Cocaine Bill And Morphine Sue 
(Traditional)



Cocaine Bill and Morphine Sue 
Strolling down the avenue two by two

Oh, honey 
won't you have a little sniff on me
Have a sniff on me

Said Sue to Bill: "It'll do no harm
If we both just have a little shot in the arm" 

Said Bill to Sue: "I can't refuse
'Cause there's no more kick in this darned ol' booze" 

So they walked down first and they turned up main
Looking for a place they could buy cocaine

They came to a drugstore full of smoke
Where they saw a little sign sayin' "No more coke" 

Now in the graveyard on the hill
Lies the body of Cocaine Bill

And in a grave right by his side
Lies the body of his cocaine bride

All o' you cokies is a-gonna be dead 
If you don't stop a-sniffin that stuff in your head

Now where they went, no one can tell 
It might have been heaven or it might have been ... Sniff”