as your youth It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy Will tell you the whole stinkin' truth
Mame: Each time that a critic has written, "Your voice is the voice of a frog!" Straight to your side to defend you I rush You know that I'm there ev'ry time that the world makes an unkind remark When they say "Vera Charles is the world's greatest lush!" It hurts me!
Vera: And if I say your fangs are showing Mame, pull in your claws It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy Will notice the obvious flaws!
Mame: I feel it's my duty to tell you it's time to adjust to your age You try to be "Peg O' My Heart", when you're "Lady Macbeth" Exactly how old are you, Vera? The truth!
Vera: Well, how old do you think?
Mame: I'd say somewhere in between forty and the death!
Vera and Mame: But sweetie
Vera: I'll always be Alice Toklas If you'll be Gertrude Stein And tho' I'll admit I've dished you I've gossiped and gloated But I'm so devoted
Mame: And if I say that sex and guts made you into a star It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy Will tell you how rotten you are
Vera and Mame: Just turn your bosom buddy For aid and affection For help and direction For loyalty, love and for sooth! Remember that who else but a bosom buddy Will sit down and level And give you the devil, Will sit down and tell you the truth!
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