I Can Do Without You
Composer(s): Sammy Fain; Paul Francis Webster
Performer(s): Doris Day
and multiple other artists
In the Summer youre the Winter
In the finger youre the splinter
In the banquet youre the stew
Say, I could do without you
In the garden youre the gopher
In the Levis youre the loafer
Like an overturned canoe
Well, I could do without you
You can go to Philadelphia
Take a hack to Hackensack
Hey, Ill never ring a bell fer yer
Or yell fer yer to come back
In the question youre the why
In the ointment youre the fly
Though I know some things are indefensible
Like a buck or two
If theres one thing I can do without
I can do without you
In the barrel youre a pickle
In the goldmine youre a nickel
Youre the tack inside my shoe
Yes, I can do without you
In my bosom youre a dagger
Youre a mangy carpetbagger
In the theatre youre the boo
I can do without you
In the bullfrog youre the croak
In the forest, poison oak
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