My Dog's Bigger Than Your Dog
Composer(s): Tom Paxton
Performer(s): Tom Paxton; Heather Donovan



My dog's bigger than your dog
My dog's bigger than yours
My dog's bigger
And he chases mailmen
My dog's bigger than yours

My dog's better than your dog
My dog's better than yours
His name is King
And he had puppies
My dog's better than yours

My dad's tougher than your dad
My dad's tougher than yours
My dad's tougher
And he yells louder and
My dad's tougher than yours

My dad's louder than your dad
My dad's louder than yours
Momma buys a new dress
Daddy makes noises
My dad's louder than yours

Our car's faster than your car
Our car's faster than yours
It has a louder horn
It bumps other cars
Our car's faster than yours

Our car's older than your car
Our car's older than yours
It stops running and Daddy kicks the fenders
Our car's older than yours

My Mom's older than your Mom
My Mom's older than yours
She takes smelly baths
She hides the gray hairs
My Mom's older than yours

My Mom's funnier than your Mom
My Mom's funnier than yours
Her hair is pretty and
It changes colors
My Mom's funnier than yours