Captain Beaky
Composer(s): Jeremy Lloyd
Performer(s): Keith Michell



The bravest animals in the land are Captain Beaky and his band 
That's Timid Toad, Reckless Rat, Artful Owl and Batty Bat 
They march through the woodlands singing songs 
That tell how they have righted wrongs 

Once Hissing Sid, an evil snake, kept the woodland folk awake 
In fear and trembling every night 
In case he gave someone a bite 
Said Artful Owl, 'We'll lie in wait 
And one of us will be the bait" 
Said Captain Beaky, "Have no fear! 
For I alone will volunteer!" 

"No, make it me!" Said Reckless Rat 
I'll stand there in my reckless hat 
When Hissing Sid picks up my trail
I'll just lasso him with my tail!" 

"Oh, good idea" said Timid Toad 
"We'll hide a long way down the road
And when you've overcome resistance 
We'll rush along to your assistance" 

Said Batty Bat, "I've got a wheeze! 
I'll fly and hide up in the trees! 
If Hissing Sid should slither by 
I'll drop a boulder from the sky!" 

Said Artful Owl, "The idea sound…how will you lift it off the ground?" 
Poor Batty Bat just scratched his head 
"I hadn't thought of that," he said

Said Owl, "The rest of us hold back 
There's only one that he'll attack" 
Said Timid Toad, "I like your plan" 
"Good luck," said Owl, "For you're the man!" 

So Timid Toad, his eyes a-popping
Into the woodland night went hopping 
Captain Beaky waved his hand, followed by his trusty band 
That's Artful Owl and Reckless Rat, and above the trees flew Batty Bat

"Stop!" Said Beaky, "I hear squeaking!" 
"It's Batty Bat" said Owl, "He's speaking!" 
"It's all in code," said Reckless Rat 
Said Owl, "I'll just decipher that" 

"A dash, a dot, two short, two long… 
I rather think we've got it wrong 
It reads 'can clearly see the road
Hissing Sid has captured Toad!'" 

"Quick men!" said Beaky, "No delay! 
"You mustn't let him get away!" 
And leaping off, said "Follow me!" 
And ran head first into a tree

"Dot dot dot" squeaked Batty Bat
Said Beaky, "Quick! Decipher that!" 
Said Reckless Rat, "Perhaps we're gaining?" 
"No," said Owl. "He says…it's raining" 

Oh, how they ran to save poor Toad
For they must find that snake's abode 
Guided by old Batty Bat 
Dot dot go this way dash, go that! 

Then Hissing Sid's lair they spied 
Were they too late? Was he inside? 
Said Reckless Rat, "I'll get a pole 
And stop him going down his hole!" 

Then into sight the snake came hopping
Right past his hole, no sign of stopping 
Said Reckless Rat, "That's rather funny
"There's something jumping in his tummy" 

Said Captain Beaky, "Well I'm blowed! 
Hissing Sid has swallowed Toad!" 
And as the snake hopped out of sight
Off they chased into the night

At last they found him, tired and dizzy 
And pulled out Toad, who said "Where is he? 
For left alone, I felt quite sick
And hopped into a hollow stick 

Said Owl, "A clever step to take! 
You jumped into that slippery snake" 
"That was brave of Toad", said Rat 
"That's just my sort of plan!" said Bat 

Said Captain Beaky to his men
"Well we'll not see Hissing Sid again!" 
And as they marched off down the road
They sang in praise of Timid Toad 

Above them flew ol' Batty Bat
With his wings stretched out, like that 
Owl's idea, the clever fella 
To have a flying um-ber-ella