I Ain't Gonna Give Nobody None Of My Jelly Roll
Composer(s): Clarence Williams; Spencer Williams
Performer(s): Bobby Darin & Johnny Mercer
and multiple other artists



[Johnny:]
I ain't gonna give
nobody none of my
jellyroll ...

[Bobby:]
How 'bout your
short'ning bread?

[Johnny:]
Oh, I wouldn't give
you a piece a pie to
save your soul ...

[Bobby:]
I guess that's what you said

[Johnny:]
My ma told me today
When she went away ...

[Bobby:] 
To buy groceries

[Johnny:]
To be a good boy
She'd give me a toy
'cause I'm my mama's
Pride and joy

There ain't no use
of anyone to keep a
hangin' 'round ...

[Bobby:]
Maybe I'm waiting' on your ma

[Johnny:]
You don't know my ma
She'd really put you down ...

[Bobby:] 
Put me down?

[Johnny:]
Ma's bakin' up a storm
And her oven is still warm
I know you want it
But you can't have it
And I ain't gonna
give you none

[Bobby:] 
You dirty boy!

I ain't gonna give
nobody none of my jellyroll ...

[Johnny:]
Oh, ... such a stingy chap!

[Bobby:]
I wouldn't give you
a piece a pie to save your soul ...

[Johnny:]
How 'bout a zuzu snap?

[Bobby:]
Her cherry pie is fine
Her layer cake divine
But I'm tellin' you twice
You can't get a slice
Unless you're extra special nice

Now, there ain't no
use of you to just
keep a hangin' 'round ...

[Johnny:]
Oh, ... pretty please!

[Bobby:]
I love you but I hate
to put you down
Yeah, ... my jellyroll is sweet...

[Johnny:] 
That it is!

[Bobby:]
It sure is hard to beat
Well, I know they want it ...

[Johnny:] 
But, they can't have it ...

[Both:]
Whoa, Miss Nelly, I need my jellyroll!

[Johnny:] 
Dibs on the dishpan

[Bobby:] 
I got seconds