Mussolini's Letter To Hitler Composer(s): Carson J. Robison Performer(s): Carson Robison
Dear Hitler: I wrote you a letter And I used the new address you sent But Moscow returned it this morning With a word written on it in red Its a word Ive been hearing quite often And I know just how much it hurts Youve heard it yourself from the British Dear Adolf, that word was Nerts! Im writing again for a favor Although I feel sure its no use But now that Japan is your fall guy Dear Adolf, oh please turn me loose!
Im longing so much for the old days When they greeted me with bravos And I like the old salute better Without their thumb to their nose Your Gestapo you sent here to help me Dont know what a big shot I am Please tell them their Bronx cheers annoy me And I dont like the way they say Scram! The last speech I made to my people I outlined your Russian idea And instead of the cheers I expected I heard someone snicker Oh yeah?
Last night I dreamed I saw Stalin And heres a suggestion he made Better tell your dear old friend Adolf To brush up on his wallpaper trade And the next time that you see Max Schmeling Heres something that he oughta know The Yankees have got a new weapon Thats known as Brown Bomber Joe Well Adolf, I better be closing So Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil! And please dont forget that old promise That youd give me the whole British Isles!
P.S. Dont think Im complaining But my wardrobe is looking quite sad Can you spare me an old suit of Goerings? Maybe it wont smell too bad
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