My Girl's Pussy
Performer(s): Roger Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders
and various other artists



There’s one pet I like to pet
And every evening, we get set
I stroke it every chance I get
It’s my girl’s pussy
Seldom plays and never purrs
But I love the thoughts it stirs
And I like it ‘cause it’s hers
It’s my girl’s pussy
Often, it goes out at night – returns at break of dawn
No matter what the weather’s like, it’s always nice and warm
I bring tidbits that it loves
We spoon like two turtledoves
I take care to remove my gloves
When stroking my girl’s pussy

What a precious thing to handle
No one else could hold a candle
********* lovable and sweet!
There’s one pet I’d like to pet
And every evening, we get wet
I stroke it every chance I get
It’s my girl’s pussy
Seldom plays and never purrs
But I like the thoughts it stirs
And I never mind because it’s hers
It’s my girl’s pussy
Often, it goes out at night – returns at break of dawn
No matter what the weather’s like, it’s always nice and warm! 
Oh, yeah, yeah!
Never dirty – Always clean
At giving thrills, it’s never mean
That it’s the best I’ve ever seen
It’s my girl’s pussy

It’s my girl’s pussy

It’s my girl’s pussy

It’s my girl’s pussy