Mr. Jones (Are You Coming To Bed?) Composer(s): Mills Performer(s): Evelyn Dall; Florence Desmond
Ive often wondered what it was like to be married Ive often wondered why for so long I have tarried But I was wed this mornin And now I am a missus So without much warning Ill know what married bliss is
Mr. Jones are you comin to bed Mr. Jones are you comin to bed Youve been awful rough And youve done your stuff Oh its just as well were wed Mr. Jones are you comin to bed
Mr. Jones, can you really be mine Mr. Jones, oh youre lookin devine Youve been on the loose And youve cooked your goose So its just as well were wed Mr. Jones are you comin to bed
Nows your chance Here comes romance I cant bear you out of my sight So dont blow out that light
Oh Mr. Jones, youre so hard to resist Mr. Jones, if Ive gotta be kissed Its a darn good thing That you bought that ring And its just as well were wed Mr. Jones are you comin to bed
Mr. Jones, wont you get out of bed Mr. Jones, wont you get out of bed Heres your morning tea And its half past three Thats the worst of bein wed Mr. Jones, wont you get out of bed
Mr. Jones, I dont want to be rude Mr. Jones, dont you want any food Just a steak and chips Gee, its half past six Thats the worst of bein wed Mr. Jones, wont you get out of bed
Youve had a snooze Youve read the news I cant think what mother would say Youve wasted all the day
Oh Mr. Jones, now its terribly late Mr. Jones, its a quarter to eight Better say goodnight And blow out that light And get straight back to bed Mr. Jones are you comin to bed
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