My Favorite Brunette
Composer(s): Ray Evans; Jay Livingston
Performer(s): Bob Hope & Dorothy Lamour



Dorothy:
Bob:by Hope was a boy who liked girls with raven tresses
He thought every girl just for him was saving yesses
He figured that the duty of each brunette beauty
Was to run to him for necking
At his every bark and beckon

Here comes this lonesome male
And here's his pitaful tale
He says

Bob:
I will date Rosie 'cause Rosie is cosy
And she's my favourite brunette

Dorothy:
But rosie this summer 
Was dating the plumber

Bob:
She turned out ot be all wet
I'll make Rosita, that sweet senorita
My brand new favourite brunette

Dorothy:
Bu this hot-to-molly
Was tickling Charlie
By shaking her castanets 

Bob:
Dark-haired Tilly was silly over Willy
Lily and Billy were Kind of Jack and Jilly

Dorothy:
So he tried a redhead
But she was a dead head

Bob:
And what can you do with a blonde?

I tried using my noodle 
and bought a black poodle

Dorothy:
His brand new favourite brunette

Bob:
But she loves a spanail
Name of Danial

Dorothy:
That was the pay off 
and though he was way off
He hasn't stopped trying yet
He was last seen in Tibet
You bet,chasing another brunette

Bob:
I got pally with Sally May O'Malley
Patting and pinching 
right in her mothers kitchen
Again I had to lose out
Someone blew the fuse out
What can you do in the dark
Tell me, how about you babe?
Will you be my new babe?
My brand new favourite brunette?

Dorothy:
Uh Ah 
the kind of man that I demand
Must have a lot at his command 

Bob:
I'll learn a lot of parlour tricks
And get advice from Dorothy: Dicks

Dorothy:
And would you buy me diamond rings? 
and little thousand dollar things?

Bob:
I'll give you lots of cadillacs
To go with every pair of slacks

Dorothy:
Well let me know whan you get there

Both:
Then you'll be my favourite brunette